Post by Mr. Cameron (President) on Jun 26, 2008 15:33:22 GMT -3
*The ROF Camera crews have set up shop inside the home of the Rock in Miami Florida. Vince Ricardo is sitting in a chair while the Rock and Stardust sit on the Rock's huge couch. Stardust looks around in amazement at the Rock's house.*
Rock: (To Stardust) "Remember what I said, keep your eyes forward and keep your hands off of my stuff, you got that freak?"
Stardust: "Yes, geesh, show a little faith. I know how to control myself and conduct a professional interview. And would you please quit calling me a freak?"
*Vince Ricardo gives the signal that they are about to give the interview.*
Vince Ricardo: "Hello everybody, I am Vince Ricardo sitting here in the beautiful mansion of the Rock. And with me is, The Rock Himself and his tagteam partner, Stardust. Let me start by asking how things have been going for you two, headed into the PPV?"
*The Rock starts to answer Vince Ricardo but is suddenly side tracked when he looks over to notice Stardust isn't sitting beside him anymore. But instead, Stardust is over tapping on the Rock's 500 gallon salt water fish tank.*
Stardust: "Wow, you look just like Nemo. Come here little fishy. Want something to eat little guy?"
*Stardust is just about to feed the fish when he's startled by the Rock, which makes him dump the whole canister of fish food into the aquarium. Causing the aquarium to look aweful.*
Rock: "Dammit Stardust!!!! What in thee blue hell have you done to the Rock's $7,000 fish tank?"
Stardust: "I, I, I just thought they might be a little hungry Rock.....Oooh, look at that one, he's gold Like Me."
Rock: "Sit your weird ass down and don't touch another thing. Son of a .......the rock won't have to feed them suns a bitches for a month now. Dammit!!"
*Stardust, with a pout look on his face, sits back down on the couch while the rock tries to scoop out some of the fish food. Then the rock, with a look of anger on his face, sits back down. Staring a whole through stardust*
Vince Ricardo: "Okay, where were we? Oh yea, I believe I was asking how things have been for the world tagteam champions, heading into the ppv?"
*The Rock starts to answer, but Stardust jumps in, shaking his finger and getting all excited*
Stardust: "Well Vinnie boy, let the Stardust tell you how things have been going. Aside from the intense training, your's truly has gotten his nails done and went shopping for a new blonde wig to wear to the ppv, Hell on Eath, and I even got the Rock a little something, you know, a token of my appreciation......go ahead Rocky, show them."
*The Rock rolls his eyes and looks at Vince Ricardo like he has no clue what Stardust is talking about. Then he leans over and whispers to Stardust*
Rock: "Listen, you sick ass, I told you not to bring that up. The Rock isn't about to talk about that stupid thing you got me....."
Stardust: "Why Rocky? it's nothing to be ashamed of."
Rock: "Shut up! Don't bring it up again, do you hear me?"
*Vince Ricardo seems to be getting restless as The Rock and Stardust bicker back and fourth*
Stardust: "But Rocky, nobody is going to say anything about those boxes of struddles I got you. Their delicious, have you even tried one?"
*The Rock gives off a fake smile to Vince, and then turns his attention back to Stardust with a furious look on his face*
Rock: "Dammit! I thought you knew how to conduct an interview. Shut up! Sit still! And definately don't move and don't mention anything about those rediculous Struddles."
*Eventually, The Rock turns his attention back to Vince Ricardo*
Rock: "Pardon Stardust, he hasn't been getting much sleep lately and is all jacked up on mountain dew. You know how that goes Vince."
Vince Ricardo: "Oh.....Okay, then we shall proceed.....I hope. Next question, are the two of you mentally and physically prepared for Societies Nightmare and AJ Fox, who are now calling themselves two of the four horsemen?"
Rock: "Vinnie my man, The Rock and Stardust are in the best shapes of our lives and........."
*The Rock looks over to see Stardust is gone again. He looks around the living room to see Stardust talking to the Rock's Parrot.*
Stardust: "Can you say...."Pretty bird"? Come on....say it. (No repsponse from the parrot) Can you Say ......Stardust? Come on now, I know you can say it."
*Stardust keeps trying, and finally gets the bird to talk*
Parrot: "Faggot! Faggot! Faggot!!"
*Stardust is taken back, and then out of anger.....*
Stardust: "Who taught you to say that? Where are your manners, bird? No cracker for you today potty mouth!!!"
*The Rock rush's over to Stardust*
Rock: "Jesus christ!!! Dust, you need to get your candy ass back over there and leave my parrot alone!! His vocabulary has grown a bit since I started teaming with him. NOW, get over there and sit down. Be professional for once in your sickened career!!! AND JUST BE QUIET"
*Once again, Stardust pouts all the way back over to the couch and sits down. He does the whole motion of zipping his lips and tossing away the key, as the Rock sits back down on the couch as well.*
Rock: "Sorry about that, I shouldn't have let him drink that much caffeine. Now, to answer your question Vince, me and Dusty here have been training like we have never trained before. We've gotten physically prepared for those pieces of trailer park trash, Societies CumGuzzler, and AJ Cocks! Haven't we Dusty?"
*The Rock turns to hear Stardust's response, but stardust turns away, with his lips sealed and his eyes looking at the ceiling.*
Rock: (Whispering to stardust again) "Don't be an idiot, answer the Rock when he's talking to you. Your making us look like blithering idiots."
*The Rock, once again, puts on a fake smile to Vince*
Rock: "Just over look him Vince, he just found out that his momma died right in the middle of making a porno..."
Vince: "Uh....Okay....I guess! Where was I (Mumbling under his breath)...Like it really matters. (Clears his throat)...Oh yea, the ppv....you and....stardust.....Societies Nightmare and ......AJ Fox. Are you two worried with all the pressure that those two men from the CWF could possibly take the tag titles back to the CWF?"
Rock: "Are you kidding the Rock? those two couldn't beat the Rock and Stardust on their best day. They prance around calling themselves the Four Horsemen...well the Rock has news........"
*The Rock is side tracked once again when he notices stardust is gone. He looks over his shoulder and notices stardust talking to the Rocks monkey (in a cage)*
Stardust: "Wow, Hey Rocky, Can I spank Your Monkey?"
*The Monkey starts getting excited and making all kinds of noise. Stardust turns around to look at the rock and shrugs his shoulders like he doesn't know whats going on, then the monkey starts slinging poop at Stardust. Getting it all in his hair and on his outfit. Stardust tries to run but knocks over a huge silver statue of the Rock's dad, and it shatters into a bunch of rubble. Stardust, with a pout look again, stares at the rock. Looking really pathetic with poop all over his face and in his hair. As the monkey jumps up and down, clapping his hands and laughing at stardust, the scene comes to an end*
