Triple Threat Ladder Match for IC Title PPV

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

-This Match is for the R.O.F. Interconinental championship
-Ladder match rules apply, first person to climb ladder and reach the belt, wins.
-All Posts for this match to be posted here.
-500 word minimum, all posts will be read carefully.
-Deadline is Friday @ Midnight

[Alfonso Sharp]

ROF is on tour today they were in Phoenix, Arizona. Sharp is in his locker room getting ready for his match when he's friend Vince Ricardo comes knocking at the door.

Sharp: Yo, come in.

Vince: Hey, Sharp whats up? I wanted to ask you some question why you get ready if that's cool to you?

Sharp, No problem, whats up?

Vince: We'll...Hey you got new Black and limegreen tights? That's new for you...

Sharp: Uh, is that the big question you had? Yeah, I bought a bunch of different colored tights...I got aqua and orange(Miami, Dolphin colors), I got black and green, I got green and orange(Miami, Hurricane colors) and Black and Red (Miami Heat)

Vince: Oh, no, but good to know

Sharp: Hey, Look up here man, you better not be developing a man crush like the one you got on The Rock..haha.

Vince: No, man I'm straight I swear...but back to my questions. First We saw you talking to Nick Victory and Triple H letting them know if they need you, you'll be there to help at the PPV. Are you worried they won't win their matches?

Sharp: Are you serious? Come on Vince, Triple H has been the man so many times and I'm sure he's going to have fun toying with Orton and winning the CWF title. As for Nick..he's beaten everyone he's faced.....except for me of course, but after what we have been seeing lately I was just letting them know they aren't alone if they need back up in case the "Horses ass" decide to interfere. Let's face it, you won't ever hear anyone in my place of business the CWF call them the Horseman. That' name has a history that is long and powerful and those reject can't live up to the hype.

Vince: Seems like many here in ROF agree with you.

Sharp: Miracles do exist, see for once I've got to agree with everyone in this place. CWF is going down, bottom line.

Vince: Speaking of Bottom Lines...you and Austin will be facing each other at Hell on Earth in a ladder match and your opponents will be either New Jack or Icon-Outlaw and after seeing how you guys have been going at each other, I"m afraid to see what adding a ladder to the match will cause.

Sharp: How the hell are you going to come in here and have a perfectly good interview and ruin it, by brining up Austin? See, here's the deal with Austin. Austin I was hired to face you and beat you by MR.Cameron. I did just that, but he wanted more and I guess I didn't hurt you enough so he threw in two tough guys in New Jack or Icon-Outlaw. Which ever wins their match, they will be the 3rd man in our match and I'm pretty sure adding the ladder in there was a way for Mr.Cameron to get you taken out. But quite honesty I'm not really sure who Mr.Cameron wants taken out, I mean he puts me and you in that match knowing that me and you would tear each other apart. Hell, we couldn't wait till Hell on Earth and we kept going after each other. and Then you add lil Flavor Flav New Jackass and the former Icon-Outlaw in the match. Now you have two guys who would hurt their own mothers for a championship, and you have a Main Event of Main Events.

Vince: Who will you be aiming for in the match? I'm assuming Austin.

Sharp: Crippling Austin is a priority for me, and who ever makes it to the match, better stay outta my way. I'm going to make Austin wish he never stunned me and made me bleed.

Vince: If you could choose your opponent who would you want to make it to the IC title match?

Sharp: I've beaten Outlaw once and I know I could do it again. As for Flav.....Hmmm, it would be more his style, and I wouldn't mind knocking out his gold teeth and scaring up his ugly face even more than it is now. See, Vince either way you put it, I"m the man. Austin will be crippled, And If Outlaw makes it, He'll be just another victim and New Jack? Ha, he's a victim waiting to happen.

A ROF Official knocks on Sharps door and enters the room

Official: You got 1 min. Mr.Sharp before your intro, we need you down quickly

Sharp finishing tying his shoes and grabs his IC title and tosses his sweat towel toward the lockers.

Sharp: I got a match to win Vince we'll talk more later, right now it's time for someone to be introduced to the Sharpshot.

Sharp leaves the room and leaves Vince in his locker room as the scene fades to black

["Stone Cold" Steve Austin]

*Stone Cold is on the other side of the arena preparing for his upcoming match. He's watching the Cocky, arrogant Alfonso Sharp strutt his stuff to the ring. Austin damn near gets sick watching it. He finishes lacing up his boots and gets up. He's headed for the door, perhaps to interferre in Sharps match, but he runs into Vince Ricardo as he opens the door.*

Stone Cold: "Damn Vince, this is a bad time. I got some....."

Vince: "No....this will only take a minute, I just got done talking to Alfonso Sharp and was wanting to get your thoughts on what he had to say...."

Stone Cold: "Not right now Vince, I got some ass ........"

Vince: "Oh come on Steve, I haven't heard from you in a few days, and today....everybody seems to be coming out of their hiding place. Just a quick word."

Stone Cold: "Alright! Alright! Damn, you got 2 minutes Vince. Get to talkin'"

*Vince motions for the camera man to step inside Steve's Locker room.*

Vince: "Thanks Steve. I'm sure you seen the interview I did with Alfonso Sharp just moments ago, what do you think about that?"

*Stone Cold looks impatient*

Stone Cold: "Yea, yea.....I saw Alfonso doing what he does best, running his jackass of a mouth. He's getting a little to big for his britches, and at hell on earth, I'm taking his sorry ass to school.......Hey, eyes up here Vinnie."

Vince: "What? I wasn't looking....."

Stone Cold: "Shut up. I think your little charade has been blown. You really do swing the other way, Don't ya Vinnie?"

Vince: "Steve, I am a married man."

Stone Cold: "Good Cover Vinnie. But, back to Alfonso Not-so-Sharp. We've been tearing each other apart for the past couple of weeks. Do you think that we're not gonna blow the roof off the damn place? regardless of either Icon-outlaw or New Crack is in the match. Their just a pawn in the game if you ask me. And toss in a ladder to the mix, hell.....you got an instant classic of a match. But don't let that change how it will all end. I plan on giving sharp the biggest stunner he's ever been the recipient of, right off the top of the ladder. Just before I reach up and grab that IC title."

Vince: "There's no argument there, this match has the potential to be on the highligh reel shown at the beginning of every monday night mayhem. Any thoughts on the CWF, I've been asking everyone I interview."

Stone Cold: "I'm not the least bit concerned about the CWF. Those son of a bitches get in my way, then thats a whole nother story Vince. I think they will be plenty occupied with their matches as it is. All I am focused on is Alfonso Sharp......And A beer.....and A hot dog......and A....."

