Mayhem: Stardust Vs. Alfonso Sharp

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

-This match will be held in a Double Steel Cage
-All Posts for this match to be posted here.
-350 word minimum, Deadline is Saturday @ Midnight.

[Alfonso Sharp]

we are at the house show tonight up in Tampa, Florida the show has been great with many of the ROF and FOW superstar participating. We have just gotten back from intermission when "House of Pain" By Van Halen fills the arena..fans run to their seats as the titan tron shows Sharp and Batista followed by the Dynasty Symbol. Sharp walks out from behind the curtain. He's dressed in Blue jeans and a Black and aqua Dynasty T-shirt. Sharp walks past the fans and doesn't seem to be in a good mood as he grabs a mic from the Ring announcer and slides into the ring. We hear a chorus of cheers and boos, but Sharp pays no attention to it and just stands there waiting for the noise to go down.

Sharp: We'll...Welll...Well...Lets see whats happening this week. Once again Savage interfered in our match and we lost. Now Savage this is beginning to be a problem, but it's a problem that Batista will be taking care of. Now, I assumed since I have a rematch clause I'd be getting the first title shot at Nick Victory( The fans being to cheer loudly), but they have signed a match with Stone Cold Steve Austin( Could be even a bigger pop so stone Cold).. I felt left out, but Mr.Cameron knows what I like and he's giving it to me. Seems I get to have a double steel cage match against Stardust

The fans begin laughing at the mention of Stardusts name..and begin chanting freak...freak


Sharp: Yeah, he's a freak and he knows it..Stardust I have nothing against you except I have some anger that needs to be taken out, and Mr.Cameron has offered you up to it. You are going to find out why I'm the King Of Pain..and I'm going to do to you, what I should of been able to do to Nick Victory and thats Pound you into the ground till you can't move. It seems everyones forgotten how vicious I can be. We'll they will be reminded on Monday Night. Stardust I know you are a tough guy and a real superstar...Hell your half of the Tag Team Champions with the Rock, but Rocky won't be able to help you once your in that cage with me. For your sake I hope your ready, because you get to face Alfonso Sharp while he's in a bad mood, and I feel sorry for you!

With that Sharp drops the mic and climbs up the corner raising his arms into the air and motioning toward his waist..he wants the World title and he will get it back

[Stardust]

*The scene opens up with a shot of Vince Riccardo standing outside of Stardust's locker room door*

Vince Riccardo: Hey there everyone. I'm outside of Stardust's locker room and am going to attempt to get an interview with the self proclaimed "Prince Of Perversion."

*Vince knocks once on the door and gets no response. He knocks louder and hears someone from inside the locker room say something. He assumes it's Stardust so he decides to go in. He walks in and hears the voice of Stardust singing the song "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cindi Lauper. He then walks out of the shower room in the absolutely nothing and still singing*

Stardust: Vince! What are you doing here?!

Vince Riccardo(closing his eyes): Oh my god I'm sorry!

Stardust: If I had known someone was going to be here, I would have had a different selection of my song choice that I was singing!

Vince Riccardo: The song is really the last of my concerns right now!

*Stardust looks down*

Stardust: OH! Right! Sorry about that Vinny.

*Stardust goes back into the shower room and puts a towel around his waist to cover his back and front privates. He then goes back out to where Vince Riccardo is standing*

Stardust: There, is that better.

Vince Riccardo: Well I'm still quite uncomfortable but it's a little better.

Stardust: Oh don't be foolish Vinny, it's nothing you haven't seen before. It was just my Stardoodle.

Vince Riccardo: I know it's just...wait...you have a name for it?

Stardust: Well of course, doesn't every man?

Vince Riccardo: No...no they dont...

Stardust: Oh...well anyways, what can I do for ya?

Vince Riccardo: Well..I just thought I'd come by and see if I could conduct an interview with you and get your thoughts on your upcoming match this week at Mayhem. But I can come back at another time...

Stardust: No, no, don't be silly Vince. Now is just as good a time as any. Just sit down and make yourself comfortable.

Vince Riccardo: I think it's a little too late for that but I'll take a seat anyways.

*Vince Riccardo sits down on one couch and Stardust takes a seat on a different one across from Vince*

Vince Riccardo: Ok..umm..well, you and The Rock defeated Sharp and Batista last week in a tag team match, what do you think are your chances this week facing Sharp in singles action?

Stardust: Well Vinny, I think of it like this. He is the same man that I faced last week. So why would it be any different? I know that I can beat him. I've done it once and I can certainly do it again. There is a reason me and Rocky have held the titles for as long as we have.

Vince Riccardo: Well it is inside of a steel cage this time around. And you won't have The Rock to help you. He'll be in the same exact kind of match with Batista at the same exact time as you.

Stardust: No, you see it's the opposite! I get Sharp inside of a steel cage, no where to run, no where to hide. I got him..right where I want him...were I can..mmmm...do whatever I want to him.

Vince Riccardo: Usually I would be enticed to ask what, the said person saying this, has instore but I'm going to refrain from doing so this time around.

Stardust: That's ok Vinny, a good magician never tells his secrets. Just as a good wrestler never gives away his game plan.

Vince Riccardo: Ok then...

*Stardust adjusts the way he's sitting and is at an angle where Vince Riccardo can see right up Stardust's towel. Vince notices Stardust's privates peaking out and is stopped mid sentence*

Stardust: What? What's wrong?

Vince Riccardo: You..your...uhh..umm..

*Vince points and Stardust looks down to see what Vince is talking about*

Stardust: Oops! Sorry about that.

*Stardust tucks his towel in*

Stardust: There we go. Now go ahead and continue.

*Vince Riccardo takes a deep breath*

Vince Riccardo: Ok then...finally, what are you thoughts on the concept of this match? And your thoughts on the comments by Alfonso Sharp.

