Post by "Stone Cold" Steve Austin on Jun 11, 2008 1:28:43 GMT -3
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin is sitting in an interview chair under a spotlight, with Kenny ? Sitting next to him in another chair with a spotlight on him.
Kenny - "Stone Cold, could you please tell us what happened when Mayhem went off the air last night? All we could hear was some loud noise and some glass breaking"
Stone Cold - "Me and Mr. Cameron had some disagreements over the past month, when Stone Cold should have made his debut. But I got a call at home one night from the R.O.F. headquarters, saying I should just stay home because Mr. Cameron couldnt fit me into the picture just yet. So, I said "OK" and was told that I would be getting a phone call within the next couple days. After about a week, I hadn't heard anything, so I called the R.O.F. headquarters myself, but all I ever got was a bunch of recorded messages. I left several messages and kept waiting"
"Stone Cold" Takes a drink of his beer and then crush's the can and reaches next to him and grabs another beer out of a cooler sitting beside his chair
Stone Cold - "Finally, after about 2 weeks, I got a call stating that Mr. Cameron was just about ready to bring me on board, and that I should be prepared to get called up, any day now. Well, another week went by, I had all my stuff packed and was getting damn well sick and tired of not being a part of the action that I was forced to sit at home and watch. So, I grabbed my luggage and headed to headquarters. When I got there, nobody knew who the hell I was and acted like nobody ever gave me a call or was agreeing to a contract with Stone Cold"
"Steve takes another huge drink and then sets his beer down on the arm of Kenny's Chair
Stone Cold - "I'm gonna sit this here for a moment, don't try anything stupid like taking a drink of it. I'll slap the stupid out of ya! Now, at this point I was boiling mad. It suddenly seemed nobody wanted me to work for the R.O.F. and after getting escorted out of the building by security, I left and went back home. I had pretty much written off that I wouldnt be working for the ring of fire. But then, a couple days later, Mr. Cameron called me and asked me where the hell I had been. So, I booked a flight back to headquarters and when I got there, I was refused entrance into the building. I got into a scuffle with Mr. Cameron's Rent-A-Cops and got hauled off to jail. I had to sit in that son of a bitch for nearly a week."
Steve pulls out a few pieces of paper, headlined Ring of Fire Talent Contract
Stone Cold - Finally, after I got out, I got in contact with General Manager Chris Mcnight. He told me to meet him in a remote area near R.O.F. headquarters, so I did. I explained what happened, and in less than 5 minutes, good 'ol Chris Mcnight had me a contract written up. A pretty nice on I must add. My contract permitted me to show up last night, and all I had on my mind was knocking the hell out of Mr. Cameron!
Kenny - "So, that's what happened? you knocked the hell out of Mr. Cameron?"
Stone Cold - "Let's just say this, He's going to need to invest in a new glass top luxury desk, and perhaps a few band-aids. But it was all for the best, I feel better now and am ready to start handing out some ass whoopin's"
Kenny - "You dont think that maybe you might get fired for laying your hands on the president of the company?"
Stone Cold - "Well apparently I'm not going to get fired, I got a match next week on mayhem and it's a shot at an R.O.F. title. Not many people can get a title shot in their debut match. But stone cold is looking at the big picture here, and all I got to say is it's time to raise some hell around here."
Kenny - "Well, Steve, thanks for the........"
Kenny tries to hand Stone Cold his can of beer back But is slapped silly by the texas rattle snake.
Stone Cold - "I told you not to lay your damn hands on my beer, and what do you do? you touched it."
Kenny - "But I was just trying to hand....."
Stone Cold gets up and leaves the interview area as the scene goes to a commercial
Kenny - "Stone Cold, could you please tell us what happened when Mayhem went off the air last night? All we could hear was some loud noise and some glass breaking"
Stone Cold - "Me and Mr. Cameron had some disagreements over the past month, when Stone Cold should have made his debut. But I got a call at home one night from the R.O.F. headquarters, saying I should just stay home because Mr. Cameron couldnt fit me into the picture just yet. So, I said "OK" and was told that I would be getting a phone call within the next couple days. After about a week, I hadn't heard anything, so I called the R.O.F. headquarters myself, but all I ever got was a bunch of recorded messages. I left several messages and kept waiting"
"Stone Cold" Takes a drink of his beer and then crush's the can and reaches next to him and grabs another beer out of a cooler sitting beside his chair
Stone Cold - "Finally, after about 2 weeks, I got a call stating that Mr. Cameron was just about ready to bring me on board, and that I should be prepared to get called up, any day now. Well, another week went by, I had all my stuff packed and was getting damn well sick and tired of not being a part of the action that I was forced to sit at home and watch. So, I grabbed my luggage and headed to headquarters. When I got there, nobody knew who the hell I was and acted like nobody ever gave me a call or was agreeing to a contract with Stone Cold"
"Steve takes another huge drink and then sets his beer down on the arm of Kenny's Chair
Stone Cold - "I'm gonna sit this here for a moment, don't try anything stupid like taking a drink of it. I'll slap the stupid out of ya! Now, at this point I was boiling mad. It suddenly seemed nobody wanted me to work for the R.O.F. and after getting escorted out of the building by security, I left and went back home. I had pretty much written off that I wouldnt be working for the ring of fire. But then, a couple days later, Mr. Cameron called me and asked me where the hell I had been. So, I booked a flight back to headquarters and when I got there, I was refused entrance into the building. I got into a scuffle with Mr. Cameron's Rent-A-Cops and got hauled off to jail. I had to sit in that son of a bitch for nearly a week."
Steve pulls out a few pieces of paper, headlined Ring of Fire Talent Contract
Stone Cold - Finally, after I got out, I got in contact with General Manager Chris Mcnight. He told me to meet him in a remote area near R.O.F. headquarters, so I did. I explained what happened, and in less than 5 minutes, good 'ol Chris Mcnight had me a contract written up. A pretty nice on I must add. My contract permitted me to show up last night, and all I had on my mind was knocking the hell out of Mr. Cameron!
Kenny - "So, that's what happened? you knocked the hell out of Mr. Cameron?"
Stone Cold - "Let's just say this, He's going to need to invest in a new glass top luxury desk, and perhaps a few band-aids. But it was all for the best, I feel better now and am ready to start handing out some ass whoopin's"
Kenny - "You dont think that maybe you might get fired for laying your hands on the president of the company?"
Stone Cold - "Well apparently I'm not going to get fired, I got a match next week on mayhem and it's a shot at an R.O.F. title. Not many people can get a title shot in their debut match. But stone cold is looking at the big picture here, and all I got to say is it's time to raise some hell around here."
Kenny - "Well, Steve, thanks for the........"
Kenny tries to hand Stone Cold his can of beer back But is slapped silly by the texas rattle snake.
Stone Cold - "I told you not to lay your damn hands on my beer, and what do you do? you touched it."
Kenny - "But I was just trying to hand....."
Stone Cold gets up and leaves the interview area as the scene goes to a commercial