A word with Three H's (HHH)

[Lewy Cameron]

* The scene opens with Triple H washing his hands in the mans room. He turns around, to see the name "Lewy Cameron" drawn on one of the stalls in permanent marker. Triple H is intrigued, so he opens the door to see Lewy sitting on the toliet with his pants around his ankles, and the comic section right in front of his crotch. Triple H jumps back, as does Lewy. *

HHH: No Lewy, don't get up. We don't want you to remove that comic!

Lewy: Oh, Three H's, how are you doing on this...FUCKING... nice day? Welcome to my new office! It is... FUCKING BULLSHIT!... nice to have you here. So, Double Plus One H's, what is it like to have the nose the size of a airamaplane?

HHH: What the...

Lewy: I mean, itsa bigger then my office here! I think you have a booger, or a person a hangin from yas nose. Hey, you wanna look at my...DICK!... comics?

* We see Lewy lift his comics, then we se a horrifyed look on HHH's face, as there is now nothing covering Lewy. *

Lewy: Take a sit down, I need to talk to you.

* We suddenly hear a drop into the toliet Lewy is sitting on. HHH gets another grossed out look on his face. *

Lewy: Umm, hey, can you pass me that...ASS!... toliet paper behind you?

[Triple H]

*Triple H can't believe the nerve of Lewy Cameron, but then realizes he's not exactly playing with a full deck. So he tosses some toilet paper over the door to the stall*

Lewy: "Thank you.....SHITHEAD!!.....for the toilette paper"

Triple H: "You mean to tell me that you own half of this company and your office is in the shitter?"

Lewy: "Yes......Nice of unky ......BASTARD!......Michael to give me my own office"

*The sound of the toilette flushing can be heard*

Triple H: "Well, since you have half the power in this company, why dont you ........."

*The toilett flushes again*

Triple H: "Why don't you do the Game a favor....."

*Toliette flushes once again*

Triple H: "......Jesus, what the hell are you doing in there Lewy?"

*Triple H hears Lewy taking a plunger to the toilette and letting out some cuss words while he's doing it. Suddenly, water starts to pour all over the floor and it's not the cleanest looking water*

Triple H: "What the.......son of a ......LEWY!!!!"

Lewy: "Oh no, Unky.....DICKHEAD.....Mikey is going to be mad that I .......DAMMITT.....got poopy on my new office floor"

*Triple H goes over to wipe his shoes off with a disgusting look, suddenly he hears a phone ring from inside Lewy's Stall*

Triple H: "Are you kidding me? you have a phone in there?"

Lewy: "Yes......But I just dropped it in the .....SHIT!!!! .......Toilette"

*Triple H then hears Lewy saying "HELLO? HELLO?*

Triple H: "Uh....yea, I don't think they can hear you Lewy. But before I leave, could you do me a favor and have your "Unky" make DX's tag title defense this monday night a non-title match?"

*Lewy can be heard splashing the dirty toilette water around*

Triple H: "Did you hear me retard......I mean.....Lewy?"

Lewy: "Uh huh, hold on.....my foot is stuck in the ......FUCKING.....Toilette"

*Triple H just shakes his head and rolls his eyes as the scene goes to a commercial break*

[Lewy Cameron]

* We return to the bathroom with HHH sitting in front of the stall on a little stool, and inside that stall we here water still splashing around. We then hear the toliet flush. *

Lewy: Therea wes go. OH NO! MY TIE!

* The door slings open, and we see Lewy's head in the toliet. He pulls his head out, and we see toliet paper all over his face, and he is missing his tie. *

Lewy: Oh mans, my a...DICK!... tie got stucka in da toliet.

* Lewy wips his face off. *

HHH: So? What about my question? Is it a non title match?

Lewy: I a likes you Three H's, so this is a what Ima do for...FAGGOTS!...you. At Mayhem, the title WILL be on the line.

HHH: What? I wanted it non title! Did you even listen to m...

Lewy: Have a good daya sir H.

* Lewy shuts the stall door. *