Post by Mr. Cameron (President) on Jul 27, 2008 22:42:30 GMT -3
Show kicks off with an aerial shot of Madison Square Gardens, and then the scene goes inside with fireworks exploding and the fans are nearly raising the roof off of the place.
R.O.F. Firstblood championship
"The Animal" Batista vs. "The Wrecking Machine" Vandal
(Formerly Known as the ROF Submissions Title)
The crowd, suprisingly, let's out a thunderous pop as "Prodigal Son" by Sevendust blares throughout the arena. The "Wrecking Machine" Vandal appears under the titantron with his trademark 12 foot long, heavy steel chain.
RICARDO: Listen to this crowd, Kenny. They really seem to be behind Vandal
As Batista's music hits. A chorus of boos fills the Madison Square Gardens. The massive member of the Dynasty confidently strides down the ramp to the ring.
RICARDO: Wow! New York doesn't sound like it's "Dynasty country", Kenny
JOHNSON: Aaah. These New York fans just don't know a winner when they see one
Before the bell rings, both men meet in the center of the ring for an intense staredown. As soon as the bell rings they both start tearing into each other with lefts and rights. Just as it seems that Vandal is gaining the upper hand. Batista cuts off the monsterous challenger with a rake to the eyes and a side headlock. Vandal shoots Batista off. Batista rebounds off the ropes and collides with Vandal... niether man budges
JOHNSON: Whoa! That looked like two volkswagons slamming in to each other
RICARDO: These two monsters are definetely evenly matched!
Batista flexes his gigantic muscles and challenges Vandal to take a shot at him. Vandal hits the ropes and charges Batista. "The Animal" attempts a clothesline but Vandal is able to duck it. He then knocks Batista on his back with a crushing sledgehammer blow to the chest. "The Wrecking Machine" Then mounts Batista and begins raining lefts and rights on the forehead of the "Animal"
RICARDO: Oh my God! It looks like Vandal is trying to end this one quickly
JOHNSON: It's going to take more than that to bust open my boy Batista
Jump ahead to the 9:46 mark. Batista has been in control for the past several moments. The battle has spilled out to ringside. The "Animal" slams Vandal's head on to the announce table. Batista then demonstrates his amazing strength by hoisting the near 300 pounder up on his shoulder. Batista runs towards the ringpost, but Vandal is able to slip out and pushes Batista face first in to the post.
JOHNSON: The ref is checking Batista!
RICARDO: He says there's no blood. The match will continue!
At the 14:28 mark in the match. Both men are back in the ring, as well as a steel chair. Batista picks up the chair and takes a wild swing at Vandal. But Vandal is able to duck under and snatch up Batista for a german suplex. Both men are now down in the middle of the ring exhausted
RICARDO: Both of these warriors are leaving everything in that ring Kenny
JOHNSON: Matches like this is what makes the Ring of Fire the number one wrestling promotion in the world!
It's now at the 16:19 mark of this hard hitting contest. And Vandal has gotten hold of the steel chair. He sends Batista in to the ropes and takes a homerun swing at the "Animal's" head. Batista is able to duck the chairshot and rebound off the ropes with a massive spear. The force of the spear is so great, that it sends both men sailing into the referee. With both competitors down as well as the ref, Batista's fellow Dynasty member, Shane Savage makes his way to the ring
RICARDO: What the hell is Shane Savage doing? He has no business out here!
JOHNSON: That's the Dynasty looking out for each other. That's how they roll baby!
Shane Savage helps Batista to his feet. And instructs him to hold Vandal. Savage grabs the chair and prepares to bash the "Wrecking Machine" as the sold out crowd roars with disapproval. As Savage swings the chair, Vandal moves at the last second. Causing Savage to hit his Dynasty teammate instead. Shane Savage drops the chair in disbelief. He stands there shocked as Batista lays motionless in the middle of the ring. Shane turns around just in time to be grabbed up by Vandal and gets nailed with his ABOVE THE LAW choke powerbomb. The capacity crowd explodes as Vandal throws an unconscious Shane Savage out of the ring.
Vandal picks up the chair and patiently waits for Batista to get to his feet. As the "Animal" turns around. Vandal onloads on him with a viscious chairshot. Amazingly, Batista only drops to one knee. Vandal motions for Batista to get back up. Slowly, Batista gets to his feet. Only to be met with another violent shot. This one sends Batista to both knees. Vandal, somewhat stunned by the fact that Batista is still conscious, cocks the dented chair back for one more swing.
The "Animal", showing tremendous fortitude, slowly pulls himself up by the ropes. Vandal is crouching and ready to strike. As the referee finally regains consciousness. Batista staggers backwards into the center of the ring. As Batista turns around, Vandal delivers, what can only be described as the NASTIEST chairshot in the history of wrestling. With a vile thud, Batista is sent crashing to the canvas. His head busted wide open. The ref crawls over to check the "Animal". He sees the blood and calls for the bell
RICARDO: That's it Kenny! It looks like it's all over for your boy, Batista.
JOHNSON: Yeah, yeah. Whatever
Here is your winner! And NEW ROF Firstblood champion... Vandal!!!
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Backstage, the Mighty Ahmed of the FOW is seen pulling up in a stretch limosine. He, and Jayson Ryder climb out and both are wearing nice suits with huge smiles.
