Mayhem: Fan Appreciation Match

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

-This match will be chosen by the fans. Everyone must roleplay, about anything. If you end up in the match, and you have a title, it WILL be on the line!!.
-All posts for this match to be posted here.
-There will be no word minimum for this match, deadline is saturday @ midnight.

The Contenders will be chosen via a drawing. And then the match will be judged on those two contenders roleplays.

[Triple H]

*Triple H is seen walking into the ROF headquarters. He doesn't have a very pleasant look on his face and is carrying a bottle of water in his left hand. When he enters ROF headquarters, he see's the line-up for this monday night and grows a little bit of a grin. Kenny Johnson walks up behind the former World Champion, with a camera man beside him.*

Kenny Johnson: "Triple H, first off just let me congratulate you on a hard fought match at the PPV, I'm sorry things didn't turn out a little different for you."

Triple H: "Kenny, is it just me.....or do you get a little bit dumber each time I see you? You better quit hanging around the Dynasty, they're really starting to rubb off on you."

*Triple H gently smacks Kenny Johnson on the cheeck, making him a little bit nervous.*

Kenny Johnson: "W-w-well, I see your looking at the line-up for this coming Monday night. You will be facing "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in a #1 contenders match, for the title you just lost to the Mighty Ahmed at the PPV, what's your thoughts on that..?"

*Triple H pulls the line-up off of the wall and continues to stare at it, as he chomps away on a piece of gum.*

Triple H: "Kenny boy, we'll talk about Steve Austin another time. Look what we have here, a "Fan Appreciation" Match. Do you realize what this could do for somebody's career?"

Kenny Johnson: "Yes, the great minds of the ROF have done it again, and have signed a huge match up for Mayhem. But believe it or not Hunter, your the first to acknowledge that this match is taking place, what are your....."

Triple H: "What are my thoughts? (Smiles)....That just betters my chances of being put into a match, made by the devoted fans of the ROF. Look at the possibilities Kenny, the fans could vote to put me in a match with the Mighty Ahmed or Nick VIctory......and then BAMMM!!!!! I'm right back on top where I belong! All it takes is for the cards to fall into the right places, that's it."

Kenny Johnson: "What if.......what if you were voted into a match by the fans, to meet Nick Victory? Victory's title would have to be on the line, as it says."

Triple H: "Kenny, your lightbulb is getting dimmer as we speak. Your cheese done slid off your cheeseburger, if ya catch my drift. If the fans want to see the dream match of the century, then thats what they will see......Me and Nick Victory, for the R.O.F. World championship. While it's not the same, as the WORLD title that truly belongs to me, it will fill the void until I march my ass into FOW and personally take my title back from that big gorilla looking idiot, the Mighty Ahmed!"

*Just at that moment, Triple H see's the cover of this months ROF Magazine, with The Mighty Ahmed on the front of it!"

Triple H: (out of anger) "What the hell is that baboon doing on the cover of OUR magazine Kenny? It seems to me that the ROF is helping to promote that backyard wrestling company, not bring it down. Well let me tell you something Kenny, let me tell you ALL something.......You just might want to get a copy of this magazine, because it will indeed be a classic. Featuring the shortest reigning world champion of all time on the cover!! I hope......no, I'm begging that the fans vote for me and the Mighty Ahmed for this one. If they thought they seen it all at the PPV, they've got another thing coming!!! Yes, the game dropped the ball at Discipline Breakdown, but trust me.....It will never....ever....ever....happen again. And, oh yea, Mighty Ahmed.....even if the fans dont vote to see us in a match this monday night.......it's just a matter of, short time, until I do get my hands on you! GOT IT?!!!!!"

*Triple H tosses his water bottle against the wall and then bolts off, leaving Kenny Johnson speechless as the scen goes to a commercial break*

[Nick Victory]

***Just as Triple H walks out of ROF headquarters, he crosses paths with the Ring of Fire world heavyweight champion, the Professor of Excellence, Nick Victory in the lobby. The two superstars stop for a second and look each other over...

