New Jack in Jail

[New Jack]

* The scene opens with a shot of a jail. Then we cut inside the jail to see New Jack in one of the holding cells, banging on the cell. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: HEY! Hey! Big white piggy! Here piggy piggy piggy. Get yo ass ova here. [/glow]

* A very large cop turns around and looks at New Jack. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Yeah you. Put yo doughnut down and wodlle yo ass ova here.[/glow]

* The cop indeed does set down the doughnut, and once again indeed does wobble over to New Jack. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Alright tubby. I want my phone call. [/glow]

[glow=blue,2,300]Police Officer: That's nice.[/glow]

* The officer goes to walk away. *

New Jack: HEY! I got rights bitch!

[glow=blue,2,300]Police Officer: Yeah, you got the right to shut yo mouth before I shove my foot down it![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: You get that cameraman? [/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Cameraman: Yup. [/glow]

* The officer turns around surprised. *

[glow=blue,2,300]Officer: Hahaha... I was just joking. HA! You can have your phone call, right this way. [/glow]

* He opens the cell and escorts New Jack to the phone. On the way over, New Jack picks up his doughnut. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: I think Ima have this too while I'm at it. [/glow]

[glow=blue,2,300]Officer(gritting his teath): Yeah... no... problem. [/glow]

* New Jack picks up the phone and dials. *

[glow=red,2,300]Cameraman: Who are you calling?[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: The Homo of the Year Michael Cameron. Come on man, pick up...[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300](TO BE CONTINUED FOR MICHAEL COMERON!)[/glow]

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

**Mr. Cameron is sitting in his living room, when the phone rings he answers it and starts to say hello, but is cut-off by a recording stating that its a collect call from New Jack in the county jail. Cameron push's the button to accept the call**

Mr. Cameron: "Tell me something New Jack, what kind of bird don't fly?..........huh?............Nope,...........a Jail bird" HAHAHAHAHA

**Mr. Cameron nearly drops the phone from laughing so hard**

Mr. Cameron: (Wiping tears of laughter from his eyes) "Seriously though, I sent you one of them "get out of jail free" cards that they put in the monopoly game, but I dont think it's going to work.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

**Mr. Cameron laughs so hard that he almost pee's his pants, through the phone we can hear New Jack cussing up a storm**

Mr. Cameron: "Let me give you some serious piece of advice New Jack................DONT DROP THE SOAP!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

**The Scene comes to an end with Mr. Cameron laughing his ass off, and New Jack can still be heard screaming through the phone.**