Mayhem: The Rock Vs. Batista

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

-This match will be held inside a Double Steel Cage
-All Post for this match to be posted here
-350 word minumum, Deadline is Saturday @ Midnight

["The Animal" Batista]

*The Scene opens with the "Animal" Standing on the other side of a cage, looking through, with a look on his face that would put the fear of god in any man. His face is red, and the anger in his eyes is more than obvious.*

Batista: "I've got one thing to say to one man, and that's the ROCK! You know, just as well as the rest of the world knows, that me and Alfonso Sharp had you and that sick freak of nature, Stardust, defeated. We should be wearing those tag titles right now......not you two. So this week, the saga continues as we climb into a cage. A Double Steel cage at that! On one side, there will be me and you Rock! And on the other side, there will be Alfonso Sharp and Stardust. And let ask you something Rock, do you know what happens when an ANIMAL is put in a cage? He gets viscious, and destroys everything that tries to enter the cage with him!!!!"

*Batista Shakes the cage furiously*

Batista: "You call yourself the Peoples champ, and the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. But let me tell you this Rock, this monday night.......that all comes to an end. Because, not only do I have the desire to destroy everything you claim to be, but I also am filled with the rage of wanting to hurt.......no......cripple, Shane Savage. When I step in that cage with you Rock, it will be Shane Savage's face that I see. And that's not good for you. Not at all! I will make your face look like it was smashed with a waffle maker. And that's just the beginning. Inside the cage, there's no where to run, and there's no one to help you. So you can raise the people's eye brow all you want, But when you do.....it will be covered in blood, with one eye looking off to the left and the other looking off to the right, after I split your skull open."

*Batista pauses for a moment, and seems to calm down. But then he looks up into the camera with the most serious look on his face*

Batista: "Rock, don't take this personal. But while Alfonso Sharp is brutalizing Stardust in the cage next to ours, I am going to tear you limb for limb and leave your rotten carcuss laying in the center of the ring! Never step inside a cage with an ANIMAL!!!!!!!!"

*Batista shakes the cage violently and then leaves the scene*

Commercial Break

[The Rock]

*The Rock and Stardust are sitting in a restaurant, waiting on their food. A few people come up to ask for some autographs, and the tag champs are happy to sign some.*

The Rock: "Dusty, we're gonna be in a hell of a match this week. The Rock's got that big goofball, roid poppin', Monkey looking sum'bitch Batista. And You've got that......."

Stardust: "Porky Pine, Happy Gilmore, Frog smelling sum'bitch Alfonso Shary!!!.......Was that what you were going to say?"

*The Rock just stares at Stardust like he's lost his damn mind*

The Rock: "Not really, but whatever. The point is, for the first time in ROF history, our matches will be held in a double steel cage at the same damn time. There's not a doubt in my mind that this past monday night, those two candy ass's gave us everything they had and took on the best of us!"

Stardust: "Yea, But we still won the match Rock, Don't worry buddy"

The Rock: (Mocking Stardust) "But We still won the......ahh hell, who knows what would've happened if that no good son of a bitch, Shane Savage would have interferred. You have GOT to get in shape Dusty. That's all their is to it!"

Stardust: "But Rock, I've been working out. Just last night I did 50 push ups before I went to bed. Heck, I could do 50 more right now....watch"

The Rock: "No, No.....You idiot, we're in a damn restaurant, sit down. So......50 push-ups huh? I'm impressed, but tell me something.......how did you.....do you're '50' Push-ups?"

Stardust: "What kind of question is that? Everyone knows.......you get down on the floor, get on your Knees and cross your ankles and just do some......push-ups"

The Rock: "You Jackass, That's how WOMEN do push ups, not a man! Damn. Tell me something else, how's your'e diet coming?"

Stardust: "Oooh, I'm glad you asked. I've been eating bananna's, and other fruits, as well as high protein vegetables. You would be proud Rocky. I haven't touched a twinkie in 3 days!!!!"

The Rock: "Well, I guess that's better......."

*The Waitress walks up with the Rock's and Stardust's food. She hands the Rock his plate of food, which is nothing but healthy food. Then she hands Stardust a huge plate that has a huge steak that almost hangs over the plate, which also has a baked potatoe with a ton of sour cream, and some Pasta*

The Rock: "What in theee Blue Hell? Is this part of your diet? You're suppose to be losing weight, not gaining it!......"

*The Rock takes his fork and sticks it in Stardust's steak and tosses it on the floor. Stardust lets out a little yelp, and then just sits there quietly*

The Rock: "If you have any intentions of beating Alfonso Sharp, inside that steel cage, your going to have to start taking better care of yourself. I'm not going to be there for you to tag, because I will be on the other side whoopin the living hell out of Batista's ass!"

*Both of them sit there for a few minutes. Stardust nibbles on his pasta, pouting. Then, the Rock gets up to go to the bathroom. Stardust glances down at the steak on the floor, but then thinks nothing of it. But then he starts to glance at it again and again. Finally, he reaches down and grabs it and starts eating it as fast as he can. His mouth is so full that his cheeks are all puffed out. Then he see's the Rock come back and he tosses the rest of the steak back on the floor*

The Rock: "How's the pasta?"

Stardust: (With his mouth full of steak) "Goooood"

*The Rock see's a piece of steak come flying out of Stardust's mouth, then looks down on the floor to see half of the steak has been eaten*

The Rock: "Are You kidding me? You picked that piece of fat up and ate half of it?"

*Stardust finishes chewing, then gulps the steak down and lets out a little burp*

Stardust: "What? No.....I've been eating the pasta Rocky. I think this place might have rats or something. We better leave, this place is in violation of.........something! Oooooh, rats give me the creeps"

The Rock: "Rats? How's come you got steak sauce all over your mouth? You've got to be kidding me. I am dead serios Dusty, if you don't get your fat ass in shape, I will personally lay the smack down on your candy ass! You got that?"

*Stardust shakes his head in a pouting manner, then licks the steak sauce off his lips. Just then, the waitress walks up with a huge piece of chocolate cake and starts to give it to stardust, but the pouting Stardust just waves her off. The waitress takes the cake back as the scene comes to an end*