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Triple Threat Match for the IC Title
Shane Savage(c) vs Stone Cold vs Goldensting
After the introductions. All three men stand in the ring waiting for the bell. As soon as the bell rings, Stone cold pounces on Shane Savage. The Texas rattlesnake peppers the IC champ with lefts and rights. GoldenSting steps in and tries to get himself a piece and gets a right hand for his troubles. Austin puts Savage in the corner and proceeds to stomp a mudhole in him as the capacity crowd cheers him on
RICARDO: Austin has started this match like a house of fire
JOHNSON: Yeah. But how long can he keep this pace up?
At the 6:22 mark. Savage has gained control of Goldensting with a series of knife edge chops. The crowd responds with a "WOOOO" after each one. Savage lifts Goldensting on the top turnbuckle and sets him up for a superplex. The bizarre challenger retaliates with right hands to Savage's rib cage. Goldensting shoves the youngest member of the Dynasty to the canvas with a thud. He tries to follow it up with a frog splash but Savage moves at the last second. After Goldensting crashes to the mat. Stone cold, who was catching his breath in the opposite corner, pulls Goldensting up by the hair. The Rattlesnake backs Goldensting up with a series of right hands, and then clotheslines him over the top rope
JOHNSON: What a back and forth battle, Vinnie!
RICARDO: It doesn't appear that anyone can get a clear cut advantage
Jump ahead to the 11:44 mark. Goldensting lay outside the ring after getting rammed into the ringpost by Shane Savage. The IC champ has managed to slow down the bionic redneck and now has control of Austin with a reverse chinlock. Austin begins to work his way up and delivers some elbows to Savage's midsection. Savage cuts Austin off with a thumb to the eye. Which gets him a ton of heat from the New York crowd. Savage backs Austin into the ropes and whips him off. Savage goes for a dropkick, but Austin grabs on to the ropes causing Savage to crash to the canvas. Austin immediatly takes advantage of the situation and puts Savage in a figure four. The sold out crowd explodes as Savage screams in agony
RICARDO: Austin really has that figure four sunk in tight! This may be all she wrote Kenny!
JOHNSON: No way! Nobody in the Dynasty gives up that easy!
After several excruciating seconds. Savage looks as if he is about to give up. When suddenly, Goldensting comes soaring in from the top rope with an elbowdrop right on Austins chest. Siezing the opportunity, Goldensting grabs Savage and puts him in the Scorpion deathlock.
RICARDO: First the figure four! And now the Scorpion deathlock?! There's NO WAY Savage can survive this.
JOHNSON: Don't sell Savage short, Vince. He's one tough customer!
The referee is checking Savage to see if he has passed out from the pain. When out of nowhere, Austin grabs Goldensting by the hair and sends him to the mat face first with a picture perfect bulldog
We are now at the 17:39 mark and Savage is still on the mat after taking both of those painful submission holds. Austin and Goldensting are slugging it out in the center of the ring. Savage works his way back to his feet. Unfortunately, both Austin and Goldensting meet him half way. And both of them throw Savage over the top rope, much to the crowds delight. Austin and Goldensting turn thier attention back to each other. Goldensting gains the advantage and whips Austin into the ropes. Goldensting attempts a boot to the gut. But Austin catches it. He spins Goldensting around, flips him the bird. Boot to the gut...STUNNER!
RICARDO: We're going to have ourselves a new IC champ!
JOHNSON: NO! C'mon Savage! Do something!!
The ref gets into position as Austin makes the cover. 1... 2... But before the ref can finish his count. Shane Savage quickly climbs back into the ring with a steel chair and hits Stone Cold in the back with it. The ref immediatly calls for the bell
RICARDO: Are you kidding me?! That was a cowards way out!
JOHNSON: I think it was brilliant, if you ask me
Your winner by DQ- Stonecold Steve Austin. Shane Savage retains the IC title
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ROF President Michael Cameron comes out and introduces The New ROF General Manager, Gorilla Barone, who is taking the place of Chris McKnight while he takes some time off to be with his wife and newborn child
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Triple Threat for the World title
Triple H(c) vs St. Anger vs Mighty Ahmed
The Mighty Ahmed is the first combatant introduced. A large and loud contingent of FOW fans make it clear who they are rooting for.
RICARDO: Listen to that response, Kenny. There's more FOW fans here than I thought
JOHNSON: Could you imagine if Mighty Ahmed managed to win the world title here tonight? That would be a huge blow to the ROF
RICARDO: It's a definate possibility Kenny. This Ahmed is a monster!
St. Anger is the second man out. The sold out MSG crowd lets the gigantic challenger know what they think of him
RICARDO: Listen to those boos. St. Anger is not a popular man. But what do you expect? Any man who would put his hands on a woman is not going to make very many friends
JOHNSON: Yeah. St. Anger is the chief of the "Slapaho" tribe
RICARDO: What's wrong with you?
The crowd erupts as the reigning world heavyweight champion, Triple H's music begins to play. The Game appears under the titantron, preparing to make his trademark entrance. The champ makes his way down the ramp. But before he can get to the ring, St. Anger cuts him off. And the two of them begin slugging it out on the floor before the match even starts.
JOHNSON: Buckle your seatbelts folks! This is going to be a wild one!
