Triple H Vs. The Mighty Ahmed Vs. St. Anger

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

-This is for the WORLD Championship
-Triple Threat rules apply (First to score a pinfall, wins)
-500 word mimum, Deadline is Saturday @ Midnight

[Triple H]

The scene opens with the world heavyweight champion walking out of a fitness center, putting in some extra hours before the big ppv event, Discipline Breakdown. Triple H is approached by ROF's Vince Ricardo, who wants to get a few words with the champ heading into this sunday's huge event.

Vince Ricardo: "Hunter, I must say that you look like your in the best shape of your life."

Triple H: "Thanks Vince, what can I do for ya?"

Vince Ricardo: "I was wandering if you heard what Alfonso Sharp had to say about him being the Real world champion, and that anyone can take a world title and put their name on it....such as yours."

Triple H: "(with a laugh)..Vin man, everybody knows how much Alfonso Sharp likes to run his mouth. He enjoys it so much that he takes himself and the other two stooges (Batista and Shane Savage) on late night talk shows such as David Letterman. Its pretty obvious that he feels threatened, or he wouldnt be running his mouth. And to be quiet honest, I hope Nick Victory shuts his mouth for him, at Discipline Breakdow."

Vince Ricardo: "on to your match, how you feeling going into what could be the biggest match of your career?"

Triple H: "Its not a question of how I am feeling, it's a question of how St. Anger is feeling....with his head cracked open, thanks to my trusty Sledgehammer. It's also a question of how that big ape, Mighty Shamed is feeling. Ya see, 'Cause Triple H is feeling mighty fine. And, when the game is feeling this damn good, I like to get generous and hand out ass beatings like they were door prizes. What St. Anger did to me and my wife, Stephanie, will never be forgotten. On Mayhem, I let that be known when I sent the man that everyone thought to be of immortality, St. Anger, crying like the bitch he is....all the way to the hospital."

Triple H reaches into his gym bag and pulls out a bottle of water. He waves at some ROF fans walking by and then gives his attention back to Vince Ricardo.

Vince Ricardo: "The pressure has got to be on your shoulders going into this. The pressure to seal the deal with St. Anger, the pressure to not let a man from another company take the title. Let's face it, this past monday night.....the fow got the best of the ROF."

Triple H: "That would have never happened if I was Nick Victory's tagteam partner. Alfonso Sharp turned his back on the entire ROF when he looked away while Nick Victory was being pinned, thanks to Sharp's own insecurities."

Vince Ricardo: "Hunter, how does it feel knowing that you don't even have to be pinned in order to lose the title this sunday, during your triple threat title defense?"

Triple H: "I'm not going to stop until I am the one pinning somebody, or one of those two jackoff's are pinning me. And the only way one of them are going to be able to pin me, is if their is no air left in the lungs that I breath with. Now, I have to go Vince. I've got autograph sessions and PPV promotions to attend, maybe we can hook up later."

Vince Ricardo: "Thanks champ."

Scene comes to an end with Triple H getting into his car and pulling away.

[Full on Wrestling]

[glow=red,2,300]*** POSTED BY THE FOW'S THE MIGHTY AHMED ***[/glow]

~~ We start out with a shot of a bar. The sign say's " Gang Star Paradise. " We then cut inside to see a shot of a bunch of people playing pool and drinking. We then see a female, African American waitress walks by and a rather large white man grabs her by the arm. ~~

Man: Hey honey, how much for some special services?

Waitress: Please... you wish.

~~ She goes to walk away, but he tightens his grip and pulls her back by her arm and hair. ~~

Man: HEY little lady, I don't think you quite understood what i just said. Now, I will ask ya again... how much for special services?

Waitress: Hey... let me go!

The Mighty Ahmed: Alright, that's enough fool.

~~ The Mighty Ahmed steps up wielding a pool stick. ~~

Man: You gonna make me?... N*gg*r?

~~ The Mighty Ahmed gives him an offal scowl. ~~

Man: What? Does the N word offend you?... N*gg*r.

~~ Ahmed smashes the stick over the skull of the man, sending him to the ground lifeless. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: Nah... cracka.

