Post by Vandal on Jul 8, 2008 2:47:49 GMT -3
Scene opens at the interview area at ROF headquarters. ROF reporter, Kenny Johnson awaits the arrival of one of the newest additions to the ROF roster, the Wrecking Machine, Vandal...
JOHNSON: Vandal, thanks for joining us here today...
VANDAL: Shut up, stupid. Before you start getting on my nerves with your dumbass questions. I want to clear some things up
JOHNSON: Um... Ok. What's on your mind?
VANDAL: If I have to hear anybody else call me and Nick Victory friends? I'm going to push thier face through the back of thier head. I only took that job watchin' his new piece, Ms. Lovechild, so I could get a Ring of Fire contract. Truth be told... I can't stand that arrogant sonofabitch! Personally, I think he got what he deserved Monday night. The only problem I have with what the Dynasty did is that they didn't finish the job. They should have put him out permanently. Now he's back with his old runnin' buddies. The Dynasty could have avoided all this crap if they just would have finished what they started. Now that's the last thing I'm going to say about Victory
JOHNSON: Ok. Lets talk about this Monday night. You officially have your ROF debut against another new comer, Goldensting.
VANDAL: I'll say this. Last monday didn't go exactly as I had planned. So instead of getting a title shot by beating up a bunch of people at the same time. I'm going to have to do it the old fashioned way. By beating people up one at a time. Until I get a title shot. So this monday I have to start at the bottom rung of the ladder. And that means destroying that make up wearing freak, Goldensting.
JOHNSON: So ultimately, your goal is to be world champion?
VANDAL: That's every wrestler's goal, jerkoff! But right now I actually have my eye on another title here in the ROF.
JOHNSON: And what title would that be?
VANDAL: I want the Submission title. I want a piece of Batista
JOHNSON: Wow! Why the Submission title? Why Batista?
VANDAL: Batista is an overrated piece of garbage. Everbody thinks he's this unstoppable animal. You don't know what being an animal is Batista. I'm the real monster in the ROF. And I'll be the first to admit, I don't know a bunch of fancy submission holds. But when, not if, WHEN I get you in the ring Batista? I will unleash furious anger and murderous rage. And you will see what it's truly like to be in the ring with an animal. Now this interview's over, pencilneck! Get out of my face!
Vandal shoves Kenny out of his way. Kenny gives the cut sign as the scene fades to black...
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JOHNSON: Vandal, thanks for joining us here today...
VANDAL: Shut up, stupid. Before you start getting on my nerves with your dumbass questions. I want to clear some things up
JOHNSON: Um... Ok. What's on your mind?
VANDAL: If I have to hear anybody else call me and Nick Victory friends? I'm going to push thier face through the back of thier head. I only took that job watchin' his new piece, Ms. Lovechild, so I could get a Ring of Fire contract. Truth be told... I can't stand that arrogant sonofabitch! Personally, I think he got what he deserved Monday night. The only problem I have with what the Dynasty did is that they didn't finish the job. They should have put him out permanently. Now he's back with his old runnin' buddies. The Dynasty could have avoided all this crap if they just would have finished what they started. Now that's the last thing I'm going to say about Victory
JOHNSON: Ok. Lets talk about this Monday night. You officially have your ROF debut against another new comer, Goldensting.
VANDAL: I'll say this. Last monday didn't go exactly as I had planned. So instead of getting a title shot by beating up a bunch of people at the same time. I'm going to have to do it the old fashioned way. By beating people up one at a time. Until I get a title shot. So this monday I have to start at the bottom rung of the ladder. And that means destroying that make up wearing freak, Goldensting.
JOHNSON: So ultimately, your goal is to be world champion?
VANDAL: That's every wrestler's goal, jerkoff! But right now I actually have my eye on another title here in the ROF.
JOHNSON: And what title would that be?
VANDAL: I want the Submission title. I want a piece of Batista
JOHNSON: Wow! Why the Submission title? Why Batista?
VANDAL: Batista is an overrated piece of garbage. Everbody thinks he's this unstoppable animal. You don't know what being an animal is Batista. I'm the real monster in the ROF. And I'll be the first to admit, I don't know a bunch of fancy submission holds. But when, not if, WHEN I get you in the ring Batista? I will unleash furious anger and murderous rage. And you will see what it's truly like to be in the ring with an animal. Now this interview's over, pencilneck! Get out of my face!
Vandal shoves Kenny out of his way. Kenny gives the cut sign as the scene fades to black...
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