The Mighty Ahmed climbs out of the ring and joins the melee. All three men are exchanging blows. Finally, St. Anger rakes Ahmed's eyes and throws him into the steel barricade. The big red monster grabs Triple H and throws him into the ring. The Game quickly recovers though. And begins stomping on St. Anger as he tries to climb back into the ring. Triple H attempts an irish whip, but St. Anger reverses it. The seven footer goes for a big boot but the champ is able to duck under it. Triple H rebounds off the ropes with a Thesz press. The crowd goes bananas as the Game pummels St. Anger with lefts and rights
Jump ahead to the 8:37 mark. Triple H has been busted open by a vicious flying forearm from Ahmed. Ahmed is in total control. He has St. Anger in the corner. And is working him over with hard shoulder blocks. The crowd itself is at odds. As part of the crowd is chanting FOW...FOW! And the rest is chanting ROF!...ROF!
RICARDO: I've never seen anything like this! We may end up with a riot on our hands Kenny!
JOHNSON: Could we get more security out here please?!
At the 12:28 mark. Triple H and Mighty Ahmed have decided to work together to take out the larger St. Anger. They both pound on Anger with powerful forearm blows. The champ and the FOW superstar whip Anger into the corner. But the massive St. Anger explodes out of the corner with a double clothesline. All three men are down as the ref starts to count. 1...2...3...4...5. St. Anger is the first to stir. He makes his way to his feet. He tries to pick up a bloody Triple H by the hair. But the champ delivers a low blow and then quickly nails St. Anger with the PEDIGREE! The Game goes for the cover, 1...2...But Ahmed breaks the count with a boot to Triple H's head
Move ahead to the 22:14 mark. After several near falls and brawling outside the ring. All three men are bloody messes. St. Anger has this match nearly wrapped up as he has Ahmed trapped in a triangle choke. The ref goes in to check Ahmed. He lifts Ahmed's hand and it drops...Once...Twice...Thr...No! Ahmed begins to stir. He's able to twist his body around and pick up Anger for a POWERBOMB!
RICARDO: Good lord! How strong is this guy?!
JOHNSON: He's a freak!!
At the 32:45 mark. All three men are completely exhausted. Ahmed has Triple H against the ropes. He goes for an irish whip, but the Game reverses it. Mighty Ahmed bounces off the ropes with a flying shoulder tackle. Triple H drops down to avoid contact and Ahmed goes flying into the ref. Ahmed goes to check on the ref. Triple H takes advantage and knees Ahmed in the back. Sending him out of the ring. As the Game turns back around he finds himself in the clutches of St. Anger. Anger sets the Game up for a chokeslam. But at that time, Triple H's wife, Steph makes her way to ringside
RICARDO: What's she doing? What's that in her hand?
JOHNSON: It looks like...It can't be. Is that a stun gun?!
St. Anger releases his vice grip on the Game's throat and turns his attention to Steph. He walks over and reaches through the ropes and grabs Steph by the hair. Steph reaches up with the stun gun and...ZZZAPPP!!! The giant drops like a stone. Triple H tells Steph to leave the ringside area before the ref wakes up.
RICARDO: Did we really just see that happen?
JOHNSON: I told you this was going to be a wild one!
As the ref starts to regain consciousness. Triple H struggles to drag the enormous St. Anger to the middle of the ring. He's having so much trouble that he has completely forgotten about the Mighty Ahmed. Who is standing right behind the Game
RICARDO: Game! You better turn around!
But it's too late. Triple H spins around just in time to get nailed with the SIDEWALK SLAM. Mighty Ahmed goes for the cover
JOHNSON: Oh NO! NO! NO!
1...2...3!!!
Here's your winner! And the NEW World Heavyweight Champion...The Mighty Ahmed!!
RICARDO: I can't believe it. The world title is going to FOW!
JOHNSON: This sucks!
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Backstage, The Mighty Ahmed and Jayson Ryder are in celebrating winning the world title when Triple H blindsides the both of them and smashes Ahmed wide open with the world title. The mighty ahmed and Jayson Ryder escape into the waiting limo as the scene ends.
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ROF world tagteam championship
Triple Threat match
Rock/Stardust (c)Vs. Aaron Steel/Ryan Bishop/ Pure Evil/Andrew Ryder
(Rock & Stardust retain titles due to lack of roleplaying from opponents.)
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Main Event Hell In a Cell
ROF World heavyweight championship
Alfonso Sharp(c) vs "The Professor of Excellence" Nick Victory
The imposing Hell in a Cell cage has been lowered into place. The crowd waits in anticipation for the combatants to be announced. Suddenly, "Hero" by the Foo Fighters blares throughout the entire arena. The sold out Madison Square Garden crowd explodes as the challenger appears under the titantron. Nick Victory stands on the stage with his arms stretched out to his sides. He turns around as the pyro goes off...BOOM!...BOOM!...BOOM! The Professor makes his way down the ramp. Once he gets to the cell, he grabs the cage and shakes it
JOHNSON: Look at him Vince. He looks pretty nervous
RICARDO: Nervous? He looks focused to me.
JOHNSON: No way. He knows his time in the business is up. And my boy Alfonso Sharp is going to put him away once and for all.
RICARDO: What are you, on the Dynasty's payroll or something?
"House of Pain" by Van Halen begins to play. The crowd boos loudly as the ROF world champ, Alfonso Sharp comes out. Holding the ROF world belt over his head. Sharp enters the cell and the ref closes the door behind him. Both men meet face to face in the center of the ring. They are both talking trash
RICARDO: I wonder what they're saying to each other?
JOHNSON: You can bet your ass they're not exchanging cookie recipes!