~~ The Mighty Ahmed sits down, and hands the bartender some money. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: That should cover the damage.

~~ Suddenly we see FOW's Lenny Jennings making his way through the crowd and the wreck up to Ahmed. ~~

Lenny Jennings: Umm... Ahmed? You asked me to meet you here?

~~ Suddenly the waitress walks up to Ahmed. ~~

Waitress: Thanks sir. You know how the creeps can get around here.

The Mighty Ahmed: Yeah... actually I was just a little restless, so I figured I'd take it out on someone.

~~ The waitress smiles and walks away. ~~

Lenny Jennings: I think she likes you.

The Mighty Ahmed: Is your job to think? Cause if so, call me someone to do an interview.

Lenny Jennings: Sorry... anyway you asked to see me here?

The Mighty Ahmed: Yeah... I figured I'd clear the air about this title match I have in ROF, and since I don't trust any of them, I got you here.

Lenny Jennings: Alright, seems reasonable. Let's get started with the basics. Last week you defeated Nick Victory and Alphonso Sharp with the help of Andrew Ryder.

The Mighty Ahmed: Yeah... like I said when push comes to shove, the FOW can come together. Like I said last week Andrew and I do not get along. Not one bit in fact. But he knew that his hatred for me, was not enough to jeopardizes a lose in this war of brand supremacy. Unlike the ROF "superstars" Nick Victory and Alphonso Sharp who's ego's completely shattered their chances of a ROF victory over the FOW.

Lenny Jennings: Well your original partner last week is the man who tied with you in the battle royal, and will be one of your opponents this Sunday. Of course I am speaking of St. Anger. Any thoughts on him first?

The Mighty Ahmed: Ha ha ha... St. Anger huh? You see St. Anger is a confusing man. Not because he is "scary: and "mysterious" but he is just strange. I honestly don't know how to describe it. He likes to try and intimidate his opponents with tough talk, and a imposing physic, but in reality he is nothing but another wrestler, who is just larger then most men. Hell, if I wanted to I could put a mask on and walk around here with threatening words, but I don't need it. All I need to do is come on this mic and speak the truth. You want to know the truth St. Anger? This Sunday you get reviled for what you are... a fraud. Most people fear you, but I'm not most people. St. Anger, I will have the guts to look the devil in the eye, and reveal that you are nothing more then a coward who uses scare tactics to get inside his opponents minds. But I am going into this match with an open mind set, and willing and able to take the man known as St. Anger right back to hell where he apparently came from.

Lenny Jennings: St. Anger is not like most people. He is intimidating and all, but he is also a hell of a in ring competitor.

The Mighty Ahmed: Well for his sake lets hope so, because that is all he is going to have when our match comes. Like I was saying, I will not be frightened by St. Anger, nor will I succumb to his mind games. Therefore i have taken atleast 50% of St. Angers in ring ability away. So I will guarantee you one thing, a 50% St. Anger will never defeat a 100% angry monster that goes by the name of The Mighty Ahmed. They don't call me The Mighty Ahmed because it is cute and sounds good, they call me it because I am one of the toughest SOB's in the wrestling world. I don't care who you re, St. Anger, or HHH even, you DO NOT want to rely on a strength game when up against me, because no one out powers The Mighty Ahmed. No one.

Lenny Jennings: Well speaking of HHH, what are your thoughts on him?

The Mighty Ahmed: HHH is not a lot different from my normal opponents. He is a loud mouth tough guy who, yeah, is pretty good in the ring, but allows his ego to take over in place of courage or brains. Even last week another show of high ego and unloyalty shined through the ROF when HHH attacked his own brand man St. Anger, who coulda possibly helped ROF win that match last week against FOW. Because even though St. Anger and I were partners, we all know St. Anger would not have had my back. But since HHH took him out of commission, I got a partner who would have my back, and we defeated the ROF, just like the FOW will continue to do.

Lenny Jennings: Well HHH is not any other superstar that you claim him to be. He is the world champ for a reason...