VICTORY: Game

TRIPLE H: Champ

Triple H continues on out the main exit, as Victory heads towards the offices. The champ is walking with a noticable limp. As he walks down the hallway he is met by Kenny Johnson...

VICTORY: Well well well. If it isn't Kenny"I love the Dynasty" Johnson. Hey, just caught a replay of my match with Sharp. I guess you were wrong about "My time in this business being up".

JOHNSON: (nervously) I said that? I... I...

VICTORY: Button it, Lucy! You were quick to jump on the Dynasty band wagon. And now YOU have to deal with the fact that you bet on the wrong horse. Alfonso Sharp is a fantastic wrestler. He pushed me as far as any man ever has in my career. Hell, he even had ME doubting myself for a minute. But when it was all said and done, I did exactly what I said I would. I left Breakdown the ROF world champ

JOHNSON: I guess your reward for winning back the world title is that you get monday night off?

VICTORY: Bite your tongue! The Professor NEVER takes a night off. I'll be at Mayhem, because the fans may vote to see thier favorite wrestling legend in action. And who am I to deny the fans of what they want?

JOHNSON: Will you be ready? You still seem to be limping around pretty badly. You got to be less than a hundred percent after that unbelievable match at Breakdown?

Victory pulls his shades down and looks at Kenny over top of them...

VICTORY: Kenny, Kenny, Kenny. You know as well as anybody. I'm the Professor of Excellence. If the fans vote to see the ROF champ in action? Then by God that's what they'll get! And it doesn't matter to me who I wrestle. It could be Sharp in a rematch... Which I would love to have the chance to shut him up once and for all. Or Triple H. Which would be an awesome match... OR Mighty Ahmed in a battle of WORLD champions. That would be a ratings MONSTER! And as we all know. If it's a big match, with huge ratings? Then Nick Victory is probably in it. So if the fans decide they want to see the Professor do his thing? Then I'll be there, and you can gaurantee, I'll be ready! Now if you'll excuse me. I have a meeting with our new GM

Victory limps away fom Kenny Johnson as the scene fades

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

*Nick Victory runs into ROF president, Michael Cameron, on his way down the hall*

Mr. Cameron: "Listen, Nick, I dont want you to take this the wrong way, but I dont think you should participate in this "Fans Appreciation" match. I need my world champion in tip-top shape, you need to heal from that brutal match with Alfonso Sharp."

*Nick Victory with an irritated look*

Nick Victory: "Listen Cameron! This is for the fans, and if the fans want to see The Professor in a match of their choosing, then you bet your ass I am gonna be there. Besides, Alfonso Sharp is in a match.....and he is every bit hurt as I am. Don't feed me your crap Cameron!"

*Mr. Cameron lets Nick Victory walk on by, and then shakes his head and mumbles something.*

Mr. Cameron: "Be careful what you wish for.....CHAMP!"

[GoldenSting]

The Scene opens up with golden sting looking around at a local i pod store....and greg walks in with a black eye from the battle with golden stings
wife

Golden sting:"I see my wife got to ya"

Greg:"Dont wanna talk about it.......i got word that mayhem has a fan appreciation match"

Golden sting:"Oh yes i guess im not in one match this week....argh i guess i have to work out twice as hard this week"

Greg:"ya man plus look you could win another belt to"

Someone walks in and it looks like savage

Greg:"Hey isnt that savage?"

Golden sting:"nah its just a cop"
Greg:"Whats your thoughts on that match tho"

Golden sting:"Well first of all i'll be facing a random superstar in that match, hell it could be austin, savage,lex luger, or stardust, who
ever it is so beware that i wont lay down for anyone.....not even for you.....greg"

Greg:"What i do"

Golden sting:"anyway who ever im facing probly wont be a walk in the park......which im sure of that......but im willing to do that"

Greg:"So if you win the IC title are you worried about losing it? in the same night?"

Golden sting:"Im not worried....i havent won anything yet but if i do win the ic title i wont be worried about losing it because who ever is in
this match will be tired from havin an earlier match.."

