The GM Is Pleased

[Chris McKnight]

*General Manager Chris McKnight is shown sitting back in his chair with the match card for Mayhem in his hands and a smile on his face*

Chris McKnight: What a groundbreaking night we shall have on Monday. I mean, to begin with it's the re-opening of Ring Of Fire. And then not only 1 but 2 new champions will be crowned. We will have a loser leaves ROF match and then on top of that, Triple H and Batista do battle inside of a 15 foot high steel cage. Plus the other contests that are promissed to be very interesting and entertaining. Quite frankley I don't think there could be a better first show card. And who knows...maybe, just maybe there might be more surprises in store. This is great, things couldn't be going any better.

*Chris pushes a button on his intercom system*

Chris: Yes, can you have the secritary bring me up a bottle of the best wine we have on ice? Thank you.

*Chris sits way back in his chair, sets his feet up on his desk and rests his hands behind his head*

[Lewy Cameron]

* There is a knock on the door, that Chris assumes is his wine. He calls them in. Instead of Chris's assistant, Lewy walks in, and he is not carying wine, but a 2 gallon carton of chocolate milk and a box of pop tarts. *

Mr. McKnight: Oh, Lewy! What are you doing here.

Lewy: Wella, I was goin ta share this here milk with Unkey Cameron, but he is out ... FUCKING! ... to lunch. So I bringded you it with some popa tarts.

Mr. McKnight: Well that's nice of you, but I don't drink chocolate milk. But I guess if you brought it for me, I will...

* Lewy starts to chug the milk, driping it all down his white suit, onto the floor. *

Lewy: A woops, I gotted milk all over your purdy... ASS!... rug. I'ma sorry. I'll clean it up.

* Lewy takes a white blanket off the couch and starts to rub it back and forth on the wet spot. *

Mr. McKnight: LEWY...NO! That's the blanket my grandma gave me.

* Lewy gets a scared look. *

Mr. McKnight: Ahh... it's ok Lewy, I know you didn't mean to...

Lewy: I'ma spose to call Granny! Don't worry... BITCH... Granny, I'ma comin!

* Lewy runs out, almost hitting the wall, then runs away. The scene ends with Chris shaking his head, and calling for someone to clean up. *

[brandonsampson]

After Lewy runs out he runs into HBK Shawn Michaels

Shawn Michaels: Hey Lewy were is your uncle?

Lewy: He is in his office but i spilled some chocolate milk on his......FUCKIN...... floor.

Lewy runs down the stairs towards his office. Shawn turns and watches him with a confused look on his face. Shawn goes up and knocks on the door and it comes open and he sees Mr. McKnight sitting there sipping his wine.

Shawn Michaels: Hey Mr. McKnight you looking over the Mayhem card?

Mr. McKnight: Yeah why?

Shawn Michaels: Do you see anything wrong with the card?

Mr. McKnight: No, i don't why?

Shawn Michaels: I was thinking that somethings wrong when The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels is not main eventing the show, I mean i am Mr. Main Event. How can you just forget me like that.

Mr. McKnight sits there for a while, sips some wine and says:

Mr. McKight:Give me a couple days and i will see what i can do, ok?

Shawn Michaels walks out looking very please and the scene ends with Shawn Michaels walking by Lewy talking with his Granny.