7-21-08: Steve Austin Vs. Golden Sting

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

-This is a "Falls Count Anywhere" Match
-All Posts For This Match are to be posted here
-400 word Minimum, Deadline is Saturday @ Midnight

["Stone Cold" Steve Austin]

**Stone Cold and Vince Ricardo are at the house of the Rattlesnake in Victoria Texas. The two are casualy walking about around Austin's Ranch*

Vince Ricardo: "Austin, I know that losing the IC title on Mayhem is still weighing heavily on your mind, and I can tell that your knee really took a beating as I see you limping and you have a protective brace on it. Is any of this going to be a factor in your match with Golden Sting?"

Stone Cold: "Hell No Vince. Thats what I love about this sport. You get knocked down, and you get back up again and move on. It all depends on the individual how badly he gets hit and how badly he wants to keep going. There's some guys who get knocked down and belly ache about it, but hell....Stone Cold knows how to take one on the chin and keep right on going. New Jack was the better man at Mayhem, but our little go around is far from over."

Vince Ricardo: "So your telling me that the injured knee, and the loss of the IC title will play no part in your match with Golden Sting?"

Stone Cold: "Keep it simple Vince, don't make the Rattlesnake repeat himself. I'm gonna walk into Mayhem, I'm going to Beat some ass, and since it's a 'Falls count Anywhere' Match, I'm gonna beat his ass all over that arena.....I'm gonna beat his ass all over the street.....then I'm gonna beat his ass some more until he can't be beat no more. Then his little chicken gobbling ass can go back to the ball game and play mascot all the hell he wants, because if Stone Cold has his way.....That son of a bitch won't ever attempt to step back in a ring ever again. Now I'm starting to get pissed off, so let me get another beer"

**Austin Reaches in his cooler and grabs a couple beers, he hands one to Vince*

Vince Ricardo: "Ah, No thanks, I don't drink. Maybe a little glass of wine here and there, but that's ....."

*Stone Cold Shove's the Can of Beer in Vince's Hand. He clashes the two beers together, splattering beer all over Vince's suit. Austin Takes a huge chug of his beer while Vince takes a small sip*

Stone Cold: "And You can bet you fat ass that after Stone Cold gets through with Golden Finger, I'm headin' to Discipline Breakdown, and I'm gonna whoop somebodies stinkin' ass!!! Now That's the bottom line, 'Cause Stone Cold...Said So!"

*The Scene starts to come to an end as Stone Cold hands Vince Another beer, now Vince is holding two beers. One in each hand.*

[GoldenSting]

The Scene opens with golden sting in his locker room icing his leg, his personal interview comes into his lockerroom.

Golden sting:"What do you want"

greg:"Did you hear what stone cold had to say about the falls count anywhere match?"

Golden sting:"ya, he thinks hes tough because he drinks beer......well anyone can drink beer PAL!"

Golden sting gets up and walks out towards the cooler then he spots a fan french kissing her dog, greg glairs at the fan and wonders if she ever had a man
in her life, he walks over towards her

greg:"Excuse me mis............"

Golden sting:"Get ur butt over here NOW"

Golden sting grabs couple beers and shows everyone that he can drink a beer like stone cold steve boston

Golden sting(woozy):"See anyone can drink beer"
greg looks at golden sting with a stern look and walks towards the cooler where the fan and the dog was, but their nowhere to be found

Golden sting(with beer in hand):"Im gonna give stone code seven boston a ass beating of a life time,im also gonna give him a puddle pie with wipped cream,
and have him lick the damn thing dry"

Golden sting walks back towards his locker room while bumping into everything,he opens the door and sees stardust going tho his things

Golden sting:"get outta my locker room you sick FREAK"

Greg looks at golden sting while he looks at his grandma, golden sting gives his own grandma a copy of the stone cold stunner

As the scene slowly darkens golden sting looks down and thinks its stone cold steve austin he gave a stunner to.


Scene ends

[GoldenSting]

The Scene opens later on that night, the camera spots golden sting wondering the streets as drunk as can be then a cop comes along to stop golden sting
in his tracks, Golden sting turns slighty to the cop.

Golden sting:"What the hell do you want home skillet!"

Cop:"yo you know your not in the arena dawg"

Golden sting:"do i look like a dog to you, do i bark like a dog?"

Cop:"no si....."

Golden sting stops him in mid word

Golden sting:"Answer my qustion you whore"

The cop calls for dispatch

Cop:"dispatch im calling for backup yo"

The camera shows the sky as a storm comes rolling in from the east, Lightning begains to flash, golden sting starts yelling at the cop

golden sting(yells):"i have a metal bra under here"

Cop:"ok sir come with me"

Golden sting stumbled into a local walgreens and hides out in the girls bathroom, an old person comes walking though the bathroom door and golden sting
spots her and jumps on her thinking its stone cold steve austin

Golden sting:"trying to get me before our match eh?"

the woman screams loudly as golden sting puts her in a boston crap, the cops comes into the walgreens the cops walk into the girls bathroom and sees golden
sting on top of the old woman

Cop:"Freeeze minnsota skinny"

Golden sting walks towards the cop with a cuccumber in hand, he places the cuccumber in the cops hand as he walks away.

