Rock/Stardust Vs. Evil/Ryder(FOW) Vs. Steel/Bishop

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

-This is for the ROF world Tagteam Championship
-Triple Threat rules apply (First team to score a pinfall, wins)
-500 word minumum by all participants, deadline is saturday @ midnight

[Full on Wrestling]

Andrew Ryder & Pure Evil vs. The Rock & Stardust vs. Aaron Steel & Ryan Bishop
Sunday July 27, 2008
Madison Square Garden, in Manhattan, NY

(By Andrew Ryder of FOW)

**As the scene begins, it is showing the fans pilling into the Madison Square Garden arena. As the arena becomes full, a video begins playing over the titontron that is showing a man walking around, in downtown New York, surveying the scenes. As the camera zooms in on the man, the man can then be seen as Andrew Ryder. Andrew Ryder is partnered up at the pay per view Discipline Breakdown with his tag team partner Pure Evil to take on two other teams in a triple threat tag team match, for the tag team titles. Andrew Ryder and Pure Evil are facing the team of The Rock and Stardust and also the team of Aaron Steel and Ryan Bishop. Even though the team of Andrew Ryder and Pure Evil is coming to ROF from the FOW federation, Andrew Ryder is ready to take on the other teams and become one half of the ROF’s new tag team champions.**

Andrew Ryder: This week I actually have a chance to make a name for myself here in ROF, just like I have in PWS, FOW, ACW, just about any federation I have been in, I have been a force to be reckoned with. Once I become one half of the new ROF tag team champions then I will truly have made a name for myself here in ROF. Pure Evil and I are truly one of the best tag teams that has ever been in the ROF, with these other loser teams like The First Family (Aaron Steel & Ryan Bishop) & another loser team being the tag team champions (The Rock & Stardust).

**The fans inside the arena begin to boo Andrew Ryder, and begins to chant for the team of The Rock and Stardust.**

Andrew Ryder: As far as my opponents this week we have, a man, who goes around acting like he is the best, and there is no one better… Rock. Rock you might think this will be an easy win for you, but man let me tell you something I am not going to be a roody poo candy ass that is going to be kicked around easily. All you do is come out and run your mouth about your opponents, but Rock keep talking, I always yawn when I am interested. Rock here is what you have, diarrhea of the mouth, and constipation of the ideas. People clap when they see you, their hands over their eyes or ears. But in all seriousness, You should have been out there training instead of picking up on women, last week otherwise you might have won the match. You and Stardust is better than the First Family, even though that isn’t saying very much.

**The fans inside the arena begin to boo even louder against Andrew Ryder. For his comments on their hero The Rock.**

Andrew Ryder: Now we come to The Rock’s partner Stardust… You know Stardust you should belong in a circus. I’ve seen people like you around, but I had to pay admission. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental. At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people; you are obnoxious in a different and worse way. Last week you were supposed to be at the store shopping for stuff on your partner’s list and you brought out stuff, that tells just how you are, everyone knows how you really are in the first place, now it has been proved. You are walking around with your “partner”, and you go and put chapstick, a cucumber, and anal lube in the buggy. The Rock was right after he saw that stuff to call you a sick freak that is just what you are a sick gay freak. Hopefully once we step into the ring you don’t decide to go into your gay advance, and try to come on to me. If you even try to come on to me, you will be getting your ass kicked so fast you won’t know what hit you, even though you might like that.

**Andrew Ryder begins to laugh, some of the fans in the arena actually laughs at what Andrew Ryder said but most of the fans, again boo him, and starts up a chant for Stardust.**

Andrew Ryder: Now we are on to Aaron Steel, and his partner Ryan Bishop. You guys really shouldn’t be in this match, what did you do to deserve this match. All you did was go to a no contest with the tag team champions last week. What makes you think that you guys are ready to compete for those tag titles? You might be legends in this business, but you are not as good as any of these other tag teams. Especially my tag partner Pure Evil and I. You guys are so old that you might not be able to compete now against the likes of Pure Evil and I. You should stay legends instead of coming back for an all out ass whooping. What have you ever done in this business except be born into the business. I had never heard of you until you two were awarded the shot in this match. Maybe if you weren’t so worried about your book signing and all that, you might have been able to come into the match last week and actually win. But you were more worried about the book that you didn’t train like you should and ended up going to a no contest. When I hadn’t heard of you until you were put into this match I looked you up on wikipedia… and found out a hell of a lot about you, that is where I found out that you were born into this business. I knew of your father, and your brothers, but had never heard of you until now, Aaron. As far as your partner Ryan Bishop, you two are not usually a tag team but were put together by Michael Cameron, so what makes you think that you two are going to be able to defeat a team that knows a hell of a lot about each other? And one that has been teaming up for awhile now?

