Batista Vs. Vandal (First blood match)

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

-This is for the ROF Sumbissions Championship
-The title will be renamed to The ROF Firstblood Title
-All Posts for this match to be posted here
-500 word minumum, deadline is saturday @ midnight

["The Animal" Batista]

ROF Magazine is conducting an interview with the current ROF Submission champion, The "Animal" Batista. The company wants to write an article on the Submission title, since it will be declared the ROF Bloodbath at Discipline Breakdown.

ROF Magazine: "Batista, without much of a notice, you and Vandal have learned that your match this time, will be under FIRST BLOOD rules, essentially ending the Submission title here in the ROF. What thoughts may you have on this?"

Batista: "First blood? I like it! I like it ALOT! Now I have a reason to bust Vandal's head wide open, not that I really needed one. But how fitting it will be to ring in the new ROF Bloodbath championship, with Vandal's Blood all over it. The only thing I might need after the match, is a can of disinfectant spray."

ROF Magazine: "Actually, the Bloodbath title was around long before the Submissions title, back when the ROF first initially opened over five years ago. So, no matter..."

*Batista cuts the interviewer off*

Batista: "What? Since I mentioned of beating Vandal and going on to claim the Bloodbath Title, all of sudden it's not that big of a deal? I suppose if it were Vandal sitting here, predicting to beat me at the PPV, we would be seeing confetti fallen from the ceiling and everybody would just be having a good ol' time now wouldn't they? That's why I am the Animal, because you people MAKE me the Animal. Ya see, Me and the other members of Dynasty are sick of it. We are sick of the lack of respect you people show us. And why is that? Because we hold all the major titles in the ROF? Screw you people, your lucky I dont put you through that wall right there."

ROF Magazine: "Oh....okay then. On to our next question then. on Monday Night Mayhem, it would appear that Vandal was pretty close to making you submit, when your good friend Shane Savage thought he would get involved and have you disqualified....therefore you retained the title. Since when did the "Animal" need someone else's assistance to win a match?"

*Batista sits there, his eyes getting red from the anger that is visibly growing. He clences a piece of paper sitting on the desk in front of him, maybe in order to restrain himself.*

Batista: "First of all, you foul mouth little punk, nobody helped Batista do anything. Vandal had me in an illegal submission maneuver, and the ref damn sure wasn't going to do anything about it, so.....Shane did what any good friend would do, he elliminated the situation!"

ROF Magazine: "Illegal move? He had you in the ankle lock submission hold, which is perfectly legal. And what situation did Shane Savage elliminate? He nearly got himself decapitated by the very chair he brought in that ring....in order to get you disqualified."

*Batista rises up off his feet, and the college intern that is conducting the interview suddenly realizes he may have pushed to many buttons with Batista. The "Animal" flips the desk over, trying to grab the intern.*

Batista: (Shouting in anger) "Come here you little punk! Men like me and Shane Savage and Alfonso Sharp go out there each and every night and put our careers on the line.....not to have some little bastard like you try to disrespect us. NOW COME HERE!!!!!"

*The College intern throws his papers up in the air and takes off running for his life, leaving the "Animal" Batista to destroy the set. He smashes the plasma TV on the wall and then kicks in the drywall as the scene comes to an end*

[Vandal]

**ROF magazine prepares to interview the other half of the Bloodbath title match at Discipline Breakdown. The "Wrecking Machine" Vandal enters the same room that they had interviewed Batista in earlier. He looks around at the busted plasma screen t.v. and the holes in the drywall, and shakes his head...

VANDAL: Nice place. I'm glad you guys cleaned up.

ROF MAG: Sorry about the mess. I managed to upset Batista earlier, and... you know how that goes.

VANDAL: (laughing) Batista may be a douchebag. But I do appreciate his ability to trash a room in a fit of rage. Maybe he should have gotten into some kind of demolition business. Because he damn sure can't wrestle a submission match.

ROF MAG: It did appear that you had Batista beat last monday... Before Shane Savage interfered with a steel chair, that is.

VANDAL: Yeah. Maybe I'm a little more fluent in submissions then I let on

ROF MAG: This sunday at Discipline Breakdown, submission holds will not be an issue. As your match with Batista has been changed to a first blood match. Changing the Submissions title to the Bloodbath title. How do you feel about that?

VANDAL: That just proves that I have Batista runnin' scared

ROF MAG: How do you mean?

VANDAL: It's obvious that he went cryin' to Cameron. After monday night. Batista realised he couldn't overpower me. He couldn't match my ferocity. And he damn sure couldn't out wrestle me. So he went to Mr. Cameron. All snot nosed and tearey eyed. And asked... No BEGGED him to change the stipulation of the match(mocking Batista) "Please Mr. Cameron. I can't match Vandal physically. He beat me up really bad last time. Is there anyway you can even the playing field for me? I don't want to lose my title to that awful man." Well I got news for Big Dave. Making this a first blood match did NOT make things easier for him.
I am a violent man. And I thrive on the pain I inflict on others. All making it a first blood match did, was get me even more amped for this match. I'm like a shark, and the scent of blood sends me into a frenzy!

ROF MAG: Whoa! Easy big guy. We can't afford anymore property damage

VANDAL: "Anymore"? (looking around) This isn't property damage. All Batista did was make a little mess... THIS is property damage

ROF MAG: Oh no

Vandal stands up and grabs a chair and swings it at the wall. Busting out a huge piece of wall. He then picks up the shattered remains of the plasma screen t.v. and hurls it through a window, spraying glass everywhere. After admiring his handy work for a moment, Vandal punches THROUGH a wall. He pauses for a moment with his arm completely through the wall...

VANDAL: What the hell?

Vandal yanks hard. Pulling a stunned Kenny Johnson through the dry wall. Covered in white dust, Johnson stands there with his pants unzipped...

VANDAL: What the hell are you doin' Kenny?

JOHNSON: I was...bathroom...huge arm... wall

A dazed and confused Kenny Johnson begins to relieve himself on the floor...

VANDAL: Damn! For God's sake Kenny! Have some self respect!

ROF MAG: You know what. That should just about do it. Thanks Vandal.

(end)