Stardust: I think that it's very groundbreaking. Which is quite fitting because The Rock and I are groundbreaking individuals. Who better to put in such a special match up like this, then the longest reigning champions in the ROF today? The Rock and I have been kicking tooshy this long and we won't stop now. As far as Sharp goes, he says he wants to...pound me and get violent...well let me just say that sounds like a fantastic time to me! Bring it on big man!

Vince Riccardo: Stardust, thanks for the time...I think.

Stardust: Anytime Vinny.

*Vince stands up and so does Stardust at the same time. Just then, the towel falls off of Stardust. Vince just stands there in disbelief looking at Stardust*

Stardust: I know it's hard not to stare at such a magnificent looking body feature but it doesn't change the fact that it's not nice to stare.

*Vince goes to say something but can't find the words. He slowly turns around and slowly walks toward the door and out of it. Stardust stands there looking at the door*

Stardust: You know something...he is one odd man.

*Stardust shrugs and the scene fades to black*

[Alfonso Sharp]

Alfonso Sharp is standing in front of the ROF Monday Night Mayhem Banner dressed up in his wrestling gear. He's filming a promo that will be shown up and down Florida to help promote Monday Night Mayhems double steel cage match this Monday. Sharps given the sign and begins his interview.

Sharp: Stardust...we both know Florida pretty well don't we. I born and raised here, you? Your dad ran Florida Championship Wrestling for a long..long time..we both know you've done your time here in Florida, but See Stardust there's a difference. You are an embarrassment here in Florida. No one is proud of what you are..hell your dad probably hiding from you right now. You and Rock have your little happy go lucky relationship thats fine, but it won't work for me. You can try your mind games all you want it won't work. Rocky's telling you to go on a diet and that you need to be in better shape, we'll that's bad for you. See Monday your locked inside a cage with me, if you run out of gas..your pretty much a dead man walking. And lets' throw in the fact that your in the ring with the King of Pain himself. See I love matches that involve blood, sweat and tears and this is right up my ally. Stardust I will make Florida proud...proud that I beat you so bloody there is nothing that can be done to fix it! I'll see you Monday Stardust..and I hope your ready, because The Rock can't save you and Shane Savage isn't going to cost me this match. Welcome to My ThunderDomb BITCH!

With that said the scene fades to black with ROF's logo with time and channel flash over before finally going to the next commercial

[Alfonso Sharp]

Alfonso Sharp is on the ROF tour at tonights show in Charlotte, North Caroline. Sharp is filming a show that will be aired on ROF.Com a show he has come up with called "The Sharpshot". As we join the show Sharp is standing in the ring with a few chairs and is standing with a Mic. Behind him we see his Sharpshot sign and his Dynasty Member Batista is standing with Sharp in the ring. We join Sharp live as he records his show.


Sharp: Charlotte, North Carolina..I'd like to welcome you all to my first edition of Sharpshot. Here I will show everyone my point of view and what I believe to be the way it should be. First I wanna thank my Dynasty Partner here Batista for joining me here tonight.

Batista raises his arms in the air and and goes back to being silent( The fans start chanting Batista...Batista...batista..

Sharp: My guest tonight is the guy I will be facing this Monday night at Mayhem in one of the cage matches..while my partner Batista here will be facing his partner I want to bring out....Stardust..

Stardust's music starts playing as the fans chant for Stardust..finally a 400 lbs guy dressed in black garbage bags with mustard sprayed on the side. He's holding a foam ROF World Tag Team title belt in one hand and a cheeseburger in the other. As he makes his way to the ring the fans begin to boo as Sharp smiles and laughs. Batista just stands there looking serious. After trying to fit in between the 2nd and 1st ropes, but not able to get in..The Stardust wanna be slides under the bottom rope and takes his time standing up while huffing and puffing.

Sharp: Stardust, you know they only gave me about ten min. to take tonight and I think you took about 5 of those minutes climbing into the ring and eating your hamburger. Now, Lets get down to business. You are facing me the King of Pain in a cage match this Monday while my partner Batista puts the Smack down on The Rock in the cage next to us. My question is How are you feeling about the match?

The Stardust wanna be reaches into his garbage bag suit and pulls out a bunch of bannanas..he slowly starts eating one and talking at the same time.

Stardust wanna be: I'm scared...instead of dieting and eating like the rock wants me to..I've been eating like a mad man..you can see I'm kinda bloated.

Sharp: Bloated or Fat?

Stardust wanna be: Be nice..it's my time of the month...

Sharp: Stardust you sicken me..you know on Monday I'm going to have you beaten to the ground. You won't be able to stand up to this former ROF World Champion. You're going to be a stepping stone on my way back to the World Title.


Stardust wanna be: I'm use to guys stepping all over me..look how the Rock mocks me..All I wanna be is me..So I'm extremely weird...So I like men..So I like for guys to see me naked...whats wrong with that? And for your information I'm not fat, I'm bloated...and the Rock likes me just the way I am.

Sharp: Stardust your a goof..the Rock only hands with you because he has to, but he'll be thrilled Monday because Once i destroy you, he'll be free of your freaky ways and will be able to wrestle with a pride he hasn't had since you two started teaming up. We'll he'll have his pride till Batista knocks the crap out of him and leaves him a bloody mess in the ring..In fact Stardust I'm sick and tired of looking at your F**king Face...

Sharp knocks the bananas out of Stardust huge hand and picks him up to hit the Sharpshot on him, he nails it and as he does Batista just smiles and picks up the Mic.

Batista: Rocky if your watching this...your a dead man walking..........The Animal will be there on Monday!!

after that Batista tosses down the Mic as he and Sharp walks toward the back as House of Pain blasts over the P.A.