Mayhem: Rock/Stardust Vs. Sharp/Batista

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

-This match is for the ROF World tagteam Championship
-The Rock & Stardust (c) Vs. Alfonso Sharp & Batista
-All posts for this match to be posted here.
-400 word minimum, deadline is saturday @ midnight.

[Alfonso Sharp]

We are at the local house show...Shane Savage's match is set to start as he's made his way down to the ring, he's in the ring showing off his Ic Championship when "House of Pain"by Van Halen blasts over the P.A. Sharp and Batista make their way to the ring to a mixture of cheers and boos. Sharp grabs the mic and slides in the ring, while Batista stands in the middle of the ring and stares down Shane Savage.

Sharp: So, we know you have a match here tonight and you gotta defend your Championship, but before that happens we need to discuss a few things..First and Foremost with this man Batista...

Kimona slides in the ring and hands Savage a mic

Savage: Ohhhh. yeah we need to talk all right...looks guys at the PPV I messed up.. I realize I cost Batista his Championship..(crowd boos), but I can't be blamed for everything..maybe Batista was too stupid to move out of the way.

With that Batista snatches the Mic out of Sharp's hand and begins yelling at Savage.

Batista: You son of a Bitch I'll break you in half...(Sharp pushes Batista back into the corner post and grabs the mic back.

Sharp: What Batista's trying to say is this Savage...You don't do that to a team member, now I want you guys to shake hands and make up..the Dynasty is about Champions..all of us and after this Monday...Batista and I will destroy the Tag Team Champions and bring home the belts..after all I was in the ER and couldn't automatically request my World title rematch and Batista was with me...which reminds me...Where were you?

Savage: I was with Kimona where I should be...See sharp you guys may win the Tag Team titles and I hope you do...Batista needs to know his place...I'm the top dog and he needs to earn my respect..I've wrestled way longer than he has and I won't be following him around kissing his as.......

As he's about to finish his sentence Batista runs and spears Savage. Savage flips in the air and lands on the mat. Batista picks him up and give the fans a thumbs up..looks around and gives them the thumbs down...with that Sharp jumps outside and pulls in the Ref. Batista hits the Batista bomb on Savage and the ref counts to three. The fans are going nuts as Batista lifts the IC Championship over his head and Sharp is standing next to him lifting his arms into the air..

Sharp: Savage...we don't need you, in fact I'm standing next to the new ROF IC Champion...Batista... The fans begin to cheer as Kimona runs over to Savage to check in on him, (right about then another referee runs into the ring and snatches the IC Championship out of Batista's hand and lays it on savage)

Sharp: What the hell is your problem....he destroyed that Bitch...

Referee: That' wasn't a match...you can't make your own matches and you guys know that..Now get out of the ring before we have security walk you out..

Batista pissed off more than we have ever seen before.. he gears up and spears the ref knocking him out of the ring..Finally after a few minutes..Sharp and Batista walk to the back while the beaten Savage lays in the ring in pain...wishing he'd kept his mouth shut

[Stardust]

*Scene opens up inside of The Rock's home. Rock is sitting in a big leather recliner with a bowl of popcorn. Stardust walks into the room*

Stardust: Alright Rocky, I'm here. What did you call me here for? You never invite me over out of the blue like this.

The Rock: Yeah well, we have a very tough title defense this week and we need to be ready. As much as these two jabronis are nothing compared to The Rock, they are crafty in the ring. So we're gonna study some tape on them.

Stardust: Oh...alright.

*Stardust takes a seat in another leather recliner that is next to The Rock's. Stardust goes to grab a handfull of popcorn out of the bowl that Rock is holding and he pulls it away*

Stardust: Hey, I wan't some too.

The Rock: Uh uh, you're not having any of The Rock's popcorn. Go get your own. You know where it is.

*Stardust sighs and gets up and goes over to the counter where Rock usually keeps his popcorn. He looks and sees that the box is empty*

Stardust: It's empty. You've got none left.

*Rock gives a little snicker of laughter*

The Rock: I know. You're fatass dosen't need popcorn. Grab a bannana or something there off the counter and sit down and lets get down to business.

*Stardust mumbles and grabs one of the bannanas off of the counter and walks back into the room where Rock is and flops down in the chair*

The Rock: Hey, hey, hey. Easy on The Rock's recliners. You just jumped down and I heard the damn chair crying for help.

*The Rock grabs the remote control and hits the play button. They watch a few of Sharpe's and Batista's past promos and parts of their matches before The Rock pauses the video*

The Rock: Jesus Christ I don't think I can take this any longer. These two are boring the living hell out of me.

*Rock looks over at Stardust who is slowly peeling the bannana and is then slowly precides to put almost half of the bannana in his mouth at once. Stardust looks over at Rock who's watching him*

Stardust(with a mouth full of bannana): What?

The Rock: You sicken me, you know that right? It looks like your deepthroating a damn...nevermind.

*He swollows the food*

Stardust: I don't know what you're talking about.

