7-21-08: Lumber Jack Main Event

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

-Alfonso Sharp & Nick Victory Vs. St. Anger & The Mighty Ahmed (FOW)
-This Match is A Lumber Jack Match with ROF And FOW Superstars Surrounding the Ring
-All Posts for this match to be here
-400 word Minimum, Deadline is Saturday @ Midnight

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

*Scene opens with ROF President, Michael Cameron, Walking fast in the office hallways at ROF Headquarters. He has a pissed off look on his face and has a folder in his hand. He approaches Chris McKnight's office and walks right in.*

Michael Cameron: "What the hell is this? A lumberjack match? and what's worse is your teaming Alfonso Sharp with Nick Victory??? Did you fall and hit your damn head?"

*Chris Mcknight just smiles and takes a drink of his soda without saying a word*

Michael Cameron: "And it gets even worse......You put one of them pricks from FOW in the match? The main event? Who the hell do you think you are? Your suppose to get my approval before any matches are signed! How the hell are Alfonso Sharp and Nick Victory going to co-exist? their gonna try to kill each other, you idiot! All You've done is create one big cluster f***. Now, do mind explaining yourself?"

*Michael Cameron Waits for a response*

[Chris McKnight]

*Chris McKnight stands there with a little smirk on his face*

Chris McKnight: Listen Michael, lighten up man. Look at the bigger picture here! Think of the ratings that this is going to draw. Not only do you have 2 huge rivals teaming with each other but you've got one of ROF's biggest, baddest guys teaming with one of FOW's biggest, baddest guys. This will draw interest from both demographics, the ROF fans and the FOW fans. Look at the money this is going to draw man. On paper it may seem like a ludacris match and idea. But if you think about it and look beyound the paper, you'll see what I mean and realize I'm right. But, if you still don't think it's a good idea, then you can cancel the match. It's your choice. The call's yours.

*Chris waits for the response from Michael Cameron*

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

*Michael Cameron Stands there staring a whole through Chris McKnight.*

Michael Cameron: "I'm not concerned about how much money this is going to put in the pockets of the FOW.........but......I think your right, for once, The Ratings will be through the roof! And the money we bring in will be .........Mine, All Mine!!!!"

*Michael Cameron Walks out of Chris McKnights office laughing uncontrollably*

[Nick Victory]

*** Scene opens outside the office of Micheal Cameron. Vince Ricardo and a cameraman are waiting to interview The Professor of Excellence, Nick Victory when they see the Professor coming down the hall...

RICARDO: There he is. Nick! Could I...

But the Professor blows right by Vince. He quickly walks up to Michael Cameron's office and kicks the door, right off it's hinges...

CAMERON:What the hell?!... That's my door!

Victory walks up to Cameron's desk, reaches over and yanks him up by his shirt...

VICTORY: What kind of game are you trying to run here Cameron?!

CAMERON: What... what do you mean?

VICTORY: (mockingly) "What do you mean?" You know exactly what I mean. Teaming me with Sharp in this ridiculous lumberjack match!

CAMERON: But... but, it wasn't my idea. Chris McKnight is the one who made the match. Now if you will PLEASE let go of me!?

VICTORY: Whatever. This is your company. You're the one who has final say on what matches get signed

CAMERON: Think of the ratings... the money

VICTORY: The ratings?! Ok, you twisted little cockroach. You'll get your lumberjack match. But I will not be held responsible for what happens to Alfonso Sharp. His blood will be on your hands

Victory let's go of Mr. Cameron. But before he leaves, he picks up a chair and throws it through the huge window behind Mr. Cameron. Shattering it into a million pieces...
CAMERON: Jesus!

The Professor walks out of Cameron's office and is stopped by Vince Ricardo...

RICARDO: Nick. It's obvious you have heard about the main event at Mayhem. Do you think you and Alfonso Sharp can coexist?

VICTORY: Are you stupid?! NO! As a matter of fact. The first chance I get. I'm going to toss that piece of garbage out to the lumberjacks and let them tear him apart. I could care less if we win the match or not.

Victory pushes Ricardo out of his way and walks down the hall. Mr. Cameron can be heard on the phone...

CAMERON: Hello. Pete's door and window repair?...