Vince: "Ok, I get the point. What can we expect from the self proclaimed toughest S.O.B. on the planet, come Hell on Earth?"

Stone Cold: "Vinnie, can you predict a rattlesnakes next move?"

Vince: "Uhm.....no, I don't believe you can."

Stone Cold: "Then you get my point. Stone Cold is gonna walk into Hell on Earth, Raise Some hell......Kick Some Alfonso Sharp ASS, as well as Icon-Outlaw or NewJack.....and then Leave. What I do in between all that, only god knows. But I can assure you this, Alfonso Sharp is going to need some assistance leaving that damn ring, because he is in for the beating of his life. And that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold....Said So"

*Stone Cold bumps Vince Ricardo out of his way and heads for the ring area, his music hits with the glass shattering. the arena explodes with Austin's Appearance. He walks right down into the middle of Alfonso Sharps match and gets in the ring. The two men go at it once again. Austin turns around and stuns Sharps oppnent and flips him off, then turns back around to get nailed by Sharp himself. Sharp Stomps away on Austin and even rips his leather vest off. Sharp grabs the IC belt and bashes Stone Cold over the head with it, opening up the wounds Austin suffered in an earlier encounter with Sharp. The scene comes to an end with Sharp exiting the ring with a wicked laugh, holding the IC title up high. As Austin deserately tries to pull himself up with the help of the ropes.*

[Alfonso Sharp]

Sharp is in the back walking to his locker room when he runs into a freaked out VInce.

Vince: What the Hell was that about?

Sharp: Put that GOD DAMN camera on me...Austin you want to try and show up during my match and attack me? You little Shit...I'll teach you why I'm the "King of Pain" and at Hell on Earth...I will literally bring Hell on Earth.

Vince:After tonight I'm pretty sure Austin's going to make sure he does what he said he would do.

Sharp: And what is that? Tell me Vince, what did the Bald wonder say he was going to do?

He said he was going to give you a stunn........

Stone Cold busts through the door hitting Sharp with right hand after right hand. Austin is still bleeding badly, but doesn't care. Austn throws Sharp off the lockers in the room and smashes a chair against Sharp's head. Vince runs out as 4 ROF officials run in and try to pulls a bloody Austin off of the bloody Sharp. Vince tries to jump back in, but Austin shoves him back out as we fade to black

[Alfonso Sharp]

Alfonso Sharp is dressed in blue jeans, and a sleeve less Black and Lime-Green Sharpshot T-shirt. Sharp has the IC title over his shoulder and he's standing in front of a ROF "Hell on Earth" banner. Sharp has a pair of sun glasses on and has stitches over his right eye. We join Sharp as he shoots on his match at Hell On Earth against Stone Cold and Either Icon-Outlaw or Newjack

Sharp: Stone Cold, There's so much to say..I don't even know where to begin. Funny thing is back in the early 90's I remember turning on my Tv and seeing this guy there with Blonde Hair and he had the TV Championship around his waist and I thought...This is what I wanna do...and what did you do? You hit your finisher the Stun Gun on your oppoenent and pinned him..1...2...3.. That was the greatest Finisher in my mind at the time, I remember thinking this "Hollywood Blonde" is the kinda guy I wanna be when I get in the business. Then just as suddenly you disappeared from WCW and showed up on ECW. I was an avid ECW wrestling fan when you showed up and I remember thinking...Wow, this guy has World Champion written all over him, quickly you appeared in WWE as the Ring Master? And I knew you was a JOKE!! From that Moment on seeing you in the ring made me SICK and I swore if I ever got a chance to wrestle you, I would make beat you and prove to myself that I was way better than the Bald headed "Atomic Redneck" And here we are, How many years later and we are facing each other for my IC Championship. To make matters even more extreme hell, let's put it on the line in a ladder match. Everyone knows right about now, how much we hate each other. For some odd reason all around the country you've been trying to attack me and stun me. Take a look at this Austin...........

Sharp takes off his glasses and we can see his right eye is black and blue and he has stitches on the inside of his eyelid as well

Sharp: You decided to prove you point you was going to make me bleed....we'll I've decided I'll not only match what you can do but I'll even go one step farther. Mr.Cameron decided the Ladder Idea was a good one....I agree, but it's bad for you. See Austin I have plans for you and they do include that ladder and it includes you never walking again! But then Mr.Cameron had to throw either Icon-Outlaw or New Jack into the mix. We'll I have one thing to say....

Sharp walks up to the camera and gets really close

Sharp: You shit for brains better stay the hell out of my way. Hell on Earth, that's what it will be, I honestly dont' care what happens for the Championship, I only care about Beating Stone Cold no matter what it takes...Austin If I break my neck Breaking yours...I'm fine with that. I will make you bleed Austin, and I will drain you...and I will make you quit. When I"m done Austin I'll have you blood on my face and all the fans will look up and see that Sharp is the King of Pain and that Austin, much like I realized in your early WWE Days is a Piece of Sh#t

Sharp lifts up the Ic title and kisses it as the scene fades to black

["Stone Cold" Steve Austin]

*Scene opens with "Stone Cold" Steve Austin walking through teh backstage area of the final house show before the big ppv event, Hell on Earth. He see's Alfonso Sharps dressing room door, but does not approach it. Instead, he stands behind a huge stand-up poster of the ROF. He waits. And He Waits. Finally, Sharp comes out of his dressing room to go get a cup of coffee or something to drink. Austin waits for him to clear the area and then rush's over to Sharps dressing room*

Austin: (Talking to himself) "Piece of crap, sun of a bitch thinks he can out smart the rattlesnake? Let's see how he feels about this."

*Austin searches through Sharps Dressing room, trashing it in the process. It's not clear what he is looking for.*

Austin: "Son of a bitch, where the hell is it? That mealy mouth piece of crap probably sleeps with it. Come hell or high water, I'm gonna find it."

*Austin empty's out Sharps gym bag all over the floor, but doesn't find what he's looking for. He pulls out everything in Sharps locker, but still doesn't find it. Austin begins to get frustrated. He walks around, studying the dresser room, then walks into the bathroom and his eyes get wide and a huge smile on his face appears.*

Austin: "Figures, dumb son of a bitch leaves the IC title belt on the back of the toilet. But I've got a better place for it......."

