7-21-08: Batista Vs. Vandal

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

-This Match is For the ROF Submissions Title
-All Posts for this match to be here
-400 word Minimum, Deadline is Saturday @ Midnight

[Vandal]

Scene opens outside Mr. Cameron's office. The rundown for the next Mayhem is posted on the wall. Vince Ricardo is waiting as the Wrecking Machine, Vandal, looks over the rundown. Vandal gets an evil grin across his face as Ricardo approaches him...

RICARDO: Excuse me... Vandal? It would seem that you are quite pleased with the match you have been booked in for Mayhem?

VANDAL: Pleased? Oh yeah. I thought I would have to work my way up the ladder. But I'm already getting a shot at the Submission title. That's perfect. My plan to dominate the Ring of Fire will go into affect ahead of schedule

RICARDO: Well with all due espect. For your plan to be a success. You need to defeat the current Submission champion, the "Animal" Batista. And that is no easy task.

VANDAL: There's one thing I learned growing up on the streets. If you want to make a name for yourself? You find the biggest dude, with the baddest rep, and you put him on his ass. Here in the ROF. The biggest and baddest is supposedly Batista. Dave, you've fooled everyone into thinking you're this unbeatable monster. There's only one true monster here. And you're looking at him! You call yourself the "Animal"... Ha! Personally, I think you're a punk bitch. And you have to run with two other punk bitches just to keep from gettin' your ass kicked! Monday night, you can bring all the back-up you want. It isn't going to change the fact that I'm going to be Submission champ. And here's the thing. I'm not going to beat you with a figure four. I'm not going to do it with a Boston crab. Which the entire world saw you tap out to last monday, by the way. No, I'm going to beat you by pounding on you and humiliating you... until you just give up. Because I'm a Wrecking machine... that's what I do!!

Vandal spins around and hits Mr. Cameron's door with his forearm, tearing it off it's hinges and destroying the entire doorframe itself... Mr. Cameron is at his desk, smoking a cigar

CAMERON: What the... Oh c'mon! You gotta be kiddin' me?!!!

A wild eyed Vandal turns back towards the camera...

VANDAL: The switch has been flipped. I won't stop till the job is done! Batista! Your days as Subimission champion are numbered!

Vandal storms off as you can hear Mr. Cameron on the phone...

CAMERON: Hello. Pete's door and window? This is Michael Cameron again... I know I know. Look. Can I start running a tab with you guys?

fade

["The Animal" Batista]

*The "Animal" walks out of the Dynasty dressing room, he's all suited up and looking sharp, with his ROF Title on his shoulder. He's got his shades on and starts heading down the hallway, he looks at Michael Camerons office, with the door missing, and just shakes his head and walks on. He runs into Vince Ricardo in the hallway leading off to the one he's in.*

Vince Ricardo: *Startled, Spills Coffee* "H-hey there Batista. *Hurting from the coffee*

Batista: "Easy Vince, dont blow a gasket buddy. Just getting a drink."

*Vince painfully pats his chest to ease the pain of the hot coffee. Batista hands him a couple of napkins. Vince begins to calm down.*

Vince Ricardo: "Thanks Dave. Uh, How's things going for ya? I see you got a big match this week against the new guy, Vandal, he looks pretty intimidating......pretty powerful."

Batista: "And I look like What? Someone like....You? Someone like Kenny Johnson? Pathetically thin and wearing an even more pathetic tupay? Screw Vandal!! Who the hell is running this show? Whatever happened to "earning" your spot? He walks in and gets a title shot......at my title!!! I dont think so, he doesn't stand a chance!!!"

Vince Ricardo: "I....I....I dont't wear a tupay Dave, this is all natural. See....feel"

*Vince grabs Batista's hand and puts it on his head, rubbing it all over, Batista gets frustrated and grabs Vince's hair and rams him into and through the drywall. Vince is laid out on the floor. Batista rips off his shades as the rest of the Dynasty comes running out after hearing all the noise.*

Alfonso Sharp: "Anger Management Batista!!! Anger Management!!!"

Shane Savage: *Looking down at Vince Ricardo* "Well Damn Vince, Look what you've gone and done. You got knocked the **** out!!!!"

Batista: "Son of a bitch wanted to get all touchy touchy on me, after bragging about how intimidating Vandal looked, I knew the prick was queer. That aint nothing compared to the beating I'm gonna put on that rookie!!! DAM!!"

*Alfonso Sharp tries to get Batista to calm down, while Shane Savage holds in a laugh, looking down at Vince Ricardo as we go to commercial*

(Scene Ends)