Post by Mr. Cameron (President) on Jul 16, 2008 23:30:44 GMT -3
*The scene opens up inside of a local grocery store. Several customers come walking in through the automatic sliding doors and then enters The Rock and Stardust*
Stardust: Rocky, now I never complain about when you take me places because most of the time I don't mind it. Heck I don't even complain when you make me go places I don't want to go. But why have you dragged me to the grocery store?
The Rock: I've told you. We are setting out to be the greatest Tag Team Champions that the ROF have ever seen and will ever see in the entire history of the place. And I'm not going to keep carrying this team. You are getting fat and out of shape and it's time you started getting in shape. So we're here to get you some REAL food. Not that crap that you eat.
Stardust: I don't see what's so wrong about the way I eat. And it's not fat...that's dinner muscle.
The Rock: That's fat and you don't know what's wrong with the way you eat? It seems like all you eat is pizza and twinkies and other assortments of crap. You're getting chubby and The Rock's not going to sit around while you be lazy and become a blimp and then you expect The Rock to carry this team and to keep retaining these titles for your fat ass.
Stardust: You don't need to be so hurtful Rocky. A simple, you need to lose a little weight would have been just fine.
The Rock: Yeah well, it seems this is the only way to get though to your sick mind. Now, you've got that list I gave you right?
Stardust: Yes.
The Rock: Let me see it.
*Stardust pulls a small slip of paper out of his pocket*
Stardust: It's right here.
The Rock: Good, now go and get those things. You're going on The Rock's Special Diet.
Stardust: But Rock, I don't even like some of the things on this list. Hell some of these things I've never even heard of before. Just by the names of these things, it makes me not even want to put some of these things near my mouth.
The Rock: Yeah well, I'm very sure you've had more disgusting things near and in your mouth. And besides, that food is not disgusting. It may not be the best thing you've tasted but it's not bad and plus it's healthy. Now get a cart and get your ass going while The Rock goes over here and starts picking up a few things for myself.
*Stardust sighs*
Stardust: Alright, I'll be back. I'll come and find you after I'm finished.
The Rock: Ok.
*The Rock walks over to wear there are some muffins and he starts looking around through them. He looks over to the left of him and sees a very attractive lady standing there. She looks over at the same time and shoots Rock a smile. Rock grins a little bit and walks over casually, still looking through the muffins*
Women: Hey, excuse me, could you tell me where the blueberry muffins are around here.
The Rock: They are right in front of you.
*The women looks down and kinda blushes in embaressment*
Women: Oh ok...thank you.
The Rock: No problem...my name's Rock. And what might your name be?
Women: My name is Britney.
The Rock: Britney huh. That's a beautiful name. Almost as beautiful as you.
Britney: Haha, why thank you.
The Rock: No, no, thank you.
*The Rock's leg starts to bounch up and down*
The Rock(slapping his leg): Whoa boy, down boy. Sorry, he has a mind of his own sometimes. Down boy!
*The girl starts laughing as does The Rock*
The Rock: I hope this isn't a little too fast but are you doing anything next friday?
Britney: Nope, all free.
The Rock: Alright, so it's a date then?
Britney: Sure, I ...
*All of a sudden, something catches her eye and stops her mid sentance*
The Rock: What? What's wrong?
Britney: Look at that guy...does he think it's Halloween or something?
*The Rock turns around and sees Stardust right behind him*
The Rock: Oh...this is my tag team partner, Stardust. We are Tag Team Champions in the ROF Pro Wrestling fed.
Britney: Oh that's cool.
The Rock: Yeah...so Dusty, did you get all that stuff I told you to get?
Stardust: Well...
*The Rock starts lookin through cart and then suddenly stops and looks up at Stardust with a disgusted look on his face*
The Rock: What the hell is all of this? There's not one damn thing that The Rock told you to get.
Stardust: Well I..
The Rock: Look at this...chapstick?...a
cuccumber?...anal lube?...you sick freak!
Britney: Ew, gross! You guys sicken me! I'm out of here.
*The women storms off disgusted*
The Rock: Brit, wait!...I'm not like this homosexual!
*Everyone turns around and stares at The Rock. Rock finally realizes he's getting stared at and starts to get angry*
The Rock: That's it! You wan't to be a fat ass, fine then! Fine with me! Just don't expect me carry your ass in the match this week against those two jabronis Aaron I like to shove Steel rods up my ass and Ryan Bitchop. You just cost me a date with a fine ass women, you will NOT cost me these Tag Team Titles. You carry your own damn weight in the match, you got that?
Stardust: Ye..yes.
The Rock: Let's get out of here, you're causing a scene. Damnit, I'm not going to be able to do my shopping here ever again.
*The Rock starts to drag Stardust towards the door*
Stardust: Wait!
The Rock: What, what in the hell do you want?
Stardust: What about my stuff I wanted to get?
*The Rock motions as if he's going to slap him and continues to drag him out of the store, continuing yell at Stardust as the scene fades to black*