*Austin exits the dressing room and see's Sharp way down the hall, on his way back to the dressing room. Austin smiles again and then exits the backstage door. He gets up in his truck and takes off. Moments later, Austin arrives to his destination, on huge bridge over the hudson river in new york. He climbs down out of his truck. Then looks into the camera.*

Austin: "Alfonso, I suspect by this time your wandering who the hell trashed you little pathetic dressing room, but more importantly, where the hell is you beedy little championship belt?"

*Austin Holds up the IC title*

Austin: "Well just looky here what I got, you piece of crap. You wanna take cheap shots at Stone Cold? You wanna talk about how the championship doesn't really matter and that all you wanna do is beat down the rattlesnake? Well How's this for ya........"

*Austin leans all the way back with the title in his left hand and then launches it over the bridge and into the muddy waters below.*

Austin: (Kinda yelling) "Huh? How you like that Alfonso? Your piece of crap title is sitting at the bottom of the hudson river now, isn't it? You wanna talk about how you admired "Stone Cold" when he was with the Hollywood blondes? Hell son, anyone that's paid close attention knows that I hated that time in my career. But lets get back to right now. I'm sick of playing games with your sorry ass, and in just a few short days, all the games will be over and the rattlesnake will unleash on you and Icon-Outlaw or New Jack like you have never seen before."

*Austin Pauses for a minute to look over the edge of the bridge and stares down at the hudson river, then grows a smirky smile.*

Austin: "Looks like their will be no reason to climb that ladder, So I will just use it to beat your sorry ass down, Sharp. I don't give a ratt's ass if Michael Cameron wants to fine me for this little stunt, hell, I dont eve give a dam if he wants to suspend me or fire me. Just as long as I get my hands on your rotten carcuss at Hell on Earth......"

*At that moment, a police car pulls up with it's lights on. Seconds later, another police car pulls up with it's lights on as well. The officers get out of their car and approach Stone Cold.*

Officer #1: "Are you Steve Austin?"

Austin: "Yea. what the hell is it to you?"

Officer #2: "Calm down sir, we got a report from an Alfonso Sharp that you are in posession of his property"

Austin: "Me? Hell no. I'm just sitting here admiring the view officer. Why would I be in posession of that dumb ass's property?"

Officer #1: "Mr. Sharp Called and stated that you have a championship wrestiling belt with his name on it, and belongs to him. Do you mind if we search your vehicle?"

*Austin Cracks a smile, looks at the truck, then back at the officers.*

Austin: "Go ahead officer, search all you want."

*Officer #1 searches through Stone Cold's truck while Austin and Officer #2 stand over by the railing of the bridge.*

Officer #2: "I'm a big fan of your's Mr. Austin. I got four tickets to come and see you face Alfonso Sharp at the pay per view."

Austin: "Well I hope you got good seats so you can see me stomp a whole the size of texas in that jackass"

*Officer #1 Comes back over to Austin and the other officer.*

Officer #1: "It's clear. There's no property in their belonging to Alfonso Sharp. But.....their is about 200 empty beer cans, and that's against the law Mr. Austin. But.....beings me and my partner here are livid fans of yours, I am going to cut you a break and settle for an autograph and a couple pictures, if you don't mind?"

Austin: "It'll be my privilage. Anything for New York's finest."

*Austin and the Officers snap a few pictures and the Austin signs a couple autographs for the Officers. A few moments later, the Officers return to their patrol cars and leave the area.*

Austin: "Resorted to calling the cops Alfonso? And look where it got ya......Absolutely know where. Hell, Even the police.....the same people I use to despise......are hoping I stomp your ass. For the first time in my life, I am not about to let the men in blue down. why don't you come and try to find you prescious little title? It's probably laying ontop of somebody's rotten carcuss.....you piece of crap!"

*Austin gets back in his truck, before he starts it...he tosses out a bunch of beer cans into the river below. Then he fires up the big truck and drives away.*

Scene ends

[Alfonso Sharp]

Sharp is pissed after seeing what Austin did to his IC title. Sharp is walking through the ROF studio and runs into Interview Johnson. Sharp shoves Johnson out of the way and barges into MR.Cameron's office, huffing and puffing about what just went down.

Sharp: What the hell just happened? Tell me you saw what Austin did with MY IC title!!

Mr.Cameron: You mean My IC title, last time I checked I'm in charge and he just tossed the ROF title in the river.

Sharp: Yeah, we'll I'm still the IC champion and I'm going to kill Austin. He's as good as dead, but I have a request...I want Austin alone. I want the chance to cripple that sun of bitch, and I want to do it alone. I want to break his neck so he can never wrestle again.

Mr.Cameron: I understand how you feel Sharp, but the match stays as is. If you want maybe NewJack or Icon-Outlaw will help you cripple Austin, but it all depends on who makes it to that match?

Sharp: I don't' get you, a few weeks ago you wanted Austin beat, and i did just that and now you're just letting him trash the ROF? I have one thing I plan on doing to Austin and that's making him bleed and not be able to walk again and I'm going to make anyone who's in my way pay..you got that Chief?

Sharp storms out of the office and takes off down the hall, Sharp's right next to his room when he see's a bald guys with a Stone Cold T-shirt on. Sharp grabs him from behind and slams him head first into the door. In the room sharp is stomping the hole into the guy. Sharp knows it's not Sharp, but he doesn't care he's ready to kill. Sharp grabs a Chair, picks up the guy places the chair on his throat and pushes both down. The chair wackes the guys throat and he flies back wards holding his throat. Sharp jump on top of him punching him over and over again. Finally we get a few ROF officials who try to pull Sharp off the guy.

Sharp: You wanna be like Austin? Now you are...now your going to be crippled just like he will be at Hell On Earth. I hope Austin see's this and knows he's pissed me off and now "The King of Pain" will be just that. I'm bringing the pain Austin can you handle it? I doubt it and I will walk out the IC Champion.

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

After all the chaos settles down, Mr. Michael Cameron approaches Alfonso Sharp in the hall way. Not very pleased with what has just happen.

Michael Cameron: Why? Why did you assault this man? He is part of the road crew you shmuck!! He helps put up everything that makes our show look great. Now, let me just tell you I have decided to do something about the IC title that Stone Cold through in the river earlier today. At Hell on Earth, you and Austin will fight it out in a street fight, for the first 5 minutes, and then....whoever wins between Icon-Outlaw and that filthy mouthed son of a bitch, New Jack, will join the match which will turn into a ladder match at that time.

sharp grows a smile on his face, revealing he likes the idea that mr. michael cameron came up with.