(end)

[St. Anger]

Just as Nick Victory storms off, The big red monster, St. Anger comes flying in Chris Mknights office. When Mknight see's St. Anger, He spits out his drink and nearly chokes on it

Relax, my beef with you is over and done with. Just be thankful you can still breath. I just wanted to know how ignorant you were? You've just put all of your main eventers in one match, With Me! I will leave a trail of bodies as long as the mississippi river. And it will all be due to your ignorance

Chris Mknight sits there with a paled face, clinching his chair as tight as he can

No Man is safe in this match! Alfonso Sharp, chalk him up as dead......Nick Victory, well, we both know I have a little score to settle with that has-been, And believe me....The score will be settled. Even that off beat partner you've partnered me up with, Mighty Mouse....or whatever his name is, He's not even safe. If he gets in my way, He goes Down! You got that?.

Chris Mknight nervously shakes his head. When St. Anger leans over his desk, he almost falls out of his chair

A word to the wise, have a few body bags on hand, you're going to need them. The blood that will shed, will not be on my hands......your the ignorant bastard that will be responsible for this. I should've finished you when I had you at my mercy! We all make a mistake sometimes, but it won't happen again. If you ever cross my path, the only thing you will be doing is sipping your meals through a straw.

St. Anger slams his fist down on Mknights desk, and Mknight falls out of his chair this time as the scene fades to a promo of the PPV

[Alfonso Sharp]

****We are back at Mr.Camerons office. Cameron is on the phone with petes repair when in walks Alfonso Sharp with the ROF World Heavyweight Championship****

Sharp; Wooo bossman what the hell happened here?


Cameron; Thanks to this match signed I have every pissed off superstar in here trashing my place, and now your here...

Sharp:oh no need to worry I'm thrilled to death about the match this monday. We got the ROF World Champion and the FORMER World champion vs two FOW slobs.

Cameron: Well Nick Victory has sworn revenge against you I'df be worried if I was you.

Sharp; With the Dynasty behind me I have no fear, besides being the champion I expect a bulls eye painted on me. Hell you beat the World Champion you are a top contender. As for Nick Victory if he's lucky he won't be tossed out to the lumberjacks.Trust me boss I'm not worried in the lease those FOW guys better worry. Especially St.Anger if he opens his mouth to much he might end up pissing off the wrong guy.

***At that moment Batista walks in***

Sharp; Speak of the Devil...Here's my Ins. Policy Now...Ill see ya later boss the Dynastys going to be on late night with david letterman tonight well make you proud.

[Full on Wrestling]

[glow=red,2,300]*** BY THE MIGHTY AHMED ***[/glow]

~~ We see a shot of The Mighty Ahmed in a locker room for the FOW superstars. We see Marquis Dupree, Andrew Ryder, Pure Evil, and Sean Cage all in the room. There are also others in the background. The Mighty Ahmed stands up on the bench in the locker room. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: Alright, you all know the deal. At Mayhem, I will be in a tag team Lumberjack match. Now obviously this will favor the ROF superstars because we will obviously be out numbered out there. I just want to know right now, do you guys have my back?

~~ No one steps up. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: I know you all don't like me. Hell, I don't like any of you. But this is a war of pride, respect, loyalty. We are not just fighting another company. We are going to war with the ROF to save our show, the dominant show, FOW! We have already been feuding with ACW, now through in ROF, and we have ourself a hand full.

~~ The Mighty Ahmed pauses for a moment. Still no one steps up. Then he begins to raise his voice. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: I CAN NOT DO THIS ALONE! My "tag team partner" is not only one of my opponents at Disciplinary Breakdown, but he is one of them! He is a ROF superstar. My opponents, Nick Victory and Alphonso Sharp, are also ROF superstars. I wouldn't be surprised if this is all one big scam by Michael Cameron to take me out of the picture. Look, the point is, we were struggling to defeat ACW, and when ROF decided they wanted some of us, I steped up. I steeped up for the rest of you all to protect, and defend this great company. I came in when ROF had that Battle Royal, and guess what, I was one of the men who won it. Now I have a target on my back from the entire ROF locker room.

~~ The Mighty Ahmed pauses for a minute again, then looks around. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: Now... like I said. WHO HAS MY BACK?