*Rock shakes his head*

The Rock: Well, one last thing to watch and that's Sharp's comments he had this week for the upcoming match.

*They watch the clip of Sharp at the house show and when it finishes, Rock turns off the video*

The Rock: Now, is it just The Rock or does it seem that their two candy asses aren't even focused on this match?

*Rock looks over at Stardust who is now asleep with his mouth wide open and a drool running down the corner of his mouth. Rock reaches over and smacks Stardust in the back of the head*

Stardust(startled, waking up): Yes mommy, I promise not to touch the dog there again!

*The Rock just looks at Stardust*

The Rock: I'm not going to even ask. The Rock dosen't even want to know. That is just friggin sick on too many different levels.

Stardust: It's not like it seems..

The Rock: No, no! I don't want to hear it. Now go home, get some sleep and be ready for this match because come Mayhem, The Rock plans on whooping both of Alfonso Sharp and Batista's asses!

*Rock and Stardust get up out of their respective recliners and walk over to the door. Stardust walks out and then turns around in the door way*

Stardust: Wait, I've got a question.

The Rock: What, what is it?

Stardust: May I...have another one of your...mmm...delicious bannanas.

*The Rock stares at Stardust for a moment and then slams the door in Stardust's face. He walks off, mumbeling to himself as the scene ends*

["The Animal" Batista]

*Batista and Alfonso Sharp have just finished training in the gym and are walking back to their locker room*

Batista: "Sharp, there's alot going on this monday night. Me and you, getting a crack at the world tagteam champions.....Rock and .......What's his name, the weirdo.......oh yea, Stardust. And then there's that huge "fans appreciation" match that anyone of us could be in, even me and you. But let's focus on the thing that we know for sure......"

Alfonso Sharp: "The Rock and Stardust?"

Batista: "Yea. Those two have been flying the comedy train around the ROF for far to long, don't get me wrong, I like a good laugh.......but this is the Ring of fire Sharp. I think we need to show those boys, how unfunny an ass beating is.....if you know what I mean?"

Alfonso Sharp: "Yea, I'm with you. There's no question in my mind that we can walk out of this match with the world tagteam titles. The Rock can only carry those two for so long, then he's going to get tired of it and do the smart thing and cut Stardust free. But what if.........what if you.....and Savage are picked to face each other in the appreciation match?"

*Batista stops and smiles*

Batista: "That sounds good. That sounds REAL good. I want to punish him bad. He cost me my title at the ppv, and then has the nerve to act like he's some kind of wrestling god? He didn't win his match either, instead, he got his sorry ass disqualified so he could keep his title."

Alfonso Sharp: "You know, I hope you get your chance to get your hands on Savage, but you know I want my shot at Nick Victory also. So, either way the cards fall.......we'll just have to accept it."

Batista: "Yea. That's why I think we need to concentrate on the one thing we are certain of, and that's winning the world tagteam titles. Then, after we defeat The Rock and Stardust, we can become the first two men in ROF history to hold the majority of the titles when you take the ROF world title back and I beat Savage's ass for the IC title."

Alfonso Sharp: "You think maybe we're being greedy?"

*The two men think about it for a second, then bust out in laughter*

Batista: "Ha-ha-ha.....You almost had me going there for a minute Sharp"

Alfonso Sharp: "Greedy? Ha-ha-ha......Sometimes I even crack myself up, lets go champ."

*The two men walk into their locker room as the scene goes to an M & M commercial*

[The Rock]

**The Rock and Stardust are just arriving to a fitness gym. The Rock is all smiles, while Stardust looks like he's not so thrilled to be there.*

Stardust: "Come on Rocky, all we've been doing is working out and watching videos on Alfonso Sharp and Batista. Can't we just take a day off?"

The Rock: "What are you talking about fatass? Every time I try to get you two work out, you pull a leg cramp on me or something. I've never once seen you on the treadmill, actually working. Now get on it!"

**Stardust slams his bag down, pouting, and then slowly gets on the treadmill. He push's a couple of buttons but it doesn't come on. He turns around to get off of it, and the treadmill starts up.....sending Stardust crashing into a wall.**

The Rock: "Sweet mother of St. Teressa, what in thee blue hell are you doing? Get up! The Rock has a plan!"

**The Rock gets into his gym bag and pulls out a couple of chocolate ding-dongs. Stardust tries to reach for one, but The Rock pulls back**

The Rock: "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.......Get on that treadmill. What the Rock is going to do, is hold this Ding-Dong right here (About 12" away from the treadmill) .....And if you can either reach it, or run for 5 minutes......the Ding-dongs are you."

**Stardust hos up on the Treadmill and turns it on, he starts jogging at a slow pace (But breathing very heavily), he reaches for the Ding Dongs but can't reach them. He turns the Treadmill up and goes faster. Now Sweat is pouring from his face as he continues to reach. Then, he suddenly launches at the Ding-dongs, and misses.....then falls on his face, with the treadmill sending him into the wall again.**

Stardust: (Coughing and breathing hard and just looking pathetic) "Come on Rock, Just back away from the Ding-Dongs!!!"