It doesn't take long for the action to start as both men begin exchanging blows. The larger, more powerful Victory begins to overwhelm Sharp. The crowd roars in delight as Victory meets Sharp off the ropes with a back elbow. Victory quickly follows it up with a leg drop and goes for a quick cover. But Sharp kicks out at one
JOHNSON: PLEASE! It's going to take more than that
At the 5:31 mark. Both men are outside the ring. Sharp goes to run Victory's head into the cage, but the Professor blocks it. He hits Sharp in the gut and the crowd pops as Victory runs Sharp headfirst into the unforgiving cage. Victory throws Sharp back into the ring. Sharp recovers and meets Victory with a series of boots. Sharp attempts an irish whip. But Victory reverses it. As Sharp bounces off the ropes, Victory attempts a leap frog. But as the Professor lands, he cries out in pain and drops like a ton of bricks, clutching his left knee. Sharp wastes no time to attack Victory's knee. He begins to stomp away on Victory's knee as the Professor writhes in pain
RICARDO: Sharp's like a shark who smells blood in the water. He's really targeting Victory's knee
JOHNSON: Oh yes! This one's going to be over quick!
Fast forward to the 10:17 mark. Sharp continues to work on Victory's knee. He has it drapped over the bottom rope as he jumps on it with all his weight. In obvious pain. The Professor tries to drag himself away from Sharp. Sharp easily catches up to Nick and grabs his leg. The champ signals that it's over and goes for the figure four. But Victory reaches up and catches Sharp in a small package. 1...2... Kickout
RICARDO: Whoa! That was close!
Infuriated by the near fall. Sharp jumps up and starts stomping viciously on Victory's knee. He picks the challenger up and throws him out of the ring. Sharp then looks out to the crowd and shouts,"Now you're all going to see why they call me the King of Pain!" Sharp follows Victory out to ringside and starts rubbing Victory's head into the steel cage. This tears Victory's head open and the blood starts to flow
RICARDO: This is terrible. They should stop the match
JOHNSON: You're absolutely right! Stop the match!
Now at the 15:23 mark. Sharp is totally dominating the match. Victory, covered in his own blood and one good leg can barely defend himself. The crowd groans as Sharp repeatedly whips Victory into the steel cage. Victory lays face first on the arena floor. Sharp grabs a handful of Victory's blood soaked hair to pick him up. When suddenly Victory pops up and starts firing hard right hands at Sharps head. The crowd goes ballistic as the Professor whips Sharp into the cage door breaking it open
RICARDO: Where is Victory finding the strength to do this? Nobody will ever question this man's heart ever again!
JOHNSON: This is insane! C'mon Sharp!
Both men are now outside the cell. Victory rams Sharp's head into the cage. Now the champ is busted open. Both men are bleeding badly. Victory grabs Sharp and suplexes him back first into the steel cage
RICARDO: Oh my god! This is brutal!
JOHNSON: This isn't a match. This is a WAR!
Jump ahead to the 20:16 mark. Both men are still on the floor outside of the cell. Victory sets Sharp up for a piledriver on the floor. But Sharp reverses it with a back body drop. Sharp walks over to the time keeper and pushes him off his chair. The champ takes the chair and drives it into Victory's injured knee. Victory drops in excruciating pain. Sharp launches the chair up in the air and it lands on top of the cell. Sharp himself begins to climb up the cell
RICARDO: Is he crazy?! What the hell is he trying to do?
JOHNSON: He's going to finish Victory for good
Once at the top of the cell. Sharp motions for Victory to come get some. Victory slowly gets to his feet. The capacity crowd holds thier breath as he starts to climb up the cage
RICARDO: What is Victory thinking? I'm not sure if he can even make his way up there on one leg
JOHNSON: He's got more guts than brains
Unbelievably, victory reaches the top of the cell. Unfortunatly, Sharp is waiting for him. Sharp greets the Professor with a boot to the head. He pulls Victory up and drags him to the center of the roof of the cell. Again, Sharp grinds Victory's face into the steel. The Professor's blood drips through all the way down to the ring. Sharp walks over and picks up the steel chair he had thrown up on the roof of the cell. The champ waits, ready to strike, as Victory slowly gets up. Sharp takes a violent swing at Victory. But to the crowds delight, Victory catches the chair. And after a boot to Sharp's midsection nails Sharp with a chair shot of his own.
The crowd is blowing the roof off of MSG as Victory throws the chair down and signals for his finisher,the DISMISSAL
RICARDO: Are you kidding me?! Victory's going to go for the DISMISSAL on top of the cell?!
JOHNSON: He's crazy. He'll kill Sharp
Bloody and dazed. Alfonso Sharp gets to his feet. Victory grabs Sharp's shoulder and spins him around into the DISMISSAL(diamond cutter) The force of the move sends both men THROUGH the top of the cell. They both violently crash to the ring with a sickening thud. The crowd responds in kind..."HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT!!"
RICARDO: OH MY GOD!! That was the most amazing thing I have ever seen!
JOHNSON: They're both dead. They have to be!
Victory and Sharp lay there for what seems like an eternity. Suddenly, Victory begins to stir. He slowly rolls over and drappes his arm over an unconscious Alfonso Sharp
RICARDO: Holy hell! This could be it!
The ref makes the count 1...2...3!!!
JOHNSON: Son of a BITCH!
RICARDO: That was the most incredible match I have ever seen in my LIFE!!
Your winner, and NEW Ring of Fire World Heavyweight Champion..."The Professor of Excellence" Nick Victory!!!