~~ There is silence for a moment, then Pure Evil steps up. ~~

Pure Evil: Me and you, will never be friends. But I'll be damned if I'm gonna let another fed try and take what I helped build. When the time comes out there, I got your back.

Andrew Ryder: Ahmed, me and you have history. We go way back to when I first joined FOW. But now, I am getting sick of places like ACW and ROF trying to come in and ruin our fed, FOW! So Ahmed, like Pure Evil, I got your back.

~~ Others join in, saying they have Ahmeds back. ~~

The Mighty Ahmed: YA! That's what I'm talking about. Well... I guess there is only one more thing to say... FOW...FOW...FOW.

~~ Other superstars join Ahmed until the whole locker room is erupting with FOW chants. The scene fades with the sound of the FOW chants still booming in the background. ~~

[Alfonso Sharp]

[glow=red,2,300]Here we are on Late Night with David Letterman...We are halfway through the show when he brings in the Dynasty as his last guest of the night[/glow]

Letterman: That's right Paul...haha...my next guest are a group of guys from my favorite wrestling federation out there today...I've had them on my show before..put your hands together for...THE DYNASTY]

[glow=red,2,300]Out walks Alfonso Sharp, Shane Savage and Batista, they are all dressed up nice wearing their club clothing. Sharp has his ROF World title belt with him and Batista has the ROF Submission Championship with him. Savage walks over to Letterman and shakes his hand patting him on the back...Sharp comes up next doing the same, and finally Batista walks up and shakes his hand..David looks up at Batista with a scared look and they all take their seats.[/glow]

Letterman: Hey, guys so great to you have you here...we have the ROF World Champion Alfonso Sharp here with us (Sharp stands up to a few cheers) and of course the ROF Submission Champion...the guy who scares the crap out of me..Batista...(Huge pop) and my friend Shane Savage...Wheres your championship Shane?

Shane: That's coming this Monday Dave...I've got a IC title match with New Jack and I'm going to beat him and the Dynasty will have control over all the major titles here in ROF

Batista: That's Right Dave...I've been in the ring with this guy and believe me he's dangerous

Letterman: Hell, if you say so it must be true...haha...So...Sharp I know at the up coming PPV you will be facing Nick Victory for that World title in a Hell in the Cell match..I'm excited about it, but the last few weeks have been pretty crazy in ROF. We wanted to have Nick Victory out here with you guys, but Mr.Cameron wouldn't allow it,Said you guys would tear the place apart, why can't you guys just be friend?

Sharp: See, Dave it's like this....Nick knows he can't beat me and it's driving him nuts, if he was here right now we have no idea what he would do.

Letterman: We'll, this Monday you and Victory will be teaming up against some guys from FOW? I've heard of St. Anger and he's a scary guy the funny thing is it's a lumberjack match what is that?

Sharp: That's when the ring side area is surrounded by wrestlers, and every time you get thrown out they get a chance to pound at you and beat you...it should be fun if I just toss Nick out there and let them gets their hands on him

Letterman: Thats going to be crazy...now last week you three the Dynasty took on the First family which is Victory, Bishop, and Aaron Steel....and we'll lets show the clip.

They show the clip of Sharp being thrown on his head and being taken to the back only to come back out and hit Victory with a 2x4 and pinning him. We come back to them and Sharp and Savage are both cracking up while Batista just has a stern face.

Letterman: now if that's what happened in a 6 man tag match, what can we expect this week?

Sharp: We'll Dave I never lose a match I can win, and I won't lose this week either...If Nick can try and keep his hands off the World Champion we'll have this won..see I don't hate Nick...I just want to put Nick Victory in his place...which is in the old folks home. He'll never be World Champion again and it's killing him...by the way if I may...Mrs.Lovechild...stop calling me please...you had your chance to be in the Dynasty and we'll it didn't' work out.

Letterman: now Savage you will be in a match against New Jack for the IC title this Monday...I've seen him and quite honestly he's a scary looking guy.

Savage: he just looks like some homeless guy who is walking around ROF. We'll he's got something I want and I plan on taking it plain and simple Dave. And once I am IC Champion we'll be back here on your show with all the title belts.