Greg:"Did you know triple h is gonna be in there"

Golden sting:"Never heard of him"

Greg:"Nick Victory?"

Golden sting:"Oh yes yes lex luger we go way back.....used to be tag champs and whatnot till his ego got in the way of things....hows miss elizabeth?
oh wait shes dead cuz of you isnt she? mr victory........"

greg:"Getting personal now arnt ya?"

Golden sting:"Hey hes the one who killed her......and lied about it but thats recent memory....or is it?.........greg.....grab a shovel, a monkey and
2 dollars and meet me at the grave yard"

Greg(looks confused):"Where am i gonna get a monkey, a shovel and 2 dollars and what graveyard.......golden sting.......GOLDEN STING......Aww there
he goes"

The scene comes to an end with the casher lookin at the cam

[Stardust]

*The scene opens up with a ROF background. Just then, Stardust steps into camera view in his usual attire*

Stardust: Well it seems we have quite the interesting match set up this week. A Fan Appreciation match. The fans chose the match. Think of the possibilities! I mean, you could see something like...a pole on a pole match. Or how about a soup bowl match where the competitors compete in a big, hot, steaming bowl of soup! And you've got, the first ever male, bra and panties match! First man to be stripped down to his bra and panties is the loser.

Camera Man: But guys don't wear bra and panties dude...

Stardust: Well SOME do...they happen to be very comfortable. You should try it sometime.

Camera Man: Yeah...I'll get right on that one.

Stardust: Anyways, like I was saying before I was rudely interupted...think of the possibilities! I mean and not only do you have countless options for match stipulations, think of the potential match ups! You could have dream matches like...Stardust vs The Rock! But wait...Titles will also be on the line. Does that mean that we would be defending our Tag Team Titles against each other? How can partners defend Tag Team Titles against their partner and not even in a Tag Team Match at that? Oh this could get very confusing.

Camera Man: Don't strain yourself.

Stardust: And just what is that suppose to mean mister?

Camera Man: Nothing, just get on with this. I gotta go to court today with my bitch of an ex wife for a custody battle for my kids.

Stardust: Well now I know why SOMEONE is so cranky today.

Camera Man: Blow me.

Stardust: You know what they say...becarefull what you wish for.

Camera Man: Whatever you freak.

Stardust: Now, now. No need to be so cantankerous.

Camera Man: Dude, just hurry the fuck up. I already told you I don't have all god damn day.

Stardust: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Camera Man: No but I kissed your mom with this mouth.

Stardust: I'll have you know that my mother would never kiss a filthy mouth such as yours...most of the reason being because she is now a lesbian...but that is not the point!

Camera Man: Dude, I don't care about your fish eating mom or your life story. Get on with the shit you're talkin about. Fan Appreciation or whatever.

Stardust: Ah, right, Fan Appreciation. Well like I said, there are countless varieties of matches that could happen. But just know one thing. No matter who else is in the ring and what the stipulation may be...if Stardust is in the match...you will never forget the match nor the name of....mmm...Stardust!

*Stardust walks off the set*

Camera Man: Douche bag.

Stardust(in the distance): I heard that!

Camera Man: Go to hell.

Stardust: If I do, I'm taking you with me!

*The two continue to argue as the scene fades to black*

[The Rock]

*The scene opens with The people's champion, The Rock, standing next to Vince Ricardo. The fans in the audience errupt as the scene is being cast on the titan tron*

Vince Ricardo: "Ladies and gentelmen, please welcome my guest at this time.....The Ro.........."

*The Rock shoves his hand in Vince's face, which silences him immediately.*

The Rock: "Vince! The people know who I am, hell, the people made me who I am! And this monday night, the peole are going to cast there votes and send two, three, maybe four men into the squared circle in what could very well be the biggest match in Mayhem history. Hell, the Rock see's that even his tagteam partner stands a chance of being in the match.......so I know dam good and well, anything is possible."

Vince Ricardo: "Speaking of your partner, Stardust, he was just seen promoting his possible entry into the "Fan appreciation" match, and...as usual, it didn't go all that well."