Discipline Breakdown goes off the air as a medical team rushes to the ring to attend to both Victory and Sharp
R.O.F. Firstblood championship
"The Animal" Batista vs. "The Wrecking Machine" Vandal
(Formerly Known as the ROF Submissions Title)
The crowd, suprisingly, let's out a thunderous pop as "Prodigal Son" by Sevendust blares throughout the arena. The "Wrecking Machine" Vandal appears under the titantron with his trademark 12 foot long, heavy steel chain.
RICARDO: Listen to this crowd, Kenny. They really seem to be behind Vandal
As Batista's music hits. A chorus of boos fills the Madison Square Gardens. The massive member of the Dynasty confidently strides down the ramp to the ring.
RICARDO: Wow! New York doesn't sound like it's "Dynasty country", Kenny
JOHNSON: Aaah. These New York fans just don't know a winner when they see one
Before the bell rings, both men meet in the center of the ring for an intense staredown. As soon as the bell rings they both start tearing into each other with lefts and rights. Just as it seems that Vandal is gaining the upper hand. Batista cuts off the monsterous challenger with a rake to the eyes and a side headlock. Vandal shoots Batista off. Batista rebounds off the ropes and collides with Vandal... niether man budges
JOHNSON: Whoa! That looked like two volkswagons slamming in to each other
RICARDO: These two monsters are definetely evenly matched!
Batista flexes his gigantic muscles and challenges Vandal to take a shot at him. Vandal hits the ropes and charges Batista. "The Animal" attempts a clothesline but Vandal is able to duck it. He then knocks Batista on his back with a crushing sledgehammer blow to the chest. "The Wrecking Machine" Then mounts Batista and begins raining lefts and rights on the forehead of the "Animal"
RICARDO: Oh my God! It looks like Vandal is trying to end this one quickly
JOHNSON: It's going to take more than that to bust open my boy Batista
Jump ahead to the 9:46 mark. Batista has been in control for the past several moments. The battle has spilled out to ringside. The "Animal" slams Vandal's head on to the announce table. Batista then demonstrates his amazing strength by hoisting the near 300 pounder up on his shoulder. Batista runs towards the ringpost, but Vandal is able to slip out and pushes Batista face first in to the post.
JOHNSON: The ref is checking Batista!
RICARDO: He says there's no blood. The match will continue!
At the 14:28 mark in the match. Both men are back in the ring, as well as a steel chair. Batista picks up the chair and takes a wild swing at Vandal. But Vandal is able to duck under and snatch up Batista for a german suplex. Both men are now down in the middle of the ring exhausted
RICARDO: Both of these warriors are leaving everything in that ring Kenny
JOHNSON: Matches like this is what makes the Ring of Fire the number one wrestling promotion in the world!
It's now at the 16:19 mark of this hard hitting contest. And Vandal has gotten hold of the steel chair. He sends Batista in to the ropes and takes a homerun swing at the "Animal's" head. Batista is able to duck the chairshot and rebound off the ropes with a massive spear. The force of the spear is so great, that it sends both men sailing into the referee. With both competitors down as well as the ref, Batista's fellow Dynasty member, Shane Savage makes his way to the ring
RICARDO: What the hell is Shane Savage doing? He has no business out here!
JOHNSON: That's the Dynasty looking out for each other. That's how they roll baby!
Shane Savage helps Batista to his feet. And instructs him to hold Vandal. Savage grabs the chair and prepares to bash the "Wrecking Machine" as the sold out crowd roars with disapproval. As Savage swings the chair, Vandal moves at the last second. Causing Savage to hit his Dynasty teammate instead. Shane Savage drops the chair in disbelief. He stands there shocked as Batista lays motionless in the middle of the ring. Shane turns around just in time to be grabbed up by Vandal and gets nailed with his ABOVE THE LAW choke powerbomb. The capacity crowd explodes as Vandal throws an unconscious Shane Savage out of the ring.
Vandal picks up the chair and patiently waits for Batista to get to his feet. As the "Animal" turns around. Vandal onloads on him with a viscious chairshot. Amazingly, Batista only drops to one knee. Vandal motions for Batista to get back up. Slowly, Batista gets to his feet. Only to be met with another violent shot. This one sends Batista to both knees. Vandal, somewhat stunned by the fact that Batista is still conscious, cocks the dented chair back for one more swing.
The "Animal", showing tremendous fortitude, slowly pulls himself up by the ropes. Vandal is crouching and ready to strike. As the referee finally regains consciousness. Batista staggers backwards into the center of the ring. As Batista turns around, Vandal delivers, what can only be described as the NASTIEST chairshot in the history of wrestling. With a vile thud, Batista is sent crashing to the canvas. His head busted wide open. The ref crawls over to check the "Animal". He sees the blood and calls for the bell
RICARDO: That's it Kenny! It looks like it's all over for your boy, Batista.
JOHNSON: Yeah, yeah. Whatever
Here is your winner! And NEW ROF Firstblood champion... Vandal!!!
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Backstage, the Mighty Ahmed of the FOW is seen pulling up in a stretch limosine. He, and Jayson Ryder climb out and both are wearing nice suits with huge smiles.