Michael Cameron: And, and......to make it even better, their will be a nice....new......shiny IC belt hanging above the ring for one of you to climb the ladder and reach. Now, Sharp, Don't let me down! You hear me mr., Do Not Let me DOWN!!!!

[Alfonso Sharp]

Sharp is walking around the back trying to cool off when Vince Ricardo approaches him about the big news

Vince: Sharp's it just been made official you and Stone Cold have 5 minutes to duke it out in a street fight before who ever wins the match between Icon-Outlaw and Newjack comes down and the ladder match begins how do you feel?

Sharp: How do I feel?

Sharp takes off his Shirt and is wearing a wife beater underneath it.

Sharp: I feel good Vince, see Mr.Cameron the stand up guy he is, has once again shown he can be a true angel. Stone-Cold not only do I get a new Shiny IC championship when I win the match, but I also get 5 min. with you one on one in a street fight. Do you know what that means Austin? It means I'm going to pound you up and down the arena at Hell on Earth for 5 min. before I have to worry about anyone trying to take you out.

Vince: This could be a great thing for you, but it could also be really bad, say Austin gets the upper hand before the 5 min. mark?

Sharp: Are you serious right now Vince?


Vince: (confused) uh, yeah what do you mean am I serious?

Sharp: Oh, my god I can't believe you think Austin has a chance against me at Hell on Earth, in fact follow me.

Sharp takes Vince and the Camera Man to a room marked "Stone Cold"

Sharp: This is that Son of a bitches locker room.

Sharp tries the knob and sees the door is locked, finally Sharp starts to kick it till he break the door down.

Vince: What if Austin shows up?

Sharp: Are you serious? Austin doesn't have the balls to show up when I'm here...let's go..

Sharp drags Vince in the locker room and begins to go through the lockers and the luggage.


Sharp: Look what we got here, he's his Stone Cold skull vest.

Sharp goes into the bath room and sticks it in the toilet.

Vince: Sharp, Austin's going to kill you for doing, that water ruins leather

Sharp: Why am I not surprised you know that Vince, look you think I care what Austin thinks...looks at this

Sharp pulls out a black vest that has Hollywood blondes written on the back of it, Sharp notices it says BP in the front of it.

Sharp: Holly Shit, this is Brian Pillmans' Hollywood blondes vest....I'm putting this thing on...

Vince: Sharp I think that's a bad idea I mean Pillman passed away and they were such good friends I mean, Austin's gonna explode if he sees you messing...


Sharp: We'll it's kinda tight...lets see, you ever watch Saturday Night Live when Chris Farley was on?

Vince: Yeah, why? Oh, god no Sharp.

Sharp: (sharps sings) Big guy in a little Coat

The vest tears right up the middle

Sharp: Oh, we'll Austin I guess something you love just got destroyed, Hell I dont' care if this was Brian Pillman's or not...

Sharp throws everything around the room and pulls out a spray can from his back pocket. Tagging Sharpshot across the Lockers.

Vince: Sharp I can't believe what you've done here, Austin will definitely be out for revenge at Hell on Earth

Sharp: You think I care Vince? He tossed my IC championship into the river, the lease I could do was leave him a love note and let him know I'll be waiting for him at Hell on Earth. He'll be lucky if he can drive to the arena without seeing me there to attack him. You wanted this to be personal Austin? Oh, it's personal Street Fight Austin...come as you are....and once I'm done with you I'll let the vultures pick at your bones while I climb that ladder and grab my New IC Championship and remind everyone why...I'll always be better than you...see you there Chump stain.

Vince; Sharp, I heard in my ear piece security is coming up here to see what's going on.

Sharp: That's fine Vince, were on our way out anyways see you there Austin and be ready for the fight of your life. I wont' let Mr.Cameron down Austin your career will end at Hell on Earth...lets get outta here Vince...

Sharp and Vince walk out as the scene fades to black

["Stone Cold" Steve Austin]

*The Next day, Stone Cold Steve Austin Pulls up to the arena parking lot in Miami Florida, in his black "Austin 3:16" Truck. He slams on the breaks, pulling into a parking spot. He shuts the truck off and is immediately met by Vince Ricardo*

Vince Ricardo: "Steve! Steve! Man am I glad I found you before Alfonso Sharp did. He is in a baaaaaad mood I tell ya, and I don't think your going to like his way of revenge"

Stone cold: "What the hell do you mean Vince? What the hell has that son of a bitch done this time?"

Vince Ricardo: (Out of breath still)"He.....He.....He got into your locker and destroyed some of you memoribillia, like the Hollywood Blondes vest that belonged to the late Brian Pillman, and he flushed your 3:16 Vest down the toilete as well."

*Stone Cold grows a furious look on his face, which has turned the rattlesnake 3 shades of red. He shoves vince ricardo back to a safe distance and hops back in his truck. He squeels the tires in reverse and then in drive he squeels them again, leaving a huge cloud of smoke in his trail.*

Vince Ricardo: "Oh Boy, Baton down the hatches fella's......Hell has arrived"

*It's uncertain where Austin is going, but it's clear on his face that he himself knows exactly where he's going. About an hour and a half later, the rattlesnake arrives to his destination in a nice suburb. He gets out of his truck and reaches in the back and pulls out a tire iron. He walks through somebody's really nice yard, smashing a beautiful water fountain in the middle of it and keeps going until he reaches the front door. He rings the doorbell. That is then we notice the name on the mailbox reading "The Sharp Family". Austin takes one look at it and smashes it with the tire iron also. A nice looking woman answers the door, startled*

Mrs. Sharp: "C-can I....I help you? Your That Austin Guy, aren't you? MY HUSBAND IS GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS"

*Unfortunately for Mrs. Sharp, this only enrages Austin that much more, and he forces his way into the house as Mrs. Sharp exits the house Screaming.*

Austin: (Smashing everything in his sight) "Son of a bitch, wanna tear Brian Pillmans Jacket up......I'll tear everything you own up, cock sucker!!! Here, How you like this....

*Austin smashes the huge oval mirror over the fire place and then rips the family picture off the wall and shreads it to pieces. Just about that time, two little kids come down the stairs crying and screaming for their mommy. Austin Pauses long enough to pick the smallest child up and carry him to the door safely. And then returns to destroying the sharp home.*

Austin: "Well look what we got here, looks like a brand new 62" plasma television that was just pulled out of the box. Now, I know that messin' with another mans TV is like messin' with his wife ...so.....maybe I ought not do that........But I'm a gonna, take this you piece of crap!"