The Mighty Ahmed: He is the world champ because there is nobody good enough to step up to him! I am that man. HHH your reign as a lucky champion is over, because now that a man far superior to you is gettin a shot, I will not waste. it. HHH, this week I win the ROF title for myself, and for all the FOW people who are counting on me to do so. I will not let them down. This has nothing to do with Jayson Ryder anymore. IN the beginning, I was doing this because he told me to, but now, I am doing this because I am the only man with the skills, ability, and balls to step up and be the star of the FOW, and their savior. ROF has messed with an angry SOB who has been pushed to far, and when I claim my spot atop the ROF, I will not relinquish my seat. FOW...for... LIFE!

~~ The Mighty Ahmed finishes off his drink and exits the bar as the scene ends. ~~

[St. Anger]

*St. Anger is standing in his locker room, getting ready for the opportunity to take home the world championship title. He's watching Triple H's and Mighty Ahmed's interviews, with Vince Ricardo standing nearby, waiting to get an interview with the final contestant of this match*

Vince Ricardo: "Mr. Anger, as you can see...Triple H and The Mighty Ahmed have conducted their interviews, and I was hoping I could get some last minute thoughts before your match?"

*St. Anger stands their quietly, until the last word by the Mighty Ahmed is said. Then he reaches over and tears the TV off the wall and smashes it to the ground. He starts heading for Vince Ricardo, but Vince takes off running, wisely. St. Anger walks through the halls, ripping pictures off the wall and tossing trash cans as far as they can go, before slamming into a wall somewhere. He leaves a trail of destruction in his path, until he comes across Triple H's dressing room door. St. Anger kicks the door in and does a quick search of the dressing room, but does not find Triple H. While he's still in there, an unsuspecting Stephanie comes walking in. She is horrified by seeing the big red monster. He slowly walks torwards her, and just as he's about to make it to her, in walks Kenny Johnson, as Stephanie takes off running.*

Kenny Johnson: "Well, I thought I was coming to get a word with Triple H, but I guess I could get a word with you St. Anger. Tonight, you will be climbing into the ring with the world champion, Triple H and The Mighty Ahmed, from the FOW. This match has the makings to make the winner a legend in his own time, your thoughts?"

St. Anger: "First of all, I got to take my mask off to the Mighty Ahmed, he's managed to invent a shade darker than black! He thinks this is all fun and games, because where he comes from.....everything IS fun and games. I know, because I walked up into the FOW headquarters.....ON MY OWN.....and not a single one of them pussy's done a damn thing about, including that gorilla looking punk!! Well let me tell you Ahmed, this is the ROF and this is where the big boys play......and your looking at the biggest....and baddest.....in the industry. Less than a week ago, I had a sledgehammer split my skull wide open, and look at me now.......moments away from winning the world championship. But, it's not just about winning with you Ahmed, once I crush your skulls with my bare hands, I will send you back to the FOW in a body bag.....YOU GOT THAT!!!!"

Kenny Johnson: "Obviously there's a score to settle between you, and the current world champion, Triple H. Two weeks ago, you slammed his whole body through the front windshield of a limosine.....and you didn't stop there, you then put his wife through the back windshield of the same limosine and she spent the entire week in intensive care. The following week, Triple H......like you said, split your skull wide open. What is going to put this bitter war to an end St. Anger?"

St. Anger: "KENNY!!!!!! This is a war that will only be ended when Triple H is laying in a coffin somewhere, ready to be buried straight to hell. So I put his bitch wife through a windshield, who cares? The little bitch gets in my way again, I will do it AGAIN.....only this time, she will be going to a morgue instead of a hospital.

Kenny Johnson: "With all do respect St. Anger, how much of a man do you think you are by mutilating a woman such as Stephanie? What are you trying to......"

*St. Anger grows furious, he knocks a line of lockers over, causing them to fall like dominos. He snatches Kenny Johnson up by the throat, and has him dangling in the air. But before any real damage can be done, Triple H enters the locker room and an all out war insues. The two tear the entire locker room up, trying to kill each other.*

Kenny Johnson: (Coughing)"There you have it folks, if you haven't ordered Discipline breakdown on PPV, do it now. Find out how this war MIGHT just come to an end." (Coughing some more)

Scene goes to a Discipline Breakdown Promo

[Full on Wrestling]

*** FROM THE FOW'S THE MIGHTY AHMED ***

~~ The scene opens with a shot of The Mighty Ahmed walking through the hall way of the ROF backstage. He looks over and see's a locker room that says on the door. "VIP: Reserved for The Mighty Ahmed." Ahmed gets a huge smile spread across his face. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: Now this is more like it!