The Rock: "Tell the Rock something Jabroni, when did Stardust ever pull off an interview where things did go well? While he's thinking up dream matches such as a pole on a pole match.........what in thee blue hell is a pole on a pole match Vince? Nevermind, dont answer that. But while Stardust is busy dreaming up sick freakish matches, he needs to be dreaming up a "Treadmill" match or something.....getting his fatass back in shape, because it's quiet possible that the fans put me and him in the ring, and the Dust will be going one on one with.....the great one."

Vince Ricardo: "Rock? You ever think maybe your two hard on Stardust?"

The Rock: "Whoa, whoa, whoa......don't ever say the word "Hard" and "Stardust" in the same sentence ever again, the potential for a catastrophical ending is ony inevidable when you put those two words in the same sentence. Listen Vince, The Rock is......tough.....on Stardust for a reason, and that reason is because we are the world tagteam champions together and if I don't ride his ass constantly, we wont be................What? What are you laughing at Vince? What could possibly be so funny at a time like this? do you see the Rock laughing?"

Vince Ricardo: (Laughing) "You just said "If I don't ride his ass constantly........(Still laughing)......Want me to cut that part out?"

*The Rock has to stop and think of what he just said, and shakes his head and even lets out a small laugh. But then he wipes the smile off his face and gets serious*

The Rock: "That's not funny Vince! Enough about him, this is about the "Fan Appreciation" match and The Rock is here to tell the people to vote for him if they are looking for the most electrifying man in............What? What now Vince? Are you still laughing.........."

*Just then, even the Rock can't hold it in any longer and begins to lose it. At that moment, Stardust comes walking by?"

Stardust: "Hey? What.......what's so funny? Did someone put a "Kick Me" sign on my back again? Wait.......(Leans into whisper)....Do I have a burgar hanging out my nose again Rock?"

The Rock: (Ends his laughing, but still smiling) "What? No! Me and Vinnie boy here was just talking about.......uh.....talking about.......uh......"

Vince Ricardo: "I was just telling The Rock about the time my dog was humping my leg and I had Mr. Cameron over for dinner, god....it was embarrasing I tell ya."

Stardust: "Really? What kind of ....Mmmmm....Dog was it Vincent? was it a .....Mmmmmm.....Hot Dog?" (Snaps his teeth at Vince)

The Rock: "Whoa, Easy big fella! By the way, have you been working out like the rock told you?"

*Stardust smiles and reaches into his tights and pulls out a bananna*

Stardust: "Yeppers, look here. I'm actually starting to like these things Rock. Want a bite?"

*Stardust shoves the Bananna up in the Rock's face, causing the Rock to take a few steps back and then just walk away. Stardust does the same to Vince Ricardo, and Vince Runs. After a minute or so, Stardust smiles, and peels the bananna.......only to reveal a twinkie under the bananna peel. He had it rigged up in disquise to fool the Rock. And it worked.*

[Alfonso Sharp]

Alfonso Sharp is walking through the Halls of ROF. Sharp has a bandage over his left eye but other than that just seems bruised and battered. Sharp walks over to Mr.Camerons' office right as he walks in Mr.Cameron's not there, but Vince Ricardo is. So they talk a little before Cameron Shows up.

Ricardo: So, Sharp looking for Mr.Cameron too...How you feeling after your match against Nick Victory?

Sharp: I'm good...except for the fact someone else is walking around with ROF World Heavyweight Championship. I gotta give it to Nick..I was 98% sure I had him, and bam...he was slick enough to get me and pin me and walk out Champion...he deserves it...but that doesn't mean I'm just going to roll over and play dead.

Ricardo: We'll this week you have a match putting you and Dave Batista against the Tag Team Champions The Rock and Stardust are you ready for this?

Sharp: Yeah, I'm ready and I know Batista is too..He's been pissed since he lost his championship thanks to Shane...sorry for the Rock and Stardust...because you may be the top team here in ROF, I mean lets face it, they haven't lost a match yet, but yours truly and Batista will show the world that we are ten times the team they are..