*Austin tosses the Tire Iron into the plasma TV, causing it to spark and crackle loudly. Then he grabs a huge butcher knife off the counter and heads upstairs after destroying the entire downstairs. He walks into one of the childrens room first, then immediately turns around and heads into another room, the master bedroom of Alfonso Sharp and his wife.*

Austin: (Still Furious) "Whoa, this looks like a really expensive waterbed. Welp, it aint worth a god dam thing NOW!!!"

*Austin Takes a knife and cuts the waterbed right down the center, causing massive ammounts of water to flow out onto the bedroom floor. Austin is soaked, but it doesn't slow him down one bit as he kicks holes in the walls and shatters pictures on the wall. He goes into the family bathroom and pulls the sink out of the wall, causing more water to flow. At that moment, Austin can Hear police sirens, but it doesn't stop him. He continues to destroy everything in his path.*

Austin: "How do ya like me now Sharp? Huh? You think this is something? Just wait until Hell on Earth you son of a bitch! Austin 3:16 is coming for you with the biggest can of whoop ass you'll ever see in your pathetic life!!"

*Just after that, the police appear with guns drawn. Austin automatically raises his hands as he shakes his head. The officers handcuff Austin and remove him from the house. As they exit the Hous, Austin Flips off Mrs. sharp with his hands cuffed behind his back and calls her a filthy whore. The police shove Austin in the back of a cruiser. Austin just stares and smiles at the destruction he has left behind. As the Scene comes to an end, Austin shouts through the back window....*

Austin: "Hey Alfonso, Don't you worry.....I'll still be there with the biggest can of whoop ass on Sunday, you can be damn sure about that you mealy mouth son of a bitch! What? I said you mealy mouth son of a bitch!"

(Scene Ends)

[New Jack]

* The scene re-opens as we continue with the New Jack police chace. We see the last part of the other segment where New Jack drives through Icon Outlaws wall and into the street. We then cut to what is going on now. We see them speed down the street, police right behind them. We now see inside the vehicle. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: See, police always being racist against a brother. What the hell did I do wrong?[/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: YOU DROVE THROUGH A MAN HOUSE![/glow]

* New Jack gives the camera man a dirty look. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: It was locked... what did you want me to do? Wait till the little hoe came home and say, "Why excuse me Mr. Outlaw, may I come into your house and look through your stuff?" Fuck dat. I did what needed to be done.[/glow]

* Suddenly the cameramans phone rings, and he pulls it out. *

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: Hello?...What? Ye...Yes he's right here. It's for you.[/glow]

* The camera man passes the phone to New Jack. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Dis better be fucking important, I'm a little pre ocupied right now... WHAT! Bullshit![/glow]

* New Jack shuts the phone hard and throws it at the Cameraman. *

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: What's a matter?[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: That little fuck set my apparment on fire![/glow]

* New Jack dose a U-turn right in the middle of the road. The cops get thrown off and slam on the breaks. Some slam into eachother. There is now only one cop car following New Jack. *

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: Where are we going?[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: You some kinda fuckin retard? I'm going to my house![/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: But the police...[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: I know how to take care of the blue suits. [/glow]

* New Jack dose another violent turn to his left. He hits a fence violantly and both men jerk forward. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Comeon sack nut, lets go![/glow]

* They both get out of the car, and New Jack climbs onto the car and jumps over the fence. The cameraman follows. New Jack runs behind a building and we hear sirens following. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: What the hell, he's always around here... there he is![/glow]

* New Jack runs up to an old hobo looking black guy. New Jack grabs the mans jacket, and throws his at him, as well as his hat. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Here man, take it, it's charity. Just put it on.[/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Hobo(while putting on the stuff): Thank you kind sir. You know, it's ice to see youngsters like you are still out...[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Yea yea, ya look great. See ya![/glow]

* New Jack runs up a fire escap, and instructs the camera man to follow. He dose, and New Jack makes him squat down. They look high above down at the hobo below. Suddenly, a police officer runs by and sees the hobo. *

[glow=blue,2,300]Police Officer #1: There he is! [/glow]

[glow=white,2,300]Police Officer #2: Lets get him![/glow]

* The cameraman goes to stand up and speak, but New Jack holds him down. *

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: Hey, that guy didn't do anything. Your gonna get him put in jail. [/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Better him them us dumb fuck. Now sit back and watch the streets do their thing. [/glow]

* Five police man run up and grab the man. *

[glow=blue,2,300]Police Officer #1: You have the right to remain scilence, anything you say... [/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]Hobo (Tryin to scream over the man talking.): I didn't do nothin! I'm innocent! A man gave me this stuff! I swear.[/glow]

* Police man number one continues to read him his rights. *

[glow=pink,2,300]Police Officer #3: Yeah right, your just another law breakin nigger![/glow]

* The police officer strikes him with his night stick. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack(whispering to the cameraman): Ya see! I told ya all police officers are racist pigs![/glow]

[glow=brown,2,300]Police Officer #4(to Police Officer # 5): He says he was framed.[/glow]

[glow=orange,2,300]Police Officer #5: Yeah, but he's drunk. [/glow]

[glow=brown,2,300]Police Officer #4: Well, looks like our work is done here, another useles peice of shit put away.[/glow]

* The men throw the man violently into the car, and drive off. New Jack waits a minute before finally letting the camerman get up. *

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: I can't belive you put that man in jail just to save yourself! [/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Hey, if I went down you woulda went down with me! You were guilty by association! [/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: Umm... well.. He was homeless, so now he has food and a warm place to sleep, right?[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: HAHA! I'm startin to like you slap nutz! Lets go. [/glow]