The Rock: "Pathetic!!! You are completely pathetic!!! Now get your ass up, let's go over here and do some sit-ups"

**Stardust, Almost Crying now, gets up off the floor and heads over to try and do some Sit-ups"

Stardust: "Okay....okay, can you hold my ankles down? I never was very good at this."

The Rock: "What? No! The Rock isn't holdning nothing of yours down! Now get down there and give me at least 20 sit-tups, and you might get a ding-dong"

Stardust: "20? Are you trying to kill me? How about 2? I'm pretty sure I can pull off 2."

The Rock: "20, or no Ding-dongs!"

**Stardust throws himself down, all disgruntle, and prepares to do a sit-up. He grunts and grunts, but finally manages to get 1. He lays back down, coughing and sweating. He tries to do another one, with every veign in his forehead and neck popping out. He gets about half-way up, and then plops back down on the mat.**

The Rock: "That's it? one and a half? Sweet jesus!"

**At about that time, A beautiful lady comes in and catches the Rock's eye. He tells Stardust to try to do some leg crunches and walks over to meet the lady.**

The Rock: "Hey, hey.....I don't believe I've ever seen you in here before. I'm The Rock"

Lady: "Mmmm.....Nice to meet you, my name is........"

Stardust: (In the background) "1.....2....4....7.....15......22.....30"

The Rock: "Would you like me to show you around?"

Lady: "Sure, but......I think something's wrong with that guy over there"

**The Rock smiles, not thinking much of it, but then turns around to see Stardust with his knees in his face. He rush's over to where Stardust is**

The Rock: "Dusty, what are you trying to do?"

Stardust: "I.....I must've put two many weights on their"

**The Rock walks around to see how much weight is on the machine.**

The Rock: "For Goodness Sakes Dusty, there's 15 lbs on here. Are you kidding me?"

**The Rock has Stardust try some jump rope, but Stardust just trips and falls and gets the jump rope all tangled up around his body. Then The Rock has Stardust take some swings at the bag, but when he hits the bag, he damn near breaks his hand. Frustrated, the Rock says they will try again tomorrow.**

[Alfonso Sharp]

Alfonso Sharp and Batista are at Sharp's gym in Miami, Florida...




Sharp walks over to do a phone interview while Batista continues to work out. surrounding Batista are 4 beautiful women who are also working out, but obviously watching Batista Work out, we join Alfonso Sharp doing the phone interview.


Sharp: Ok Vince, lets get on with this...what you got for me.

Vince: Ok, Sharp first question. You and Batista will be facing the toughest Tag Team ROF has to offer what are your thoughts on that match?

Sharp:We'll that's true..I mean I don't think they have been beaten yet. The Key word there is yet...lets face it the Dynasty is main eventing one more time..you got The Animal Dave Batista and you got "the King of Pain" Alfonso Sharp against the one and only Rock and uhhh...Stardust. As weird as he is you gotta admit they somehow gel as a team.

Vince: Are you afraid if you and Batista win the World Tag Team titles that you knock you out of the ROF World heavyweight title picture?

Sharp: No way the best always rise to the top, and I still got my rematch.. I'll be World Heavyweight Champion once again...I'm just trying to make sure that the Dynasty remains at the top of ROF and now that Shane Savage has been dumped, we will be the best...


Vince: Speaking of Shane Savage...he's had nothing but bad things to say about you and Batista...And we all saw when Batista gored the hell out of him. Do you think Savage will be a thorn in the Dynasties side?

Sharp: Shane is a weird guy, he came to us begging to be in the Dynasty and look what happened? He cost us everything...We'll never make that mistake again..there will never be another member of the Dynasty...as far as we're concerned it's Batista and I and that's why it's so important that for now we focus on the World Tag Team titles...The Rock and Stardust deserve nothing but the best competition and that's what they will get.


Vince: Good point, will that get in a the way of a Batista vs. Shane Savage IC title match?

Sharp: nope like I said the best always rise to the top...We've asked Mr.Cameron to make it for the PPV. Shane Savage vs. Batista that is if Savage can keep his title in his match., but like I said back to the World Tag TeamTitles..

Vince: Ok, last question any comments for your opponents on Monday?

Sharp: Just this...Rocky...Stardust on Monday you're facing your greatest competition ever...you've never faced a team like us...you have Batista's power and anger and my skills and speed. We got your number and you will be pushed to the limits. Remember I warned you..The Dynasty is coming for the gold, and we'll get those Championships...The Dynasty has no where to go but up. On Monday Rocky, stardust you get to know the King of Pain very...very well..

With that Vince hands up and Sharp goes back to the gym where Batista is training.

Sharp: Ladies you're going to have to excuse Dave and myself we got some training to do, but after we win the World Tag Team titles on Monday, I promise to fly you out and you can party with the Champs..now if you'll excuse us...