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Triple Threat Match for the IC Title
Shane Savage(c) vs Stone Cold vs Goldensting
After the introductions. All three men stand in the ring waiting for the bell. As soon as the bell rings, Stone cold pounces on Shane Savage. The Texas rattlesnake peppers the IC champ with lefts and rights. GoldenSting steps in and tries to get himself a piece and gets a right hand for his troubles. Austin puts Savage in the corner and proceeds to stomp a mudhole in him as the capacity crowd cheers him on
RICARDO: Austin has started this match like a house of fire
JOHNSON: Yeah. But how long can he keep this pace up?
At the 6:22 mark. Savage has gained control of Goldensting with a series of knife edge chops. The crowd responds with a "WOOOO" after each one. Savage lifts Goldensting on the top turnbuckle and sets him up for a superplex. The bizarre challenger retaliates with right hands to Savage's rib cage. Goldensting shoves the youngest member of the Dynasty to the canvas with a thud. He tries to follow it up with a frog splash but Savage moves at the last second. After Goldensting crashes to the mat. Stone cold, who was catching his breath in the opposite corner, pulls Goldensting up by the hair. The Rattlesnake backs Goldensting up with a series of right hands, and then clotheslines him over the top rope
JOHNSON: What a back and forth battle, Vinnie!
RICARDO: It doesn't appear that anyone can get a clear cut advantage
Jump ahead to the 11:44 mark. Goldensting lay outside the ring after getting rammed into the ringpost by Shane Savage. The IC champ has managed to slow down the bionic redneck and now has control of Austin with a reverse chinlock. Austin begins to work his way up and delivers some elbows to Savage's midsection. Savage cuts Austin off with a thumb to the eye. Which gets him a ton of heat from the New York crowd. Savage backs Austin into the ropes and whips him off. Savage goes for a dropkick, but Austin grabs on to the ropes causing Savage to crash to the canvas. Austin immediatly takes advantage of the situation and puts Savage in a figure four. The sold out crowd explodes as Savage screams in agony
RICARDO: Austin really has that figure four sunk in tight! This may be all she wrote Kenny!
JOHNSON: No way! Nobody in the Dynasty gives up that easy!
After several excruciating seconds. Savage looks as if he is about to give up. When suddenly, Goldensting comes soaring in from the top rope with an elbowdrop right on Austins chest. Siezing the opportunity, Goldensting grabs Savage and puts him in the Scorpion deathlock.
RICARDO: First the figure four! And now the Scorpion deathlock?! There's NO WAY Savage can survive this.
JOHNSON: Don't sell Savage short, Vince. He's one tough customer!
The referee is checking Savage to see if he has passed out from the pain. When out of nowhere, Austin grabs Goldensting by the hair and sends him to the mat face first with a picture perfect bulldog
We are now at the 17:39 mark and Savage is still on the mat after taking both of those painful submission holds. Austin and Goldensting are slugging it out in the center of the ring. Savage works his way back to his feet. Unfortunately, both Austin and Goldensting meet him half way. And both of them throw Savage over the top rope, much to the crowds delight. Austin and Goldensting turn thier attention back to each other. Goldensting gains the advantage and whips Austin into the ropes. Goldensting attempts a boot to the gut. But Austin catches it. He spins Goldensting around, flips him the bird. Boot to the gut...STUNNER!
RICARDO: We're going to have ourselves a new IC champ!
JOHNSON: NO! C'mon Savage! Do something!!
The ref gets into position as Austin makes the cover. 1... 2... But before the ref can finish his count. Shane Savage quickly climbs back into the ring with a steel chair and hits Stone Cold in the back with it. The ref immediatly calls for the bell
RICARDO: Are you kidding me?! That was a cowards way out!
JOHNSON: I think it was brilliant, if you ask me
Your winner by DQ- Stonecold Steve Austin. Shane Savage retains the IC title
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ROF President Michael Cameron comes out and introduces The New ROF General Manager, Gorilla Barone, who is taking the place of Chris McKnight while he takes some time off to be with his wife and newborn child
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Triple Threat for the World title
Triple H(c) vs St. Anger vs Mighty Ahmed
The Mighty Ahmed is the first combatant introduced. A large and loud contingent of FOW fans make it clear who they are rooting for.
RICARDO: Listen to that response, Kenny. There's more FOW fans here than I thought
JOHNSON: Could you imagine if Mighty Ahmed managed to win the world title here tonight? That would be a huge blow to the ROF
RICARDO: It's a definate possibility Kenny. This Ahmed is a monster!
St. Anger is the second man out. The sold out MSG crowd lets the gigantic challenger know what they think of him
RICARDO: Listen to those boos. St. Anger is not a popular man. But what do you expect? Any man who would put his hands on a woman is not going to make very many friends
JOHNSON: Yeah. St. Anger is the chief of the "Slapaho" tribe
RICARDO: What's wrong with you?
The crowd erupts as the reigning world heavyweight champion, Triple H's music begins to play. The Game appears under the titantron, preparing to make his trademark entrance. The champ makes his way down the ramp. But before he can get to the ring, St. Anger cuts him off. And the two of them begin slugging it out on the floor before the match even starts.
JOHNSON: Buckle your seatbelts folks! This is going to be a wild one!