* They go down the fire escape, and begin walking. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Well I'll be a sumofabitch, we have to walk now. Oh well, ony about 3 blocks. [/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: So, if you beat Icon Outlaw, you get a shot at the IC title in a ladder match. That must be pretty frightning, a ladder match.[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Well first off hoe bag, I WILL defeat Icon Outlaw. Secondly, pfft, I've been in extreme rules matches, Japanesse death matches, scafold matches! I ain't afraid of no Home Depot specialty! Hell, a ladder will be a nice change from jummping off the things i've jummped off. I just feel bad for the poor fuckers becuase there are no rules, and there are no limitations to what I can and will do during that match. [/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: Well Stone Cold Steve Austin will be in that match. He is, in his own words, one tough SOB![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Well, he may be a son of a bitch, actually, he probabbly is. But I don't think tough is the word to describe him. How about "The Bald Headed Little Bitch"? That sounds like a good nick name for Austin. If ya agree with me, give me a hell ya![/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: Um... hell ya?[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Say it like ya mean it fucka! HELL YA![/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Camerman: HELL YA![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: See little white hommie, ya gotta have balls to hang with Da Natural Born Killa! Anyway, back to Austin. Listen here Baldy The Hoeman! You DO NOT...WANNA FUCK...WITH ME! I am New Jack mutha fucha. To quote a great man, Ric Flair, " I am the Knife Weildin', Crack Dealin, Arrive on vacation, Leave on probation, Head Stompin, Son of a gun...With a gun"[/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: I think Flairs is diffrent. It's like...[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: You callin me a liar?[/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: No! NO! I was just sayin...[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: I don't like being called a fuckin liar![/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: No! You missunderstood! I was just...[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: OH! So now I'ma moron huh? You got some fuckin nerve.[/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameramn: NO! Look you were right.[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: What dose Ric Flair say? Huh? Comeon.[/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: What you said.[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: What dose he say?![/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: WHAT YOU SAID![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: WHAT DOSE HE SAY![/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: I am the Knife Weildin', Crack Dealin, Arrive on vacation, Leave on probation, Head Stompin, Son of a gun...With a gun" OK![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack(calm): There we go little stacks. Now wasn't that easy?[/glow]

* They continue to walk in scilence until New Jack continues. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Anyways, that retard Austin is gonna get a boat drivin through his red neck! I mean, he is so dumb, he dosen't understand a thing![/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: What are you talking about?[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: The idot says "What?" after everything someone says![/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: I think that is a mind game he likes to play with his opponents...[/glow]

* New Jack glares at him angerly. *

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: Nope, he's dumb. Your right. Anyway, what about Alphons Sharp? He's the champ, and for a reason![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: That's right, you know your role. Anyway, Alphonso Sharp? That bleach blonde prick can't hold a candle to me. I told you when I first came here that little pansy ass hoe was gonna be my first victum! Just turns out now he is gonna be my second victum! Listen, if he wants to throw his little shots in at me, thats fine, hell, he can add all the fuel to the fire he wants! The final outcome will all be the same, at Hell on Earth, that mutha fuckas gonna get his ass burned! [/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameramman: Man, you have quite an ego on you don't you? [/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Man, I ain't got no ego man, I just love how awsome I am. And soon Alphonso " The Fucking Florida Faggot" Sharp, and The Redneck Bitch Steve Austin will realize that. [/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: Well, I'm not so sure about all that, but...[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Shut the fuck up, we are here... OH SON OF A BITCH![/glow]

* We just see the shocked expression on New Jacks face as the scene ends. *

[glow=silver,2,300]TO BE CONTINUED [/glow]

[Alfonso Sharp]

Here we are at tonights house show....Alfonso Sharp was going to come down to the ring for an interview in front of the fans, but we got something a little different. a match between Batista vs. some local jobber ends Batista makes his way back to the locker room, when The theme for Wcw's Hollywood blondes blasts over the p.a. the lights dim down and the fans aren't' sure what to expect. Finally we see Alfonso Sharp walk down the ramp. He's wearing the Ripped up Brian Pillman Hollywood Blonde Jacket as he makes his way to the ring. The Fans begin to boo and scream insults at Sharp, but he's use to it, he goes corner to corner raising his arms in the air. We hear the fans getting angrier and angrier as Sharp slides under the top rope and grabs the mic and slides back in.


Sharp: We'll, it's been a crazy night for myself as I'm sure all you morons know Stone Cold Steven Austin was arrested after breaking into my house, damaging my stuff, and even threating my wife...but really didn't I already tell all of you what kinda guy Austin was? I know I remember hearing reports about him hitting women, lucky for him he was smart enough to not touch my wife

Fans are booing Sharp

Sharp: I don't understand how you people out there are cheering a man who attacks my wife....(more fan cheers), breaks my brand new Tv....and my daughters water bed. Austin, thank god I have Insurance on everything I buy. But this will not be forgotten. Now I see how I could of pushed you over the edge by ruining your leather sex clothes. I mean who wears leather vests anymore?

The fans are Chanting Austins' name and Sharp is walking around the ring shaking his head.

Sharp: But honestly I've been a Brian Pillman fan since I first saw him wrestle. Hell, remember when he's wear those tights that were the colors and design of the Cincinnati Bangels...I do...But Austin I tore this here Vest for a reason...You Don't Deserve IT!!! If Brian Pillman could kick your ass right now, he would. Even he's up in heaven turning and looking down and wondering why he was ever your friend.


WE start to hear a Pillman Chant, Sharp hearing this grabs the left side of the vest he ripped and throws it into the crowd. The fans go nuts trying to grab it.

Sharp: This side I'll keep Austin. The BP initials I'm keeping this, as a memeory....a memory of the time I beat up Stone Cold Steven Austin in a street fight in less than 5 min. Because Austin, you've made this extremely personal and now it must end that way. The only way I will stop trying to kill you is the day you retire.....that day will be Hell On Earth!! You can talk all the smack you want...you can trash my IC title...you can try and break my stuff, but you never...I SAY NEVER tough my family. And for those fans who don't' know Austin is sitting in a county Jail right now for breaking and entering and is probably getting what he always wanted......a Big Tattooed Boyfriend named Bubba.

the fans are chanting for Austin and Sharp cant' believe what he's hearing.

Sharp: Austin you enjoy your time in the joint, because Sun. will be the last time your seen here in ROF, I am going to retire you once and for all and when I climb that ladder and take down my new IC title you will never and I mean Never get a shot at it again. Hell after our Street Fight you'll be lucky if you don't need to be pushed around in a wheel chair. As for Icon-Outlaw or Newjack please don't think your an after thought. You guys are both dangerous dangerous individuals, but if you get in my way the only thing your going to be is the next victims. I will retain my Championship this Sunday and I will walk to the back with my IC Championship and prove once again I am the man.

This time Sharp's music blasts over the P.A. and Sharp goes to the corner and raises the other half of the Vest he has with Brian Pillmans Initials and the fans are pissed off, but Sharp just smiles and leaves the ring. Sharp is followed by 6 ROF Security guards that Mr.Cameron has ordered to follow Sharp to keep him away from Austin and to keep Austin away from him.

[Icon-Outlaw]

We are live on the set of Larry King, with Larry King's special guest, The one and only Icon-Outlaw. He sits across from Larry with a glass of water ready to answer questions and talk about the upcoming PPV Hell on Earth.

