Post by Icon-Outlaw on Jul 10, 2008 22:42:15 GMT -3
Photo of the Dew Drop Inn, Before opening.
*The Dew Drop Inn is hopping with customers and ROF wrestlers, every since it got remodeled. A familliar face is seen working behind the bat, gettomg peole their drinks and gettingn thrm all fired up with his fancy work with a whiskey bottle. ROF Fans and most of the ROF wrestlers recognize the man behind the bar as Icon-Outlaw. He seems to be a little more easy going since his release from the Ring of Fire.*
Customer: "hey bartender, can you slide me a Bud Light Lime? Thanks."
*Icon-Outlaw reaches down into the cooler and grabs a bottle of Bud Light, opens it and hands it to the customer*
Customer: (Looking at the bottle with a confused and bitter look on his face) "Hey, I said I wanted a Bud Light Lime, can't handle one simple order? Idiot?"
Icon-Outlaw: "Bud Light Lime huh? Oh, I apologize for that. (Takes the bottle back from the man, picks up a a lime and cuts it in hald and shoves half of it into the bottle of Bud Light, causing the beer to foam over. Then Icon hands the beer back to the customer) There ya go. Have a good one"
*The customer looks at his bottle of beer, which has seeds floating at the top, and then back at Icon, then just walks away. Another customer comes up to the bar and explains to Icon that the jukebox took her money, so Icon walks over to the jukebox with her, he looks at it......and then smacks it on the side with his hand and the song starts to play. The lady smiles and gives Icon a hug before he heads back behind the bat.*
*After he returns, he see's one of ROF's former superstars, Brett Powers, who is wearing a neck brace and has one arm in a cast and one leg in a cast also*
Icon-Outlaw: "What the hell happened to you? you fall out of a tree or something buddy?"
Brett Powers: "Broke my neck when I was eliminated from the battle royal, some big ass dude grabbed me by the neck and just tossed me over like I was a ragdoll. I got the broken arm when My long time friend, Shane Savage, snapped and beat the living hell out of me. The Broken Leg is from Batista slamming my leg in the car door. All in the same night, what luck huh?"[/b]
Icon-Outlaw: "What did you do to them? Did you sleep with one of their wives or what?"
Brett Powers: "No, but speaking of that, Shane Savage's wife use to be my wife.....but did you see me getting all salty? No! And the red lamborghini that I paid over $85,000 for, now belongs to Alfonso Sharp, because thats what friends do. His car got stolen, so I gave him mine. Now I'm driving a $9,000 Volvo, talk about a culture shock. Well there ya have it! Now I can never wrestle again, and after all me and Shane Savage have been through..........."
*Walking up behind Brett Powers is Nick Victory, the former ROF world champion. He smacks Brett Powers on the shoulder, really really hard.....as he looks at his broken limbs and neck brace*
Nick Victory: "Whoa Brett, you get hit by a bus? Damn, I knew you were thrown out of the Dynasty goup, but hell.....I never thought they LITERALLY meant it. Sucks to be you right about now. Hell, who am I kidding, it sucks to be you PERIOD!"[/b]
*Nick Victory orders a double shot of Jack and coke, looks at Brett Powers and shakes his head with a smile, gets his drink from Icon and then goes back over to the pool table to shoot some pool with Aaron Steel*.
Brett Powers: "Sucks to be me? What's he talking about, I still got my looks and personality......pfft. what a dumbass!!"
Icon-Outlaw: "No offense Brett, but you look more gay than Boy Goerge, and your personality.....well, it sucks worse than a hoover vacuum cleaner. But thats just my opinion, now....if you'll excuse me, I have other customers to wait on"
*Brett Powers hobbles over near the pool table, where someone kicks one of his crutches out fom under neath him, causing him to fall and hit his head on the corner of the pool table. Someone calls an ambulance and makes him wait outside until they get their. At that moment, Stardust walks into the bar*
Stardust: "MMmmm....look at all the fine looking....."
*Almost at the same time, nearly every guy in the bar yells "Shut it!"......*
Stardust: "What? did I leave the door open or something? No, it's shut. (Mumbling to himself) Dam Weirdo's."
*Stardust walks up to the bar, where he stands for a few minutes, waiting patiently for Icon-Outlaw to wait on him. After a few more minutes, Stardust yells for Icon, trying to get his attention.*
*(Has to shout over the music)*
Stardust: "Hey ICON, it's me........STARDUST. Can you get........(Leans over the bar to try and get closer).......Can you get a round of drinks for everyone.....it's on me.......I said it's on me. (Still shouting over music) How about a round of (Music stops, but stardust is still yelling) SLIPPERY DICKS For........every........one"
*The Embarassed Stardust hangs his head and puts his hand over his face as he walks away from the bar, trying to get lost in the crowd as the scene comes to an end*