~~ He opens the door and is meet with a falling broom stick. The room is cluttered with mops and cleaning supplies. Ahmed slams the door shut, and the "VIP" sign falls, to reveal a new sign under it that reads " Janitors Closet ". ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: Da hell is wrong with these ROF freaks.

~~ He continues down the hall to the FOW locker room. He walks in and it is completely trashed. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: What the hell happened here?

~~ Suddenly from the shadows Stardust appears. ~~

Stardust: Well Mr. Ahmed... I'm not sure but I believe it was that St. Anger man. That is why I got you that locker room down the hall.

The Mighty Ahmed(under his breath): You again!

~~ Ahmed grows angry, but then stops. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: It's cool man... I guess it's the thought that counts. Hey... is your locker room near by? I... gotta use a phone.

Stardust: Well use my cell phone.

~~ He passes Ahmed the cell phone from his pocket. Ahmed clenches his hand and we hear a crushing sound. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: It's broken.

Stardust: Umm... ok. My locker room is right over here.

~~ They walk over to the locker room. Ahmed enters, then turns around. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: Hey... isn't that The Rock?

~~ Stardust turns around, and Ahmed slams the door and locks it. We can hear Stardust from outside. ~~

Stardust: Umm... Ahmed? The door got locked when you shut it. Ahmed... AHMED!

~~ Ahmed laughs and sits down. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: Ima have a locker room, even if it's this freaks.

~~ The knocking stops for a moment. Then it starts up again. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: I'm not letting you in Stardust!

Kenny Johnson: No... It's me. Kenny Johnson.

The Mighty Ahmed: Who the hell is that?

Kenny Johnson: Ah... one of the announcers!

~~ Ahmed stands up and heads to the door. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed(to himself): Well sorry.

~~ He lets in Johnson, then shuts the door behind him and locks it. ~~

Kenny Johnson: Ah yeah, I heard you were in here and I was wondering if I could get a final thought from you about this whole St. Anger and HHH match?

The Mighty Ahmed: Why would I have anything else to say? I said about everything in the bar.

Kenny Johnson: Well... i suppose. But I thought maybe you would reply to his recent actions. Didn't you see them?

The Mighty Ahmed: No, I was to busy doing important things... of course I saw them Kenny. And it simply proved my point. St. Anger went off again, for one reason and one purpose. He is struggling. He knows that he does not and will not scare me. So now, he is panicking. He is scared himself! Because he knows he has never and will probably never again get into the ring with a son of a bitch like me.

Kenny Johnson: Well I found out first hand that St. Anger is furious.

The Mighty Ahmed: Really? Why... because he went around trashing inanimate objects... and threatening people who have no way of fighting back? *Ahmed claps his hands* Congratulations to St. Anger for finding something that wont fight back. That's not anger, that's just pathetic. A last pathetic attempt to make himself look better. Well guess what St. Anger... you have yet to impress me. Oh... and I want to actually congratulate HHH for stepping up to St. Anger like that. Apparently he has listened to and agrre's with what I have been saying. But HHH, you will have to bring all those guts, and all that courage to the ring with you this Sunday. Because when you get into the ring with me... it will be truly like nothing you have ever seen before. It will be like no man you have ever faced before. It will be... The Mighty Ahmed.

Kenny Johnson: Thank you for your time.

~~ Kenny opens the door and walks out, then Stardust charges in. ~~

Stardust: You are a very tricky fella huh.

The Mighty Ahmed: Ah... alright I'm outa here. I'll find a different dressing room.

Stardust: Oh no... you don't need to leave. Why don;t you stay here and ... mmm... hang out.

~~ Ahmed looks at Stardust for a moment... looking ready to strike, but turns around and exits the locker room as the scene ends. ~~