Ricardo: Are you here to talk with Mr.Cameron about the match?

Sharp: Nope I'm here for the Appreciation Match....see I wanted permission from here to promote a rematch between myself and Nick Victory...I want my gold back and we all know there are superstars lined up all over for a shot at the gold. I have my rematch...why not do it for the fans...but this time...I want a street fight..

Ricardo: You guys nearly killed each other in a cage and now you want a rematch? In a street fight?

Sharp: You got it...I know that's what the fans want.. The Dynasty has gotten so many emails since I've lost my title and the fans are begging for it. Think of it Vince...Sharp vs. Victory World title...Street Fight...it's the main event of main events...and I'll be the greatest wrestler of all time walking out this Monday 1/2 of the Tag Team Champions and the ROF World Heavyweight Champion. Talk about being the king of Kings..Vince...just think about it...

["The Animal" Batista]

*Scene opens with Batista sitting in his locker room, after a long work out in the gym. He hears a knock on the door and tells whoever it is to come in.*

Kenny Johnson: "Batsita, good to see you. I'm terribly sorry that things haven't worked out for the Dynasty, I always thought......."

*Batista shoves Kenny against the locker, knocking the wind out of him*

Batista: "Listen here Kenny, the Dynasty is doing just fine. We got rid of that self-centered son of a bitch.....Shane Savage, and now me and Alfonso Sharp are stronger than ever."

*Kenny straightens his suit up and catches his breath*

Kenny Johnson: "S...s...sorry Batista, didn't mean for it to come out that way. Everybody is talking about the "Fans Appreciation" match that will be taken place, and I thought I would come get a word with you on that issue"

Batista: "Kenny, I have to take my hat off to the boys running this show, they sure as hell know how to keep things interesting and fresh. There's so many possibilities that the fans could choose from, but if they want their money's worth.....I hope they pick a Batista/Savage match. I won't be out just to take his title from him......I would be out to expose him for the bitch that he is. He's on a magic carpet ride right now, but if the fans vote on this match.....I would be glad to pull his ass back down to earth and stomp his head in for him."

*Kenny is taken back by Batista's statements*

Kenny Johnson: "Ok Batista, I appreciate your time and hope to see you in the "fans appreciation" match. Take care buddy"

Batista: "Buddy? Listen Kenny.....we are not.....Buddies. I let you come in here and conduct an interview because it's your job, not because I think your my buddy. Leave! I've got things to do."

*Kenny, with a sad face, walks away as Batista just stares at him leaving.*

[Shane Savage]

[glow=red,2,300]Shane Savage is in his locker room getting ready for his match at the house show tonight when Vince Ricardo comes in to get a few words.[/glow]

Vince; Hey Shane...I know you're getting ready for your match, but I wanted to know if you heard what Batista had to say about a match between you two for the Fan Appreciation Match

Savage: Oh, yeah I heard what the Neanderthal had to say...Dave Batista you want to come out and attack me first of all and try to take my career away from me and you think I'll face you? Oh, Batista...Batista....you need to work your way up that ladder before you get to face a wrestler at my skill level...I'd love to give you a title shot, but see I already have a match this Monday...so as far as I'm concerned tough titty, if the fans put this match together Batista I'd destroy you and we both know that...save yourself from the humiliation Batista just save yourself.

[New Jack]

* The scene opens with the familiar shot of the outside of the prison where New Jack is locked up. We then cut inside to see New Jack sitting on the top of a bunk bed. There are three other guys in the holding cell with him. The cell is opened, and the cameraman moves in. *

[glow=blue,2,300]One of the inmates: Mmm... fresh meat.[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New jack: Fuck ya'll. He's with me. [/glow]

* New Jack pulls him up to the top bunk. *

[glow=blue,2,300]Inmate: You can't hog him![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Fuck you. He's here to interview me. What the hell do you want?[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Cameraman: Well this week could be your chance to get out![/glow]

