Post by Lewy Cameron on Jun 1, 2008 20:28:31 GMT -3
*The scene opens with a shot of Lewy talking on the phone. *
Lewy: Yes, I want a... ASS!... pizza with extra...PISS!... and some...FUCK!...breadsticks on the side. Yep, THANK YOU!
* Lewy slams the phone down. He spins around a few times in his chair and he falls over. He gets up, and sets his chair back up. Lewy begins pouring himself a cup of chocolate milk when we see Mr. McKnight walk into Lewys office. *
Mr. McKnight: Hey Lewy!
* Lewy, startled, throws his cup of milk at Mr. McKnigh. He ducks, and it goes flying into the hall, and hits someone, a cameraman. The glass shatters, and the cameraman goes down clutching his sweet spot, as the cup hit him right in the crotch. Lewy goes out. *
Lewy: OH MY GAWD! Ima so sawy mister, let me help you.
* Lewy takes of his jacket, and hits the man unintentionally hard in the crotch. The man rives in pain when Mr. McKnight pulls him back into the office. *
Mr. McKnight: LEWY! It's ok, he'll be alright. Now, I wanted to ask you something. Where have you been lately?
Lewy: Unkey told me not to make a...BITCH... pest of myself anymore.
Mr. McKnight: Yeah, but your an owner too. You have just asmuch say as Mr. Cameron.
* Lewy ponders this for a moment. *
Lewy: You's right! Ima make me a match. It will be Unkey...BASTARD!...Cameron vs ME!
Mr. McKnight: Um... I don't think you can do that...
Lewy: In a chocolate milk drinking contest! The man who drinks the most chocolate milk in 1 minutes wins!
Mr. McKnight: Well, um Lewy...
Lewy: STOP!
* Mr. McKnight is shocked. Lewy holds his hand up in a fist. *
Lewy: Rock paper scissors?
Mr. McKnight: Ah... I guess...
* A knock on the door can be heard. *
Man: Delivery!
Mr. McKnight: Rain check. Your pizzas here!
* Lewy opens the door and takes the pizza. *
Lewy: Put it on Unkey Camerons tab.
* Mr. McKnight and the pizza man leave. Lewy takes his pizza, and dumps it out the window. He then puts the pizza box over his head. *
Lewy: Fear me, for I am PIZZA... DICK!...MAN!
* The scene ends. *
Lewy: Yes, I want a... ASS!... pizza with extra...PISS!... and some...FUCK!...breadsticks on the side. Yep, THANK YOU!
* Lewy slams the phone down. He spins around a few times in his chair and he falls over. He gets up, and sets his chair back up. Lewy begins pouring himself a cup of chocolate milk when we see Mr. McKnight walk into Lewys office. *
Mr. McKnight: Hey Lewy!
* Lewy, startled, throws his cup of milk at Mr. McKnigh. He ducks, and it goes flying into the hall, and hits someone, a cameraman. The glass shatters, and the cameraman goes down clutching his sweet spot, as the cup hit him right in the crotch. Lewy goes out. *
Lewy: OH MY GAWD! Ima so sawy mister, let me help you.
* Lewy takes of his jacket, and hits the man unintentionally hard in the crotch. The man rives in pain when Mr. McKnight pulls him back into the office. *
Mr. McKnight: LEWY! It's ok, he'll be alright. Now, I wanted to ask you something. Where have you been lately?
Lewy: Unkey told me not to make a...BITCH... pest of myself anymore.
Mr. McKnight: Yeah, but your an owner too. You have just asmuch say as Mr. Cameron.
* Lewy ponders this for a moment. *
Lewy: You's right! Ima make me a match. It will be Unkey...BASTARD!...Cameron vs ME!
Mr. McKnight: Um... I don't think you can do that...
Lewy: In a chocolate milk drinking contest! The man who drinks the most chocolate milk in 1 minutes wins!
Mr. McKnight: Well, um Lewy...
Lewy: STOP!
* Mr. McKnight is shocked. Lewy holds his hand up in a fist. *
Lewy: Rock paper scissors?
Mr. McKnight: Ah... I guess...
* A knock on the door can be heard. *
Man: Delivery!
Mr. McKnight: Rain check. Your pizzas here!
* Lewy opens the door and takes the pizza. *
Lewy: Put it on Unkey Camerons tab.
* Mr. McKnight and the pizza man leave. Lewy takes his pizza, and dumps it out the window. He then puts the pizza box over his head. *
Lewy: Fear me, for I am PIZZA... DICK!...MAN!
* The scene ends. *