Larry King: "Thank you for being on the Show Icon, and congratulations on your shot at the IC title which will take place this sunday night in Dayton Ohio"

Icon-Outlaw: "Thank You Larry, But first I have to get past New Jack before I get a shot at the IC title, but don't worry.....Icon will be getting his shot becuase New Jack is simply a warm up match."

Larry King: "At the beginning of the show, we showed some clips of you and New Jack, you two are out to kill each other....would that be safe to say?"

Icon-Outlaw: "Just like any other black ass, New Jack is all talk and trying to intimidate the Icon, but I've got news for him......The Icon can't be intimidated. You cant intimidate and intimidator"

Larry King: "Ok, Just want to tell you to keep your racial comments to yourself....we are on live TV after all."

Icon-Outlaw: "I'll say whatever I want to say Larry, You people knew who you were bringing on the show, so if you don't like it.....we can call it quits right now. Screw that Nigga, he's got the beating of his life coming at hell on earth and when all is said and done, he's going to be begging to be sent back to prison."

Larry King: "O...Oka.....I guess we will just have to keep our censor button working for this interview. I got an e-mail here from a.....Cindy Mackenwash, from Detroit Michigan. She writes "Hey Icon, I am a huge fan of yours, how do you feel about your odds of beating New Jack and then going on to win The IC Title in a ladder match?"

Icon-Outlaw: "Thank you Cindy and I feel the odds are in my favor. After I beat New Jacks black (*Censored*), I will go into a match with Alfonso Sharp and Steve Austin who have already been going at it and they won't have much gas in the tank by the time I get there. I'll just beat their ass's down and climb the ladder, should be a quick match"

Larry King: "Ok then. Now were going to take a call from Devon Andrews from Chicago Illinois. Devon, are you there?"

Devon: "Yes Larry, I'm here. High Icon, I am a devoted Stone Cold Steve Austin Fan, and was wandering how do you think Austin will be out of gas only after five minutes with Alfonso sharp....I hope he kicks your mother (Censored) (censored) (Censored) You dumb bald headed son of a (Censored)"

*Finally, the call is disconnected and Icon is furious*

Icon-Outlaw: "Hey you Piece of (Censored) I hope your ready to watch your stupid hero fall to my defeat. Because at hell on earth I am going to make it a point to beat him into oblivion. You got that you sack of (Censored)?"

*Icon Realizes his words are being censored and turns his attention to Larry King's camera people*

Icon-Outlaw: "Don't you be censoring my words, this is america and I have the freedom of speech."

*Larry King is visibly upset, but continues the interview anyway*

Larry King: "Well, let's move on and try to get everybody calmed down. This is simply an interview, it's not a wrestling show. Let me just ask you Icon what your strategy is heading into your possible 2 matches this sunday?"

Icon-Outlaw: (Still pissed off)"It's as simple as this, I go in and beat the ever living shit out of that punk ass nigga, make him bleed until he passes out and then stomp on his black ass some more. Then I am gonna go get ready for Steve Austin and that queer looking mutha fucka, Alfonso Sharp! Once I get involved in that match, I am coming at them two with the biggest ass whoopin' either one of them have ever encountered. Then I am going to take my racist ass up that ladder and claim the IC title, it's as simple as that. It doesn't take much thinking when your facing a bunch of dumb ass's. inparticularly New Jack. Next question!!!"

*Larry King is blown away by Icon-Outlaws words and just sits there stunned for a few seconds*

Icon-Outlaw: "I said Next Question Larry, Cat got you by the tongue?"

Larry King: "Okay, uhm....lets take another call. We've got Buster Lewis on the phone.....go ahead Buster, with your question"

Buster: "Hi Larry, Hello Icon-Outlaw. My question is 'how can you sleep at night after you burnt New Jacks house down? I mean, he's got a family just like you and he's just trying....."

*Icon cuts the caller off*

Icon-Outlaw: "You stupid son of a bitch, have you seen what that nigga has done to me? I dont hear you complaining about that. I did what I had to do and I sleep pretty damn good at night! Jesus, can we get a someone on the fuckin phone who knows what their talking about? someone with an IQ bigger than their shoe size?"

*Larry King tells his camera people to wrap it up as they go to commercial. Icon gets enraged and starts tearing the set up. He shoves Larry King, making him fall to the ground. A security guard comes onto the set, but Icon Outlaw sends him crashing through a glass window. Icon knocks over a couple camera, causing them to spark and burst into flames. As we come back from commercial break, all the viewers see is total carnage and one pissed off Icon Outlaw*

(End Scene)

[Alfonso Sharp]

We see Alfonso Sharp in his locker room getting ready for his match. There are 4 security guards in front of Alfonso Sharp's locker room, there not there to protect Sharp, but to make sure Sharp doesn't go to attack anyone else. Sharp's not wearing his usual wrestling gear, he's wearing a black wife beater that says sharp on the chest, jeans and boots. Vince comes in to get a few words with Sharp before the match

Vince: I'm here just to get a few words with you, first of all what are your thoughts about Icon-Outlaw and New Jack going at it.

Sharp: Quite honestly I don't' care who wins that match, either way someones retiring, and who ever wins this match is lucky enough that they are going to be in the ring with myself and Stone Cold Steve Austin. If they are smart they will just stay outta our way, because I will cripple Austin and climb that ladder and claim my brand New IC Championship

Vince: Ok, I'm very nervous about asking this one, but what about Stone Cold?

You can hear the fans in the arena cheer when they mention Stone Cold

Sharp: We'll Stone Cold I hope you enjoyed your time in Jail and I hope it made you put your life in perspective. See you can't handle a match against me, let alone the fact we will be going at it, just the two of us for 5 min. before who ever wins that newjack and Icon-Outlaw match gets to come out and join us.

Vince; We've heard that Austin is out of jail and was seen driving to the arena.

Sharp: Like I care, see I dropped the Chargest against Austin. Austin I wanted you to spend some time in that jail cell and think about your future...acutally your lack of one. See I have you for 5 min. alone in a street fight. That's 5 min. for me to beat you from ring post to ring post. You've never been in a street fight against me Austin and you wont like it. I'm going to make you bleed Austin!! This will be match of the year hell match of the decade and if you somehow survive that first 5 min. Then it just means I get to beat you and which ever chump wins with a ladder, then I climb up that ladder and claim my prize.

Vince; I notice you still have half the Brian Pillman Vest, I cant believe you actually ripped it and gave half to the fans at the arena yesterday.