The Mighty Ahmed climbs out of the ring and joins the melee. All three men are exchanging blows. Finally, St. Anger rakes Ahmed's eyes and throws him into the steel barricade. The big red monster grabs Triple H and throws him into the ring. The Game quickly recovers though. And begins stomping on St. Anger as he tries to climb back into the ring. Triple H attempts an irish whip, but St. Anger reverses it. The seven footer goes for a big boot but the champ is able to duck under it. Triple H rebounds off the ropes with a Thesz press. The crowd goes bananas as the Game pummels St. Anger with lefts and rights
Jump ahead to the 8:37 mark. Triple H has been busted open by a vicious flying forearm from Ahmed. Ahmed is in total control. He has St. Anger in the corner. And is working him over with hard shoulder blocks. The crowd itself is at odds. As part of the crowd is chanting FOW...FOW! And the rest is chanting ROF!...ROF!
RICARDO: I've never seen anything like this! We may end up with a riot on our hands Kenny!
JOHNSON: Could we get more security out here please?!
At the 12:28 mark. Triple H and Mighty Ahmed have decided to work together to take out the larger St. Anger. They both pound on Anger with powerful forearm blows. The champ and the FOW superstar whip Anger into the corner. But the massive St. Anger explodes out of the corner with a double clothesline. All three men are down as the ref starts to count. 1...2...3...4...5. St. Anger is the first to stir. He makes his way to his feet. He tries to pick up a bloody Triple H by the hair. But the champ delivers a low blow and then quickly nails St. Anger with the PEDIGREE! The Game goes for the cover, 1...2...But Ahmed breaks the count with a boot to Triple H's head
Move ahead to the 22:14 mark. After several near falls and brawling outside the ring. All three men are bloody messes. St. Anger has this match nearly wrapped up as he has Ahmed trapped in a triangle choke. The ref goes in to check Ahmed. He lifts Ahmed's hand and it drops...Once...Twice...Thr...No! Ahmed begins to stir. He's able to twist his body around and pick up Anger for a POWERBOMB!
RICARDO: Good lord! How strong is this guy?!
JOHNSON: He's a freak!!
At the 32:45 mark. All three men are completely exhausted. Ahmed has Triple H against the ropes. He goes for an irish whip, but the Game reverses it. Mighty Ahmed bounces off the ropes with a flying shoulder tackle. Triple H drops down to avoid contact and Ahmed goes flying into the ref. Ahmed goes to check on the ref. Triple H takes advantage and knees Ahmed in the back. Sending him out of the ring. As the Game turns back around he finds himself in the clutches of St. Anger. Anger sets the Game up for a chokeslam. But at that time, Triple H's wife, Steph makes her way to ringside
RICARDO: What's she doing? What's that in her hand?
JOHNSON: It looks like...It can't be. Is that a stun gun?!
St. Anger releases his vice grip on the Game's throat and turns his attention to Steph. He walks over and reaches through the ropes and grabs Steph by the hair. Steph reaches up with the stun gun and...ZZZAPPP!!! The giant drops like a stone. Triple H tells Steph to leave the ringside area before the ref wakes up.
RICARDO: Did we really just see that happen?
JOHNSON: I told you this was going to be a wild one!
As the ref starts to regain consciousness. Triple H struggles to drag the enormous St. Anger to the middle of the ring. He's having so much trouble that he has completely forgotten about the Mighty Ahmed. Who is standing right behind the Game
RICARDO: Game! You better turn around!
But it's too late. Triple H spins around just in time to get nailed with the SIDEWALK SLAM. Mighty Ahmed goes for the cover
JOHNSON: Oh NO! NO! NO!
1...2...3!!!
Here's your winner! And the NEW World Heavyweight Champion...The Mighty Ahmed!!
RICARDO: I can't believe it. The world title is going to FOW!
JOHNSON: This sucks!
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Backstage, The Mighty Ahmed and Jayson Ryder are in celebrating winning the world title when Triple H blindsides the both of them and smashes Ahmed wide open with the world title. The mighty ahmed and Jayson Ryder escape into the waiting limo as the scene ends.
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ROF world tagteam championship
Triple Threat match
Rock/Stardust (c)Vs. Aaron Steel/Ryan Bishop/ Pure Evil/Andrew Ryder
(Rock & Stardust retain titles due to lack of roleplaying from opponents.)
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Main Event Hell In a Cell
ROF World heavyweight championship
Alfonso Sharp(c) vs "The Professor of Excellence" Nick Victory
The imposing Hell in a Cell cage has been lowered into place. The crowd waits in anticipation for the combatants to be announced. Suddenly, "Hero" by the Foo Fighters blares throughout the entire arena. The sold out Madison Square Garden crowd explodes as the challenger appears under the titantron. Nick Victory stands on the stage with his arms stretched out to his sides. He turns around as the pyro goes off...BOOM!...BOOM!...BOOM! The Professor makes his way down the ramp. Once he gets to the cell, he grabs the cage and shakes it
JOHNSON: Look at him Vince. He looks pretty nervous
RICARDO: Nervous? He looks focused to me.
JOHNSON: No way. He knows his time in the business is up. And my boy Alfonso Sharp is going to put him away once and for all.
RICARDO: What are you, on the Dynasty's payroll or something?
"House of Pain" by Van Halen begins to play. The crowd boos loudly as the ROF world champ, Alfonso Sharp comes out. Holding the ROF world belt over his head. Sharp enters the cell and the ref closes the door behind him. Both men meet face to face in the center of the ring. They are both talking trash
RICARDO: I wonder what they're saying to each other?
JOHNSON: You can bet your ass they're not exchanging cookie recipes!