* New Jack sits up interested. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Da fuck you talkin about?[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Cameraman: Well this week is a fans appreciation match! So if you get voted in, Mr. Cameron will have no choice but let you out![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Jesus fuck, your right! What's the match go like?[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Cameraman: It's simple, the fans vote for who they want to see fight. [/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: So your tellin me I could end up facing Mr. Cameron technical? [/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Cameraman: Well I don't know...[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Hey, his dumbass is on the roster. Mr. Cameron, you have made an even more powerful enemy. Before, we were cool. Hell, I was startin to get used to yo ass...[/glow]

[glow=blue,2,300]Inmate: HAHA! I knew you swing that way.[/glow]

* He stops and looks down at the inmates. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Figure of speach you homo...[/glow]

[glow=blue,2,300]Inmate: Yeah right. [/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Sexual! Anyway... Mikey. Now, when I get out of here, your life is going to be, and this is no cute little saying, it is the truth, your life is going to be a LIVING HELL. [/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Cameraman: Who else would you like to face?[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: I don't know, who da fuck else is in it?[/glow]

* The cameraman pulls out a clipboard he has. He begins reading off the names. *

[glow=red,2,300]Cameraman: Well... we got HHH, Nick Victory, Golden Sting, Stardust, The Rock, Alphonso Sharp, Batista, and Shane Savage have said they are in so far... but I think it is everyone on the roster, no one excluded. [/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Then out of them... I wouldn't mind beating Alphonso's ass again. [/glow]

[glow=blue,2,300]Inmate: I'm sure you wouldn't.[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Dat's it fucka. [/glow]

* He jumps down from the top bunk, and hits the man with cameraman's clip board. He starts beating him. He then hits him with the clip board as he talks. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: YOU *hit* need *hit* to *hit* learn *hit* not *hit* to *hit* interrupt *hit* people *hit* when *hit* they *hit* are *hit* TALKING! *hit* [/glow]

* Police officers come in the cell and break it up, and the cameraman runs outa the cell. We see New Jack in a huge brawl with everyone in the cell as the scene ends. *

[Lewy Cameron]

* The ROF camera scans the crowd as the fans are getting rowdy. Suddenly, the Batman theme hits. The fans sit in confusion. *

Vince Ricardo: What the hell is this?

Kenny Johnson: You got me.

* Suddenly, one of the ROF GM's step out onto the top of the entrance ramp, Lewy Cameron. He runs on his way to the ring, waving to the fans and clapping hands. The crowd is going wild. *

Vince Ricardo: You have got to be kidding me.

Kenny Johnson: Well look who's back! It's Lewy!

* Lewy makes it to the ring, and begins climbing up the stairs, but falls off and lands on his back. He gets back up, and waves to the fans again and makes his way into the ring. He spins around, then goes up to the middle rope, and dizzy from the spinning, falls backward onto the mat. Kenny Johnson rushes into the ring with a mic, and helps Lewy up. *

Kenny J: Well Lewy. Welcome back man!

Lewy Cameron: THANK YA! I's... I's back all! Oh it's time, it's time, It's LEWY time!

Kenny J: Yes yes, that's all fine and dandy, but what are you doing out here?

Lewy Cameron: I... I wanna be in the ... WHORE! ... Fans Aprec... aprec... I like the fans!

Kenny J: You want to compete in the fans appreciation match?

Lewy Cameron: Yeah! I... I wanna kick some... ASS!... ass!

Kenny J: But your a GM, and your not an in ring competitor.

Lewy Cameron: Well yeah, I'm the... SHIT!... GM, but I wanna have some fun too!

* Lewy starts flexing and posing like he is strong. *

Kenny J: Lewy, Lewy! You don't understand...

* Lewy starts running around Kenny with his hands straight out like he's driving a car, making engine noises. *

Kenny J: LEWY!

* Lewy stops and hangs his head in shame. *

Kenny J: Lewy... I'm sorry. But you need to re-think this. I mean... you could be put into the ring with someone like The Mighty Ahmed... or St. Anger... or Vandal.

Lewy Cameron: OR BATMAN!

Kenny J: NO! Most certainly not Batman!