Letterman: I look forward to that my friend...now I have a question...Batista your nick names the Animal...Savage your nick names the Rocker...Sharp why is your nick name King of Pain?

Sharp:We'll Dave I've always been into submission Wrestling MMA and such, and when I wrestled in Japan I wrestled in a lot of death matches and loved it...

Letterman: So this Hell in the Cell match at the PPV is right up your Alli?

Sharp: Damn right it is...Nick won't know what hit him in that cell. It's no DQ and anything goes..and that's usually the way I like it. Nick's entering my world and he won't be able to survive it. It will be my honor at the PPV to beat him and show the world I earned this here World Heavyweight Championship...I never have anything handed to me easliy.

Letterman: That's good to know, now before I go I heard you brought us something right Savage?

Savage: That's right Dave, if everyone looks under their desk they have a Dynasty Gift set...which is a Dynasty T-shirt...a Batista T-shirt..A Sharp T-shirt and a Savage T-shirt along with some action figures(everyone cheers) and for you Dave I have this...(Savage hands Dave a package)

Dave opens the package to see it's a Championship Belt replica of the World title with Davids name where the champions name goes

Letterman: You guys are great ladies and gentlemen The Dynasty.....I wish you guys all the best and I can't wait for Monday Night to see how everything end up, We'll be back with Beck after this commercial

[glow=red,2,300]goes to commercial and we see the Dynasty shaking hands with David and talking as the band plays them out][/glow]

[Nick Victory]

*** The scene opens in the media room of the palacial Hollywood estate of the Professor of Excellence, Nick Victory. The Professor and Kenny Johnson are watching a recording of the Dynasty's appearance on Late night with David Letterman. As the segment comes to a close, the Professor's loyal assistant Ms. Lovechild, enters the room...

MS. LOVECHILD: Mr. Victory? I hope you didn't believe what that awful Alfonso Sharp said. I would NEVER call him

VICTORY: I know, Veronica. Any time that little cockroach, Sharp opens his mouth it's a lie.

JOHNSON: Hey Ms. Lovechild. This is the first time I've seen you since you were attacked by Kimona Wanalaya. How are you feeling?

MS. LOVECHILD: I'm doing much better, thank you for asking. Mr. Victory got me the best medical care money could buy

VICTORY: It's the least I could do. I should have never let her get into a position where those dirtbags could get thier hands on her. I gaurantee that I won't let it happen again

JOHNSON: I know you were pretty upset when you first heard that you were teaming up this monday with Alfonso Sharp. But now that you've had a couple of days to cool off, do you think maybe... your perpesctive has changed somewhat?

VICTORY: Absolutely not. Why would it? Michael Cameron has signed a match that has no chance of ending any other way than badly. On one side you have myself and Alfonso Sharp. All we want to do is tear each other apart. I really see no way for us to coexist. On the other side you have St. Anger and the Mighty Ahmed. These two are going to facing each other at the pay per view in a triple threat match with the Game for his world title. I don't exactly see them working like a well oiled machine either, Kenny. Then add to that, lumberjacks outside the ring. Some from right here in the ROF and some from the FOW. And you have the ingredients for a volatile situation. Anything could happen.(Victory starts to smile) Like... say for instance. I "accidentally" throw Sharp over the top rope, to the lumberjacks. He's not going to have very many friends out there. And something terrible may happen, like ten or fifteen pissed off wrestlers stomp him straight into the ground. That would be a shame.

JOHNSON: There is definetly a lot of different disagreements and grudges in this match. St. Anger himself said he had a score to settle with you.

VICTORY:Aaah... He's just salty because I showed the whole world that he's not quite the monster he claims to be. (looks at the camera) How's the old melon, Anger? Ears still ringin' from all those chairshots? As far as I'm concerned, St. Anger is old news. But if he manages to find his way into my personal space monday night? I'll be happy to give him more of the same. The best way for you to make it to the pay per view in one piece Anger? Is to stay out of my way

JOHNSON: And then there's St. Anger's partner, the Mighty Ahmed...

