Drop By This Monday Night After Mayhem

[Icon-Outlaw]

Everyone Drop By This Monday Night After Mayhem and Join Myself, Along With the Beautiful Trish Strattus. We'll be having musical Guests, Seether stopping by.

We'll also be having Special Drink Prices for The ladies! We'd love to hear from the Winners, And Losers From Mayhem

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

And Make Sure You All Drop by AFTER Mayhem, Not BEFORE....I dont need you all showing up half-ripped.

[Chris McKnight]

*After a chaotic show, GM Chris McKnight decides to head down to The Dew Drop Inn to unwind and relax. He is the first one there and walks up to the front of the bar*

Chris McKnight: Hey Outlaw.

Icon Outlaw: Hey there Chris, whoa, no offense pal but you look like shit.

Chris McKnight: I feel like it. To start with, I'm forced to stay at the show with my wife in labor and the only flight out was earlier today so I'm going to have to wait until tomorrow to fly out, hopefully it won't be too late. And then after that, one of our superstars get arrested. And then to top that all off, there's a huge fight in the ring to end the show with everyone kicking the living hell out of each other. I swear, I'm going to die of cancer from all this stress.

Icon Outlaw: Damn man, hey how about a nice cold one, this one is on the house. You need it.

Chris McKnight: Thanks. I'll have a Vodka on the rocks.

*Outlaw makes the drink and hands it to him. Chris takes a sip and sets it down*

Chris McKnight: So Seether is performing here tonight huh?

Icon Outlaw: Yes sir. They'll be here to perform in a few hours.

Chris McKnight: Cool. I need a place to relax, listen to some good music and have some good drinks to take my mind off of everything.

Icon Outlaw: Well you came to the right the place.

*Chris nods at Icon and then he takes his drink and goes over and sits at a table*

[Stardust]

*The door to The Dew Drop Inn opens up and GM Chris McKnight looks up to see Stardust walk in*

Chris McKnight(in a low voice): Dear Jesus, if you love me at all, please don't let Stardust stop over here.

Stardust: Hey! It's GM Chris McKnight!

*Stardust walks toward Chris*

Chris McKnight(to himself again): God...why do you hate me?

*Stardust takes a seat next to Chris at the table*

Chris McKnight: Hey there Stardust, how's it going.

Stardust: Well I'm a little sore but me and The Rock retained the titles again so I can't really complain.

Chris McKnight: Good, good.

Stardust: Oh hey, I've got something for you.

Chris McKnight: Really?

Stardust: Yeah! It's in my pants...

*Stardust stands up*

Chris McKnight: Wait...no..

*Stardust starts reaching down the front of his pants*

Chris McKnight: Ahhh noo!!

Stardust: No, It's ok, I want you to have this, I just gotta pull it out.

Chris McKnight: No, that's ok!

Stardust: It's almost out!

Chris McKnight: Oh sweet Jesus no!

Stardust: There!

*McKnight closes his eyes and turns his head. After a few seconds of silence, he slowly turns his head and opens his eyes and sees Stardust standing there with one of the foam cucumbers. McKnight lets out a sigh*

Chris McKnight(with relief in his voice): It's only a foam cucumber.

Stardust: Yeah of course, what else would I be pulling out of my pants?

Chris McKnight:...nothing. Anyways, thanks for the gift...I guess.

Stardust: Anytime man.

*Stardust hands him the foam cucumber*

Stardust: Well, I'll be back, I'm going to go see if they have any red wine.

Chris McKnight: I thought you don't drink?

Stardust: Oh I don't but wine doesn't get to me like other alcoholic drinks do.

Chris McKnight: Oh...ok.

*Stardust walks off to the bar and McKnight sits there with a sorta confused look on his face. He looks down at the foam cucumber and then drops it suddenly, remembering that had been down the front of Stardust's pants. McKnight shakes his head and finishes off his drink and signals toward Trish to get him another one*

[GoldenSting]

"The camera looks around the parking lot waiting for all the superstars to come, the camera spots the stinger mobile with the song "the lion sleeps
2night" blasting, golden sting gets out with a bag in his hand, golden sting opens the door slowly and enters very slowly. golden sting sees chris
mcknight waving towards him and ingores him, golden sting spots stardust and walks towards him

Stardust(looks up and looks back down towards his drink):"hello golden sting"

golden sting(places in the bag on the floor):"oh hey whats up my good sir"

Stardust:"Drinking....you.......uhh whats in the bag"

golden sting:"you'll see"

golden sting looks around the empty place and sees chris mcknight waving towards him again

stardust:"Cmon man whats in the bag"

Golden sting:"why is that guy waving at me"

Stardust:"oh thats the GM"

Golden sting:"he kinda scares me"

Stardust(looks at the bag):"whats in the damn bag"

Golden sting picks up the bag and places it on the table and opens it up, he sees stardust eyes widen

Golden sting:"i have something for you and its one size fits all"

stardust:"open the damn bag now"

Golden sting reachs in and sees mcknight covering his eyes, golden sting pulls out a rubber cuccumber

Stardust(looks oddly at the cuccumber)"oh gee thanks"

golden sting:"no problem...like i said its one size fits all"

chris mcknight looks at his foam cuccumber then looks at stardusts rubber cuccumber, then the drumer of seether comes out and sees the cuccumbers and
runs backstage

Golden sting:"stop lookin at me like that"

Chirs mcknight turns his head and sees another rubber cuccumber place on the table"

[St. Anger]

The doors of the Dew drop inn swing open hard and everyone in the bar looks over to see St. Anger, with most of his head wrapped up after having his head split open at Mayhem. Some of the wrestlers back up, as the big red monster makes his way up the bar, still sporting the hospital bracelet around his wrist.

Give me A Screw driver on the rocks! NOW!

St. Anger puts the drink up to his mouth, but cant take a drink because of his mask and medical wrapping, he tosses the drink into a wall and gets more frustrated as the scene comes to an end

[GoldenSting]

The scene opens up with the camera outside, it spots golden sting racing down the street and a cop on his tail. golden sting races into the parking lot of
the dew inn, almost hittin the camera man

Golden sting:"my bad dude"

Cop(reaching down his pocket):"Freeze right there"

Golden sting looks at him oddly

Golden sting:"whatcha gonna do ? stick me?"

the cop leaves in shame, golden sting opens the door and walks towards stardust sitting at the table lookin towards the celing, mcknight starts wavin
towards golden sting

Golden sting:"go eat your rubber cuccumber"

golden sting sits at the table where stardust is, stardust still looks towards the celing, golden sting pokes him

stardust:"i wanna sex you up"

golden sting:"o.....k but not right now...i have something for ya"

stardust looks and wonders what the box is for

Golden sting:"this is a boob box, you place it on your chest and it keeps it warm"

stardust places it on his chest

Golden sting:"this is a pic of stone cold when he was a kid....as you can see he was a cross dresser,he thought he was a woman"



The scene comes to a close with stardust and golden sting laughing at the pic of stone cold......then police sirens