It doesn't take long for the action to start as both men begin exchanging blows. The larger, more powerful Victory begins to overwhelm Sharp. The crowd roars in delight as Victory meets Sharp off the ropes with a back elbow. Victory quickly follows it up with a leg drop and goes for a quick cover. But Sharp kicks out at one
JOHNSON: PLEASE! It's going to take more than that
At the 5:31 mark. Both men are outside the ring. Sharp goes to run Victory's head into the cage, but the Professor blocks it. He hits Sharp in the gut and the crowd pops as Victory runs Sharp headfirst into the unforgiving cage. Victory throws Sharp back into the ring. Sharp recovers and meets Victory with a series of boots. Sharp attempts an irish whip. But Victory reverses it. As Sharp bounces off the ropes, Victory attempts a leap frog. But as the Professor lands, he cries out in pain and drops like a ton of bricks, clutching his left knee. Sharp wastes no time to attack Victory's knee. He begins to stomp away on Victory's knee as the Professor writhes in pain
RICARDO: Sharp's like a shark who smells blood in the water. He's really targeting Victory's knee
JOHNSON: Oh yes! This one's going to be over quick!
Fast forward to the 10:17 mark. Sharp continues to work on Victory's knee. He has it drapped over the bottom rope as he jumps on it with all his weight. In obvious pain. The Professor tries to drag himself away from Sharp. Sharp easily catches up to Nick and grabs his leg. The champ signals that it's over and goes for the figure four. But Victory reaches up and catches Sharp in a small package. 1...2... Kickout
RICARDO: Whoa! That was close!
Infuriated by the near fall. Sharp jumps up and starts stomping viciously on Victory's knee. He picks the challenger up and throws him out of the ring. Sharp then looks out to the crowd and shouts,"Now you're all going to see why they call me the King of Pain!" Sharp follows Victory out to ringside and starts rubbing Victory's head into the steel cage. This tears Victory's head open and the blood starts to flow
RICARDO: This is terrible. They should stop the match
JOHNSON: You're absolutely right! Stop the match!
Now at the 15:23 mark. Sharp is totally dominating the match. Victory, covered in his own blood and one good leg can barely defend himself. The crowd groans as Sharp repeatedly whips Victory into the steel cage. Victory lays face first on the arena floor. Sharp grabs a handful of Victory's blood soaked hair to pick him up. When suddenly Victory pops up and starts firing hard right hands at Sharps head. The crowd goes ballistic as the Professor whips Sharp into the cage door breaking it open
RICARDO: Where is Victory finding the strength to do this? Nobody will ever question this man's heart ever again!
JOHNSON: This is insane! C'mon Sharp!
Both men are now outside the cell. Victory rams Sharp's head into the cage. Now the champ is busted open. Both men are bleeding badly. Victory grabs Sharp and suplexes him back first into the steel cage
RICARDO: Oh my god! This is brutal!
JOHNSON: This isn't a match. This is a WAR!
Jump ahead to the 20:16 mark. Both men are still on the floor outside of the cell. Victory sets Sharp up for a piledriver on the floor. But Sharp reverses it with a back body drop. Sharp walks over to the time keeper and pushes him off his chair. The champ takes the chair and drives it into Victory's injured knee. Victory drops in excruciating pain. Sharp launches the chair up in the air and it lands on top of the cell. Sharp himself begins to climb up the cell
RICARDO: Is he crazy?! What the hell is he trying to do?
JOHNSON: He's going to finish Victory for good
Once at the top of the cell. Sharp motions for Victory to come get some. Victory slowly gets to his feet. The capacity crowd holds thier breath as he starts to climb up the cage
RICARDO: What is Victory thinking? I'm not sure if he can even make his way up there on one leg
JOHNSON: He's got more guts than brains
Unbelievably, victory reaches the top of the cell. Unfortunatly, Sharp is waiting for him. Sharp greets the Professor with a boot to the head. He pulls Victory up and drags him to the center of the roof of the cell. Again, Sharp grinds Victory's face into the steel. The Professor's blood drips through all the way down to the ring. Sharp walks over and picks up the steel chair he had thrown up on the roof of the cell. The champ waits, ready to strike, as Victory slowly gets up. Sharp takes a violent swing at Victory. But to the crowds delight, Victory catches the chair. And after a boot to Sharp's midsection nails Sharp with a chair shot of his own.
The crowd is blowing the roof off of MSG as Victory throws the chair down and signals for his finisher,the DISMISSAL
RICARDO: Are you kidding me?! Victory's going to go for the DISMISSAL on top of the cell?!
JOHNSON: He's crazy. He'll kill Sharp
Bloody and dazed. Alfonso Sharp gets to his feet. Victory grabs Sharp's shoulder and spins him around into the DISMISSAL(diamond cutter) The force of the move sends both men THROUGH the top of the cell. They both violently crash to the ring with a sickening thud. The crowd responds in kind..."HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT!!"
RICARDO: OH MY GOD!! That was the most amazing thing I have ever seen!
JOHNSON: They're both dead. They have to be!
Victory and Sharp lay there for what seems like an eternity. Suddenly, Victory begins to stir. He slowly rolls over and drappes his arm over an unconscious Alfonso Sharp
RICARDO: Holy hell! This could be it!
The ref makes the count 1...2...3!!!
JOHNSON: Son of a BITCH!
RICARDO: That was the most incredible match I have ever seen in my LIFE!!
Your winner, and NEW Ring of Fire World Heavyweight Champion..."The Professor of Excellence" Nick Victory!!!
Discipline Breakdown goes off the air as a medical team rushes to the ring to attend to both Victory and Sharp