**Andrew Ryder walks up a little ways and sees a poster that has the participants for this tag team match on it. Andrew Ryder begins to laugh looking at the poster, at his partner. **

Andrew Ryder: Pure Evil, what is there I can say about you partner. We know each other like we know ourselves. We know each other’s moves, as if they were our own moves. You see, Evil and I may not be a traditional tag team, but we are two of the greatest superstars in FOW, and put together, we will be epic. We have both had incredible singles careers, and now we focus on tag team. In fact, Pure Evil had one of the most amazing matches against Zodiac, where Pure Evil came out as the winner of the match. They had one of the greatest matches in history; it will go down as a hall of fame type match. And I had a match of equal proportion, when I took on 3 guys in the ring at one time, and came out the winner of the match. With those accomplishments separately how do you all think we will do separately?

**Andrew Ryder continues to walk around in downtown New York, until he gets to the gym. He then goes inside of the gym, and gets logged into the computer, so everyone knows that he is there and how long he will be working out. After signing in he continues walking down to the work out room. When he gets into the work out room he begins to stretch and everything against the wall preparing to lift weights, do curl up, and do some push ups.**

[Stardust]

*The scene opens up and shows The Rock and Stardust walking through the hallways of the ROF arena. Rock is walking a little bit faster and Stardust trying to keep up with Rock*

Stardust: Rock...slow down...what's the rush...where are we going in such a hurry? You're going so fast, I would think your crotch is on fire or something.

*The Rock stops suddenly and Stardust almost runs into the back of him but stops in time*

The Rock: First off, get The Rock's crotch out of your mind this instant. Got that?

Stardust: Yes, your crotch is no longer even a thought.

The Rock: Secondly, we are heading to the gym.

*Rock starts walking again and Stardust following*

Stardust: But Rock, you know how much I hate working out.

The Rock: Yeah I can tell and so can't everyone else that sees you fatass. I'm surprised you gut isin't busting out of that skin tight jumpsuit or whatever the hell that thing is you're wearing.

Stardust: But Rock...

*They stop right outside the entrance of the gym area and Rock looks back at Stardust*

The Rock: "But Rock, but Rock" oh shut up! Now listen, you're going to get you jiggly, lardass in there and you're going to work out with The Rock and get prepared for this match. We're not facing just one team you know. There's 2 teams this time so we NEED to be prepared.

*Rock opens the door and shoves Stardust in first*

The Rock: Now get your candy ass in there.

*Rock then walks in and they start to walk around*

The Rock: Alright...first we're going to start out doing some conditioning. With more then one team in this match, you need to be able to go longer then a normal match. So jump on that treadmill and get your ass going.

*Stardust sighs*

Stardust(in a dissapointed and whiney voice): Fineee.

The Rock: Don't give me that little bitchy attitude. You sound like a damn little 12 year old girl on her period.

*Stardust gets on one treadmill and as The Rock goes to get on one, ROF announcer, Vince Riccardo comes in*

Vince Riccardo: Hey Rock, can I get a word with you?

*The Rock looks at Stardust*

The Rock: You keep going. The Rock's in perfect shape anyways, you're the one that needs the work.

*Rock focuses his attentions on Riccardo*

The Rock: Yeah, sure.

*Vince Riccardo walks over with a cameraman behind him*

Vince Riccardo: Rock, this week at the PPV you face not one but two teams. One team consists of the two men that you went to a double countout with last week, Aaron Steel and Ryan Bishop. First off, what are your thoughts on these two men?

The Rock: The Rock says this about these two unknown jabronis, they are lucky that The Rock didn't finish off their asses last week. What, are they special because they are in the Incest Family or whatever the hell that group of goons are called? They didn't beat The Rock and Stardust last week so why in the hell are they in this match anyways.

Vince Riccardo: Well to be fair, they didn't lose either.

The Rock: Hey! The Rock did not ask for your opinion so zip it! It dosen't matter to The Rock. So what, they didn't lose, they didn't take their medication, they didn't pay their car insurance, they didn't realize they were gay until that one day a few weeks back in the shower, none of that maters! The only thing that matters is that they didn't beat us. And they are not worthy enough to step back in that very ring at a shot at our Tag Team Titles. And just like last week, they won't beat us this time either.

*The Rock looks back to check on Stardust and sees that Stardust is just standing on the treadmill eating a twinkie*

The Rock: What in the blue hell are you doing?!

Stardust: I..

*The Rock slaps the twinkie out of his hands and it goes flying across the gym room*

Stardust: Hey what did you do that for?

The Rock: Are you kidding me? Why in the hell do you think I did it. You're suppose to be working on getting rid of that gut, not adding to it.

Stardust: I didn't have any breakfast, I'm hungry. It was just a snack to hold me over until lunch.

The Rock: You will NEVER eat again if The Rock catches you doing another little stunt like that. Come on, enough of the treadmill.