Lewy Cameron: Well people like The Mighty Ahmed and St. Anger are ... FUCKERS!... scary. I dun wanna face scary... HOMO'S!... people.

Kenny J: Well there is a very good chance you could face a scary person in this match. So maybe you should reconsider.

Lewy Cameron: Well yeah, maybe your right... QUEER!... Kenny.

* Suddenly, Michael Camerons music hits. He comes to the top of the entrance ramp with his mic. Kenny leaves the ring and takes his spot at the announcers table.*

Michael Cameron: Oh no no no... No you don't Lewy. You are competing in this match. You wanna be GM on MY roster, then your gonna be like everyone else on the roster.

Lewy Cameron: But Unkey Michael... what if the big bad guys ... RAPE!... hurted's me? I dun, I dun wanna be hurteded.

Michael Cameron: You can't get hurt Lewy. Remember? You told me you were a fearless Superhero. Just remember, if you get into the ring with someone like St. Anger, or Mighty Ahmed, the best thing to do is go right at them, and attack them with all your might. Then, you will win and people will love you!

* Lewy's face lights up. *

Lewy Cameron: Your... your right Unkey... BASTARD!... Michael! I can beat them no problem. I will just start pounding them and hitting them then ROCK BOTTOM and I win! Just like on the TV!

Michael Cameron: Haha... yeah Lewy, just like on the TV!

* Lewy starts to spin around the ring again as Michael laughs and heads to the back. *

Kenny Johnson: Thats horrible! He is sending his own Nephew into harms way and for what reason? Cause he's annoying? It's just not right.

* Lewy gets dizzy again, and stumbles near the ropes. He rolls under the bottom rope and lands hard on the floor below. *

Vince Ricardo: If he even makes it to the match! And who's to say the fans will vote him in?

Kenny Johnson: Well, your right. Hopefully Cameron doesn't stack the deck some how.

* Lewy gets to his feet and starts high fiving the fans as the scene ends. *

[Full on Wrestling]

~~ The scene opens with a shot of an autotorium, where there is a sign that reads " Meet Pro Wrestling's The Mighty Ahmed... TODAY! " We then cut inside to see The Mighty Ahmed sitting under a big sign that says "Get your autograph today!" There is a pretty large line there. We then see ROF's Kenny Johnson aproach him. ~~

Kenny Johnson: Um... Mighty Ahmed? Can I speak with you for a quick moment?

The Mighty Ahmed: Get in line.

Kenny Johnson: No, I was just wondering if I could get a quick interview with you on the ROF fans apreciation match.

The Mighty Ahmed: No. I don't do interviews with randoom people. I'm not a huge media person.

Kenny Johnson: Um... I'm the ROF's anouncer, Kenny Johnson.

The Mighty Ahmed: Oh... OH! Kenny. Hey man. Hey people, I'll be right back.

~~ Ahmed gets up and takes Kenny aside. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: What the hell do you want?

Kenny Johnson: I just wanted an interview man... if this is a bad time I can come back

The Mighty Ahmed: No no, I'm just a little anxious cause I've been sitting here, shaking hands and chating with complete strangers for 4 hours now. I even got someone's number.

Kenny Johnson: What's wrong with that?

The Mighty Ahmed: Well for one, HIS name was Jack.

Kenny Johnson: Ouch... moving on. You are a part of the fans apreciation match this week. Any thoughts on who you may be facing?

The Mighty Ahmed: Ya know, it's kinda funny. Before, even when I was wrestling one in a while here, no one payed attention to me. But yet, I prove to the world that I am better then everyone on the ROF roster by winning one of their most prestigious titles, and know eveyone is saying my name with the list of "Superstrars" here in the ROF. I have heard my name mentioned three or four times already from people competing in this match up and why? Because everyone realizes that I am the man to beat in the ROF, and they all want a shot at saying they were in a match with a man of my stature.

~~ We suddenly hear a voice from the line. ~~

Voice: COME ON! We have other things to do!

The Mighty Ahmed: I'm sorry everyone, just a few more seconds. What else do you need?