Cop:(looks at the cuccumber)"Uhhh thank you"

the cop eats the cuccumber in sexual style, Golden sting runs into the clurk and gives her a stunner of a life time

Golden sting:"thats the bottom line cause the stinger says so"

the camera fades as golden sting stagers out of the recked walgreens, walkin back towards the arena

["Stone Cold" Steve Austin]

*Scene opens with the Texas Rattlesnake entering a bar in his hometown of Victoria Texas. He signals for the camera to follow him in. As he walks in, there's several people sitting at the bar and some sitting at different tables. They al wave to Stone Cold and the Bartender slides him a cold one and Austin catches it before it slides off the bar*

Stone Cold: "I didn't realize I was getting in the ring with the dumbest......son.....of.....a.....bitch...in the ROF! I also didn't realize that we were turning this into a drinking competition. Hell, that piece of trailer park trash is off beating on women, drunker than hell off of one damn beer. Now, let Stone Cold Show that mealy mouth son of a bitch how to drink some damn beer"

*Austin tilts his head back and chugs the can of beer, the people in the bar are cheering him on. He slams the can of beer down and lets out a slight belch*

Stone Cold: "Hell Son, We can do this all night long. Stone Cold can drink a 5th of jim beam and still stand still!!!! Gimme another one Jim"

*The Bartender, Jim, slides Austin another beer, he looks into the camera and flips it off, then tilts his head back and chugs another beer. The people are chanting. Chug! Chug! Chug!*

Stone Cold: "Golden Sting, your walking around sucking on cucumbers with a metal Wired bra on, doing all sorts of dumb.....ass.....crap!!!! But the fact of the matter is, come monday night.....if you can make your drunk....sorry....ass...to the ring, I am gonna lay a texas style ass whoopin' all over your painted face, hell son, I may even put your sorry ass in the back of my truck....drive your rotten carcuss back here to Texas, and pin your ass for the 1...2....3"

*Stone Cold motions for another beer. He looks into the camera again, this time he smiles, he looks back to get his beer, then turns around and flips the camera off again. He kills the beer in under twenty seconds*

Stone Cold: "Not my personal best, but it will do."

*At that moment, one of the guys from way in the back of the bar walks up slowly, he's a big biker guy with a huge gut and a long beard. He's not familliar with who Austin is, and he's not to happy that Stone Cold is getting all the attention*

Biker guy: "I'm gonna give you about five seconds to get out of my bar before I make hamburger out of your face!!!"

*Stone Cold looks at the guy, looks at the camera, shakes his head with a smirk smile, then just nails the fat ass square in the mouth and instantly yanks the guy by the beard and smashes his face into the bar. The guy just limps down, falling to the floor, with blood all over his face*

Stone Cold: (Without missing a beat) "Another one Jim!!! (Looking down, talking to the biker guy) Look at ya, your pathetic! Done got your ass whipped in your own dam bar! Now here's to ya......."

*Austin flips the guy off, who is knocked out, and then chugs down another beer.*

Stone Cold: "Golden Scheme, we can do this all day long son. To be quiet honest, I'm starting to get bored, so we're gonna step it up a notch and head on down to the SoHo Tribune, where the whiskey is cheap and the women are cheaper!"

*Stone Cold grabs one more beer and chugs it down in about thirteen seconds, then exits the bar as the scene fades*

(....to be continued)

[GoldenSting]

The scene opens up with the stinger mobile sitting outside of the Soho tribune which has been sitting there for the past 10 mins with a song blasting
(vitamin c = friends forever), then the song changes to "just lose it" as santa sting comes outta the car.

Santa sting:"HOE HOE HOE!!!"

All the kids in the area hears that and mobs santa sting

Santa sting:"You horriable children, this bar isnt for kids now back off me before i get my elfs on you"

Kids:"Elfs?"

Santa sting motions towards the stinger mobile and out comes mini golden sting

Kids:"Aww look its a midget"

Santa sting looks down and looks at himself

Santa sting(starts to cry):"Im not that damn small"

Kids:"We was talking at that guy not you"

Santa sting walks away and towards the bar door with his boombox playing "dance with me- dizzee rascal", he kicks the door in and walks into the bar and
sees people twice his size. the music changes the bad touch, then santa sting bumps into erik estrada

Santa sting:"Sorry mate, im looking for a bald headed freak"

Erik:"Its ok dude"

Santa sting looks up and down at eriks outfit

Santa sting:"Your the dude from CHiPs"

Erik:"Really? i thought i was geroge lopez"

Santa sting cracks his boombox over eriks head, he goes looking for stone cold

Santa sting:"IM LOOKING FOR STONE CODE SEVEN BOSTON!"

Drunkies:"What!!!"