VICTORY: I don't give a DAMN about the Mighty Ahmed. There's only one person in this match I want a piece of. And the genius' in the front office have made him my tag team partner! So I tell you what, Sharp. You can go around, making the talkshow circuit. But don't get too comfortable with that world title. Discipline Breakdown is just a couple weeks off. And it's going to be you and me. No Dynasty, no First Family. Just the Professor of Excellence, and the King of Pain in Hell in a Cell. One on one. And you know, deep down in your soul, you can't beat me one on one. So we'll have this ridiculous tag match monday. And IF you make it out of there in one piece? I'll be waiting for you at the PPV

MS. LOVECHILD: Mr. Victory? You have that two o'clock appointment with the people from Time Warner.

VICTORY: You're right. Alright Kenny. I need to wrap this up. Hey. Wasn't Vince Ricardo suppose to be the one to come out here for this interview?

JOHNSON: Yeah. But Batista put him through a wall at ROF headquarters.

VICTORY: Good Lord! Is he OK?

JOHNSON: Yeah. He'll be fine

VICTORY: Are you sure? Because he got put THROUGH a wall

MS. LOVECHILD: Mr. Victory. We really need to get going

VICTORY: Alright. Kenny, thanks for coming. And I hope Vince is doing OK... Now beat it

Kenny Johnson gives the "cut" sign to the camera as the scene fades

[Alfonso Sharp]

[glow=red,2,300]Alfonso Sharp is in his locker room with Vince Ricardo. Vince has pieces of the dry wall stuck all over his clothes and big coffee stain on his shirt also. Sharp lets Vince sit on his couch why he goes and get him some water[/glow]

Sharp: Sorry about that Vince....Batista's getting really pumped up for his match against Vandal this Monday. Shane took him to the gym to work out his frustration.

Vince: Uh, we'll a guy as big as Batista is dangerous..I'm going to talk to Mr.Cameron and see if he can....

[glow=red,2,300]Sharp cuts him off[/glow]

Sharp: No your not...and I'll tell you why...We are the Dynasty...and you are the only guy we will talk to...which means you get to interview The ROF World Champion, the ROF Submission Champion and soon to be ROF IC Champion. You got a scoop no one else can get, and I'm telling you...right here..right now....NEVER touch Batista..hell he'd kill me if I grabbed his hand too..and to be quite honest it was very homo of you...

Vince: I just wanted him to see if was reall....I swear...

Sharp: You gotta admit the way you were obsessed with the Rock...and all...haha

Vince: I like the wrong...uh...as a Wrestler....uh..

Sharp: Anyways....uh here's your next scoop...Alfonso Sharp is looking forward to teaming with Nick Victory on Monday..

Vince: WHAT....did Batista throw you through a wall?

Sharp: Seriously....at the PPV it's Nick and I in a Hell in the Cell and we both know I'm winning that one...but this Monday Nick and I are going to face St.Anger and Ahmed...I think this is a chance that ROF has to show every federation out there that we are THE Best and I as ROF World Champion am the best of the best.

Vince: I'm following you, but Nick Victory is going to toss you into the lumberjacks....he said so himself..

Sharp: He can try and do that, but then that leaves him against two FOW Wrestlers who are way bigger than him and 2 on 1 he stands no chance..Plus half the guys at ringside will be ROF wrestlers and the Dynasty is part of that...you saw what Batista did with you, now imagine if he's not held back by us..he would destroy everyone in his way..

Vince; I gotta give you this Sharp....your not worried at all....I thought you'd be looking to destroy him once and for all.

Sharp: See you don't know me Vince..I'm a Wrestler first and formost...this is actually not personal for me...Its business. Nick Victory was a great World Champion, but he can't deal with the fact someone is better than him. And that's what the PPV is about...Lock us in a cage...with no exit and let us battle it out till only one survives, but this Monday it's about ROF vs. FOW. And I plan on walking out with ROF held high...it's up to Nick Victory if he wants to do the same.

Vince: It's weird hearing you being the calm one and Nick being the angry one....It's like you've switched roles or something

Sharp: See, it's that Nick Victory knows he won't win this ROF World title at the PPv and he knows it. He knows he's half the man he thinks he is. Hell on Monday I'm going to be professional in that ring, but once the match is over that's different.