Sharp: Hey, Sharp loves the fans...lol..yea right, the only reason I through it out to the fans was because I want it as far away from Austin as possible. See Austin I own this (Sharp lifts up the other side of the vest) Brian Pillman would look at you now and laugh. Hell, he's probably doing that from Heaven right now!! HE knows you are half the man you use to be Austin and after tonight, there won't be any man left. Ha, after tonight maybe you can become Stardusts girlfriend because he's the only one who will would want to be seen with you. Austin tonight your my BITCH. And I'm going to prove why I' m that good.You got your interview Vince, now get out, because I have a match coming up and I have to make sure I'm ready for it. Hell, I'm the guy who will retire Stone Cold Steve Austin!!

[New Jack]

[glow=red,2,300]* CONTINUED FROM ICON OUTLAW VS NEW JACK *[/glow]

* The scene once again with a shot of a huge smile on New Jacks face. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack : HAHAHA! Whitey, whats crackin!?[/glow]

* The camera swerves to see Michael Cameron standing in the door way with an angry and hesitant look on his face. *

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr. Cameron: What...in the Hell... do you want?![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Well hommie, Bitchcon Outlaw seemed to have burned my aparment down, so it looks like we are roomates![/glow]

* New Jack pushes Mr. Cameron out of the way, and enters the house. *

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr. Cameron: On no you don't. You get your discusting, ignorant, filthy mouthed ass out of my house! I couldn't care less if your house was set on fire! That is not my problem![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Well you see, that is where you are wrong Mikey. You see, in every ROF contract it specifically states that "If a superstar," that being me, "has his or her residency", thats a house by the way... I looked it up. Anyways " If any superstar has his or her residency lost due to a fire related insident, then the owner", that being you of course, "the owner must provide housing for that individual for as long as needed!" Now, where do you keep your boo's?[/glow]

* New Jack goes over and opens the fridge looking for the beers. Mr. Cameron goes over and shuts the door. *

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr. Cameron: I don't keep beer in my house you ingrate! And I don't care what the hell kinda little lupol you found in your contract. There is NO way you are living here. [/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Wait... NO BEER??? What the hell do you drink? [/glow]

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr. Cameron: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack(heading for the door): Fine. I guess I'll just have to sue yo ass for breach of contract, and you won't have a fuckin house for me to even live in![/glow]

* New Jack begins to go for the door, and Mr. Cameron stops him. *

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr. Cameron: Hey now, no need to get hasty. Just come on in here. [/glow]

* New Jack comes back inside. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: That's more like it![/glow]

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr. Cameron: Now look, you can stay here. BUT! Under my rules. Understand me?[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: We cool. But, there is one more catch! You gotta let little hommie over here stay too![/glow]

* New Jack points to the cameraman. *

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr. Cameron: FINE![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Yeah, you see man, I told ya I'd find us a place![/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: That you did. [/glow]

* New Jack sits down on Mr. Cameron's huge luxury sofa, kicks off his shoes, and puts his feet up on the coffee table. *

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr. Cameron: What in the hell are you doing?! Treat this place like it's your own![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Alright.[/glow]

* Mr. Cameron grabs New Jacks shoes and sets them by the door. He turns around to see New Jack unbuckling his pants. *

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr. Cameron: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING NOW!!![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: You said treat this place like it's my own. At my house I sit butt naked! [/glow]

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr. Cameron: Well at my house, we keep our clothes on![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack(re buttoning up): Fine! [/glow]

* Mr. Cameron and New Jack both sit down on the giant couch, as far away from eachother as possible. The cameraman sits in a chair across from them so we can see them both. *

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr Cameron: So how long are you gonna have to live here anyways?[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Pfft, until I can afford another fucking house. [/glow]

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr. Cameron: Well how long will that be?[/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: He has 23 dollars! [/glow]

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr. Cameron: Holly mother of hell. I'll be right back. DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING![/glow]

* Mr. Cameron walks off and enters a room, presumably the bathroom. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Well, this is a nice little place. A nigga could get used to this. [/glow]

[glow=gold,2,300]Cameraman: Well, I wouldn't get used to it. With the two matches you have this week you may be spending most of your time in a hospital.[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Man you must be stupid. That homo Icon Outlaw is about as threatining as a box of butterflys. Hell, he couldn't injure a butterfly! And if I get injured it will probably be from me jumping off the fucking ladder. [/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: I think you may be underestimating Austin and Alphonso. They are two very capable superstars, and both also very vicious I have heard.[/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Please, are you serious? Stone Cold Steve Austin is nothin more than a glorifyed hillbilly, and Alphonso Sharp is just a Florida faggot who likes to pretty himself up and look nice for his one fan! Who alson happens to be his mother! Look, Ima make them bleed, Ima make them suffer, and ima make them wish they NEVER got into the ring with Da Original Gangsta, The Natural Born Killa, New Jack![/glow]

* We hear the sound of a toliet flushing, and Mr. Cameron comes out of the bathroom. *

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr. Cameron(with a fake yawn): Well, I guess I'm going to go to bed. You just keep it down. [/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: Well I guess this is as good a time as any to discus sleeping arangements. I say I get the bed, and you and whitey share the couch. That cool with you?[/glow]

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr. Cameron: I AM SLEEPING IN MY BED![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: That's fine with me. I've been to jail, I ain't shy. Good night whitey. [/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: Night. You two behave. [/glow]

* Mr. Cameron watches as New Jack walks into his room. Mr. Cameron turns to the Cameraman. *

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr. Cameron: Is this man serious?[/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman: I think so. Looks like it. Soo... can I get a blanket for out here?[/glow]

* Mr. Cameron gives the man a look of hatred. We then hear New Jack from the other room. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: DUDE! You have one of those Temperpedic beds!? Now that's the shit! [/glow]

* We hear the sound of springs, presumably New Jack jumping on the bed. *

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: This bed is big enough for two people. Shit, back in the hood 6-7 people would be in a bed like this![/glow]

* Mr. Cameron lets out a sigh and heads into the bedroom, shuting the door. We then hear from inside the room. *

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr. Cameron: I SAID KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON![/glow]

[glow=yellow,2,300]New Jack: MAN I ALWAYS SLEEP IN THE NUDE![/glow]

* We then see a shot of the cameraman on the couch. *

[glow=green,2,300]Cameraman(muttering to himself): I guess that means no blanket for me?[/glow]

* The scene fades to black as we see the cameraman lay down. As the scene goes completly black, we hear from the other room. *

[glow=gold,2,300]Mr. Cameron: GET...THE HELL...ON YOUR OWN SIDE![/glow]

[glow=red,2,300]* Scene ends.*[/glow]