Santa sting grabs a beer and grabs the server

Santa sting:"If he isnt here then im gonna stay here all damn night till hes bald head shows up"

santa sting looks around the bar and puts his feet on the table in disrespect


........To be contiuned

["Stone Cold" Steve Austin]

*Stone Cold Pulls up outside the SoHo Tribune in the passenger side of a huge Cemi Truck. He hops down out of the big rig, followed by the camera man who has tagged along for the wild journey, and thanks the Truck Driver. The Truck Driver responds with a honk of the the horn. Stone Cold steps up to the door, where people are all standing around at the midnight hour. He looks at the camera*

Stone Cold: "Now were gonna take it up a notch where closing time doesn''t exist, the women never go home, and the beer never runs out. Hell, take a look at "Moon Shine" Willie over there, having a good time with the ladies....."

*"Moon Shine" Willie Walks up and lets Stone Cold know that Golden Sting is running around inside the SoHo Tribune, in a rediculous Santa outfit, Looking for him. Instead of getting piised off, Stone Cold turns to the camera and gives a shit eaten grin*

Stone Cold: "Looks like the nights gonna get a whole hell of a lot better. Oh Hell yea. Nothing like Drinking some beer and kicking some santa ass!!!! Come on, Let's go."

*Stone Cold Walks in and the place is packed and filled with smoke. we see a woman up on one stage dancing and up on another stage is a band playing, off to each side of them are women in cages dancing. Stone Cold walks up to the bar and is immediately handed a couple beers, he clashes them together before chugging them straight down.*



Stone Cold: "Hey, Where's that piece of crap Golden Scheme at? I heard he was running around here in a stupid ass Santa outfit"

Bartender: "Oh.....You talking about that guy over there, passed out at the other end of the bar? We've been trying to get him to leave for a long time now, but he just kept mumbling something about a cucumber, a bucket of chicken, and something about green eggs and ham?? Then he threw up everywhere and passed out right there!"

*Stone Cold Chugs down his beer and lets out a huge "Hell Yea" as the loud music livens up the place. The Rattlesnake motions for the camera to follow him as they go to the other end of the bar where Santa Sting is passed out.*

Stone Cold: "Ha-Ha!! Well look what we've got here fella's, one of the ROF's Finest. Passed out in his own supper!!! Pathetic!!..............Let's see here, what's he gonna do if we shove a cigarette butt up his nose?"

*Stone Cold grabs Santa Sting by the back of the head and lifts his head up off the bar, he shoves a cigarette butt in the Stinger's nose. He half-way opens his eyes and mutters something about screwing a goat on his uncles farm, and that nobody seen him. Austin, and the people gathering around all get a good laugh as he lets the Stingers head loose and it just crashes back down to the bar.*

Stone Cold: "Well, there ya have it folks, Golden Sting at his finest. Hell, I was looking forward to whoopin' some ass, but it doesn't look like thats gonna happen now does it? I hope his dumb ass is sobered up by the time monday night mayhem is coming, because it dont matter, once were in that ring....drunk in his own puke or not....if he thinks one can of beer whooped his ass, wait until Stone Cold opens up the biggest can of whoop ass on him. Now, lets go have a good time while this jackass dreams of screwing goats on his uncles farm."

*Stone Cold Turns around and is handed a picture of beer by an adoring lady, who is a huge fan, Austin is then handed a glass....but Austin tosses the glass and drinks straight from the picture of beer. He starts mingling with the crowd as the scene comes to an end.*

[GoldenSting]

The scene opens up with golden sting showing up at the Soho, with his stinger mobile, He looks around and sees another stinger mobile

Golden sting:"What the..."

Greg:"I didnt know you had a car like that"

Golden sting:"I dont, i think stone cold is trying to play mind games"

Greg:"No really"

Golden sting smacks his personal interviewer, golden sting busts though the soho, he goes searching, then he bumps into a cop

Golden sting:"Oh no not you again"

Cop:"I liked your cuccumber you have another one?"

Golden sting looks down and shakes his head then walks away bumping into santa

Golden sting:"Sor......hold on here"

Greg:"what?"

Golden sting picks up santas head

Golden sting:"he looks like me, but he has something stuffed up his nose"

A huge guy comes outta nowhere

Golden sting:"Can i help you"

Santa sting starts to stir

Golden sting:"Get outta my face now"

the big dude swings and misses golden sting, he falls to the floor with a bang, everyone in soho starts laughing at the fat guy

Golden sting:"Well thats what they say about fat guys.....they cant move fast enough"

Golden sting grabs santa sting and takes him out towards the parking lot

Greg:"whatta gonna do?"

Golden sting:"im gonna send austin a message with this imposter"
Golden sting thorws santa stings head tho the car window and ties him to the end of the car and drags him down the street.

Golden sting(looks at the camera):"hey austin you thought you got me, well son its I who got you, see you this monday.......oh and one more thing

i left a little something at your house............enjoy!"

scene ends with golden sting heading down the road with santa sting sliding down the road