Kenny Johnson: Well you didn't really answer me. Who would you like to face?

The Mighty Ahmed: The list goes on. Alphonso Sharp, Nick Victory, HHH, St. Anger, I really could care less. But I just want the fans, and every superstar to know this. If I get voted into this match, my opponent will NOT walk out of this match the same.

Voice: COME ON!

The Mighty Ahmed: WAIT A MINUTE I SAID! Finish this!

Kenny Johnson: Ye... Yes sir. One more thing. What if you get placed into a match with someone like Lewy Cameron... or Stardust?

THe Mighty Ahmed: Well if I get put into the ring with that homo Stardust, I'm gonna finally kick his ass and get him out of my life. He seems to always stick his nose in my buisness around here. And for his sake, he will not get voted into this match. And if Lewy gets voted in? GOd rest his soul. Because you see, I am NOT going to take it easy on Lewy, or anyone else that is on the ROF roster. Because as far as I'm concerned, if Lewy indeed is voted in... he is just another ROF enemy for me to crush, kill and destroy.

Voice: Holly Shit! I'm leaving.

The Mighty Ahmed: ALRIGHT! I'm comming! Later Lenny.

Kenny Johnson: It's Kenny... FOW's is Lenny.

The Mighty Ahmed: Same diffrence.

~~ He takes his seat and begins to sign more autographs as the scene ends. ~~

[Alfonso Sharp]

We join Alfonso Sharp as he is at the house show today in Detroit, Michigan. Sharp is signing autographs for fans and taking pictures when we catch up with him.

Fan #1: Wow, it's actually Alfonso Sharp...the 12 time World Champion..it's an honor.

Sharp: Thank you, I love visit Detroit I have family here and I love being here..Who should I make this out to

Fan #1: My names Roger..and I'm one of your biggest fans. I remember you wrestling against Ric Flair in the European league that was a great match, but I gotta say.. your match against Nick Victory last week was amazing. I loved it.

Sharp: Wasn't my best match and I'm pretty pissed I got beat, but at least it was to a tough guy like Nick Victory.

fan #1: True..he's a great champion..I wanted you to know I voted in the ROF Fan Appreciation match...and I asked for you to be in the match.

Sharp: Really what did you ask for?

Fan #1: Check this out...4 corner match...Victory vs. Batista vs. Mighty Ahmed vs. Alfonso Sharp...if you or Batista pin a champion you win their title. IF the champion pins you or Batista then you are banned from a title match for a year.

Sharp: Are you serious? Uh, that's actually not a bad idea..I gotta admit I kinda like it...but I was more hoping in getting my rematch against Nick Victory one more time.

Fan #1: Yeah, we'll see what happens, we'll good luck..

Sharp: Thanks...next

fan #2: Hi, Sharp I gotta say the Dynasty is so much better now that Savage was kicked out.

Sharp: I agree..you got me the King of Pain and The Animal Batista...that's all you really need..we could hold every title up in this place.

Fan #2: I heard the guy before me..I justed wanted you to know I voted for Batista vs. Savage for the IC title. I'm a huge Batista fan and he's not getting the title shots he deserves.

Sharp: I agree..Batista's a monster in that ring and I've been saying that since I joined ROF. It's great we get to learn from each other every night in the ring...Nice meeting you



fan #2: You to, thanks Sharp

Right then a ROF staff member walks over and whispers something in Sharp's ear.

Staff Member: sorry everyone's the autograph session is over. We'd like to thank the ROF superstars who were here, but they gotta get ready for their matches tonight..thank you for coming and goodnight.

Sharp stands up and takes the Mic from the staff member


Sharp: I want to thank everyone who has supported the ROF superstars tonight, but I have one thing to say..I don't' care who the hell you vote for in this Fan appreciation match, what you think doesn't mean a damn thing to me..I'm Alfonso Sharp and I will be the World Tag Team Champion and ROF World Heavyweight Champion I don't care if you like me or not!

With that Alfonso Sharp climbs up on the table and lifts his arms into the air and the fans begin to clap and cheer him for being himself and keeping it real