*Rock pulls Stardust off the treadmill and drags him over to the military press machine. Vince Riccardo follows them. Rock sits Stardust down and puts some weight on it*

The Rock: Get to work!

*Stardust starts to do some reps and The Rock turns around to Vince Riccardo*

Vince Riccardo: Onto your other two opponents this week, two men from the Full On Wrestling promotion, Pure Evil and Andrew Ryder. Can I get your thoughts on these two guys?

The Rock: Well Vince, to be honest, I don't even know why these two horse's asses are in this match. Do they not know that this is RING OF FIRE, not FULL ON WRESTLING. There is a difference. One kicks ass and the other sucks ass. Why don't they go back to where they belong and wrestler for their own damn titles. These are the ROF Tag Team Titles. But you know what, they are already in the match so there's nothing that The Rock can do. But just because they are from another company, they won't get any special treatment. The Rock is going to kick their candy asses just like everybody else. Andrew Ryder wants to run his mouth saying he wont be just another man thats ass gets beat by The Great One? Well news flash for you, uh, yeah you are. Nothing makes you different. You are just like the last man that got his ass kicked by The Rock and you'll be like the next person that does. And you'll be like the one that gets his ass kicked by me 5 months from now. And the same goes for that weirdo Pure Evil. He trys these little intimidation tactics against his opponents. Well guess what, those wont work on The Rock. The Rock is intimidated by no one! And especially not some gorilla with make up on such as yourself. The ROF Tag Team Titles belong to The Rock and Stardust and that's how it's going to stay.

*Rock looks back at Stardust to see how he is doing and sees that Stardust is sleeping. Rock goes over and slaps Stardust in the head and wakes him up*

Stardust: Ow! What was that for?

The Rock: What was that for? You're suppose to be working out and your ass is there sleeping!

Stardust: I didn't sleep much last night. I ate some bad guocamolli and spent most of the night sitting on the toilet. It felt like I hate Niagra Falls coming out my hindend.

The Rock: Enough! The Rock doesn't want to hear about it. That is no excuse. Now listen here you tub of lard, you get to work...

*Before Rock can berate Stardust anymore, Vince Riccardo stesp in*

Vince Riccardo: Um, hey, I want to get Stardust's thoughts on the match now since I've got yours.

*Rock looks over at Stardust, over to Riccardo and back to Stardust*

The Rock: Go do the damn interview but once you're finished, you're getting back to work, you go that?

Stardust: Yes.

*Stardust gets up and The Rock goes over and starts to work out on the military press machine*

Vince Riccardo: Alright, I got Rock's thoughts on this match, now I want to get yours. Like I did with Rock, first off I'll start with Aaron Steel and Ryan Bishop. Your thoughts on these two men?

Stardust: Well Vinny, I'm going to be honest here. I really don't know who those two guys are.

The Rock(from the machine): It's the guys we faced last week dumbass!

Stardust: OH! Those guys. Well Vince, I think that should give you an indication of how much these guys are a threat. I don't even know their name. They took us to a double DQ last week but the fact of the matter is, they didn't get the job done. So what really makes them think they can this time? There's no way they will get the best of The People's Champ and The Prince Of Perversion.

Vince Riccardo: And what about the other team, Andrew Ryder and Pure Evil?

Stardust: Ah yes, Evil and Ryder. I can't take nothing from them because they are both good competitors. I mean, how can someone not be good with the word...mmm...Ryde in it.

*The Rock takes off one of his shoes and chucks it at Stardust, hitting him in the back with it*

Stardust: Ow!

The Rock: Stop being a sick freak and do the damn interview!

Stardust: Like I was saying..these two guys are good..but they're not as good as me and The Rock are. We have overcome every challenge that has been put in front of us to date and this will not be any different. The Rock and Stardust will reign supreme once again!

*Stardust raises his finger to the sky and is once again hit with another The Rock's shoes in the back*

Stardust: Damnit, now what was that for?

The Rock: Stop acting like a jackass and put your hand down. just get on with the interview. The sooner you get finished, the sooner you can get back to getting your ass in shape.

*Stardust mumbles under his breath*

Stardust: Point is...The Rock and Stardust will win and remain the Tag Team Champions.

Vince Riccardo: Thanks for the time.

*Vince Riccardo leaves. Rock gets up and goes over to where Stardust is*

The Rock: Ok, break over, we're doing some bench presse now.

*They go over to the bench press and Stardust lays down and starts doing some reps. He does 10 reps and then sets the bar up*

The Rock: Oh no, you're not done, do 20 more.

Stardust: But I'm tired..

The Rock: I don't care, lift that bar back up and start some doing some more.

Stardust(under his breath): Douchebag.

The Rock: What was that?

Stardust: I said "doing more."

The Rock: That's what I Thought.

*Stardust starts doing some more reps and the scene fades to black*

[The Rock]

(OOC: Me and Stardust put our two posts together in the above post, thanks)