Vince: Now that's the Sharp I remember...I'm going to go and put that up on the ROF.Com news page...thanks a lot..I'll see you later

Sharp: You need a quote Vince..how about this...Dynasty Reigns over Monday Night Mayhem..and the PPV as well.

[glow=red,2,300]Vince walks out and heads to his office as the scene fades to black[/glow]

[Nick Victory]

*** Scene opens in the Tatsumi Arena in Osaka, Japan. Asian superstar, Hideki Watunabe just tasted defeat at the hands of the Professor of Excellence, Nick Victory. The sold out crowd chants "Kyouju!... Kyouju!" That's Japanese for Professor. They chant it out of respect for the legendary superstar. Victory acknowledges the crowd and exits the ring. As he walks through the curtain to get to the backstage area, Victory is met by ROF reporter/commentator, Kenny Johnson...

JOHNSON: Hey Nick. Great match.

VICTORY: Jesus! What the hell are you doing here Kenny?!

JOHNSON: I was wanting to get your thoughts on Alfonso Sharp's most recent comments

VICTORY: You followed me... All the way to Japan...For that?

Kenny just stands there with a glazed look on his face...

VICTORY: Creepy. Uh... Yeah. It just so happens that I did hear what Sharp had to say. The internet is a marvelous thing. You can watch videos, update blogs. And send messages back and forth without flying ten thousand miles just to ask one question

JOHNSON: Well, since I'm here. What ARE your thoughts on Sharp's comments?

VICTORY: I hate to admit this, Kenny. But Sharp's right

JOHNSON: Huh??

VICTORY: No really. This trip to Japan came just at the right time. I'm here representing the ROF to these great Japanese fans. And proudly representing the Ring of Fire is what I've done since the day I signed on with the ROF. And at Mayhem, I need to represent the ROF once again. Just like I did tonight. And just like I did at HELL ON EARTH. When the CWF tried to invade our company, I put the ROF on my shoulders. And stopped St. Anger in his tracks. Now the FOW is invading our turf. Trying to make a name for themselves on our backs. And I'm not going to let that happen.

JOHNSON: Let me get this straight. You are willing to put your differences with Alfonso Sharp aside? And work together for the greater good?

VICTORY: If that's what it takes? I'm a professional. I can put my personal feelings for Sharp on the back burner. No matter how big a douchebag he is. Monday we have to work together. We have to make sure FOW knows thier place. I'll make like a good little soldier and do what needs to be done. But when it's over... All bets are off

JOHNSON: That's pretty much what Sharp said as well.

VICTORY: That's what I figured. Look, Kenny. I got to hit the showers. The Professor's got big plans tonight brothah. Osaka is about to go to school baby! So if you don't mind?

The Professor walks away from Kenny as the scene fades

[St. Anger]

Scene opens with St. Anger walking with a purpose through the halls of the ROF headquarters. He looks more pissed off than ever. He Stops at Michael Camerons office, as a man is installing a new door. He steps in the office and Michael Cameron just throws his arms up in the air

Michael Cameron: "NOW WHAT? You want to break down my 3rd door this week? you want to find Vince Ricardo and put him through my wall? You want to Break my desk in half? Well Have at it......If everyone wants to work in a DUMP, then just have at it!!!!!"

St. Anger gives an odd look, cocking his head to the side, as Michael Cameron looks like a mad man who has just lost it. Once all the commotion stops, St. Anger raises his hand and puts his index finger in the air

I Don't give a dam about you Door, your Walls, or your desk! I think your men, those two little piss and moaners.....Alfonso Sharp and Nick Victory.....are a little confused as two who the hell's side I am on. You've got me teaming with that FOW loser, and they think I am FOW. How much more wrong can they be? Make No mistakes about it Cameron. I am going to put a hurting on every man in....AND....around that ring. The carnage I leave behind, It will be one big mess....This....I.....PROMISE!!!"

Cameron is starts shaking his head like a mad man again, with his hair all down in his face and looking unprofessional. The Man finally gets the door up, just as St. Anger turns around and Puts his size 14 up and bashes it, breaking it in half as he walks through the mess. Michael Cameron pulls a bottle of whiskey out of his desk drawer and takes a drink and still shaking his head and waving his hand in the air as the scene ends