Rock/Stardust Vs. Nightmare/AJ Fox PPV

[Mr. Cameron (President)]

-This match is an interpromotion match for the R.O.F. world tagteam championship.
-All Posts for this match to be posted here.
-500 word minimum, all posts will be read carefully.
-Deadline is friday @ Midnight.

[The Rock]

**The Rock storms through the locker room door, with his R.O.F. tagteam belt dangling in his left hand. He seems energized and like a man on a mission as he heads torwards the ring area at a ROF house show. A couple hundred feet behind him, is Stardust, still trying to put his left boot on and catch up with his tagteam partner.**

Stardust: "H-hey.....wait Rock, I'm coming. Someone tied my two boots together.......Hold on, I'm on my way"

**The Rock's music hits and the crowd jumps up out of their seats. The Rock, still looking like a man on a mission as he walks straight to the ring, without looking at anything but the ring. He gets in and is handed a mic by someone at ringside.**

Rock: ".......Finally.......The Rock Has Come Back to Wisconsin........Now, lets cut the crap and get right down to why the Rock has come out here tonight. Next sunday night, Hell on Earth.....The Rock and Stardust putting the tagteam titles on the line against those hermaphrodite suns a bitches from the CWF, AJ Sux and Societies Legcramp!!!"

**The Crowd gets a huge laugh out of the Rock's comments. And in return, deliver a huge pop for the Rock**

Rock: "Now, normally the Rock doesn't like to talk about his personal life, but last night the Rock was out on the town.....right here in Wisconsin.....and just so happen to have run into those pieces of monkey crap, and the Rock.....as usual,.....was ready to throw down right there on the spot.....but AJ Fox stops me and says......."Dear Rocky, Please don't hurt me or Societies Nightmare.....please give us until the pay per view to let the whole world know that we ABSOLUTELY SUCK!!!!"

**Huge Pop from the crowd**

Rock: "And then that freak on a leash himself, Societies Nightmare, walked up and almost crapped his pants right there on the spot as he dropped to one knee and folded his hands in prayer, he said......'Dear lord, please tell the Rock that me and AJ Fox are actually love partners and we've never been in a fight before and....and ......and' And the Rock said "And shut the hell up, you piece of trailer park trash"

**Another Huge Pop as the Rock strolls around the ring**

Rock: "Now the Rock Says This, all jokes aside, without a doubt this coming sunday will be the biggest, and I mean Biggest pay per view in the history of the ROF, and let me be the first to tell you all.......I have seen and been at them all. And Now we have another company trying to cash in on the ROF's glory, uh-uh.....it doesn't work like that!! The Rock is gonna turn his size 12 shiny boot sideways.....and stick it straight up all their candy ass's and send them back to where they come from with something they will never forget!"

**Suddenly, AJ Fox and Societies Nightmare sneak out of the crowd and jump in the ring. AJ Fox is caught with a jarring right hook by the Rock. The Rock continues to nail AJ Fox, but is soon brought to his knees by a shot to the back of the head from Societies Nightmare. Boo's from the crowd echo through the arena. The Rock Tries to fight back, but is no match for the two CWF members as they continue to pound on the Rock. Then a huge pop can be heard from the crowd**

Vince Ricardo: "Thank God, Here Comes Stardust Kenny"
Kenny Johnson: "Good lord, he's not wearing any pants Vince"

Vince Ricardo: "No, But he's got a ball bat"
Kenny Johnson: "But he doesn't have any pants on"

(Scene ends. To be Continued)

[Stardust]

*Stardust, in only his underwear and his full body painted gold, comes running into the ring with the basebal bat. He starts swinging and the two guys from CWF scatter out of the ring and back through the crowd. Stardust helps The Rock up to his feet and then grabs the microphone*

Stardust: Rock...Rocky!...you alright there.

The Rock(out of breath): I...I'll be fine.

Stardust: You sure? Would you like to...mmm...hold my wood?

*The Rock looks at Stardust sharply*

The Rock: The hell is wrong with your fruity ass? I just got sneak attacked and you ask me if I want to..hold your wood? And on top of all of that, where in the Blue hell is your clothes?

Stardust: I ment the baseball bat Rocky!

*Stardust holds the bat up*

Stardust: Well, I didn't have time to get dressed, I saw you get attacked and rushed down as fast as I could. I almost didn't get my delicates on. If that happened then you woulda seen...mmm...some reeaaalll wood.

The Rock: That's it! That's it! I'm gonna kick your candy ass right here right now.

Stardust: No, no, no save that agression for the PPV Rocky. Remember, the future of the ROF Tag Team Titles depend on us. And just think, at the PPV when you are 100% and not attacked from behind and I...have clothes on...we'll be unstoppable like we always are. Rock lets face it, there is nobody on the ROF roster, much less some other raunchy fed that can beat us when we are at our best.

*The Rock stands there with his hands on his hips, thinking about what Stardust has said*

The Rock: Well...as much as I hate to say it...you're right. With my speed, strength, athleticism, and overall greatness and your...your...your....well with you, we are unstoppable! AJ Sucks Cox and Societies Wetdream, we aren't DX but we have two words for you...BRING IT!

*The Rock's music plays and The Rock goes to the top rope to pose for the fans as the scene fades to black*

[St. Anger]

***Societies Nightmare and AJ Fox are in a GOLDs fitness center, practicing some wrestling maneuvers in a boxing ring. As the two men finish, CWF reporter, Kevin Gordon is waiting outside the ring to talk to the future ROF tagteam champions.***

Kevin Gordon: "Gentlemen, may I say that suddenly the CWF fans are on the bandwagon known as the CWF invasion of the ROF. And nothing would please them more if you two brought home the ROF tagteam championship."

Societies Nightmare: "Let me tell you something Kevin, there will be no disappointments come this sunday. When me and AJ here step in the ring with the Rock and Stardust, we'll make them look like the true idiots they really are. Me and AJ have been training hard, and not because of our match, but instead.....we want to look and feel like we are in the best shape of our lives when we return home with the ROF world tagteam titles."

Kevin: "So let me get this straight gentlemen, if you guys win the ROF tagteam titles, you will be bringing them to the CWF and the ROF will be without tagteam gold?"

AJ Fox: "You got that right Kevin! We walk in, we take the titles, and we bring them home to the CWF. And when St. Anger captures the ROF world heavyweight title, the ROF will be left without a leg to stand on. And that's our intentions, to bring them down and force them to close the doors."

Kevin: "Why are the Four Horsemen so persistant on having the ROF shut it's doors for good?"

Societies Nightmare: "Kevin, where the hell have you been? under a rock? Michael Cameron has alot of money, there's no secret about that. And in his own twisted way, he will slowly drive the CWF out of business if he has the chance, and we're not about to let him do that. Personally, I would love to have five minutes alone in the ring with Cameron."

AJ Fox: "Kevin, you know that the CWF is a hardcore, in your face, extreme organization. But the one thing that Krull doesn't have.....is deep pocket's. We wrestle for the thrill of it, not based on how well we get paid. But once we send the ROF packing, we see a huge salary in our future. So, bringing down the glits and glam of the ROF is our goal.....for sure."

**Societies Nightmare grabs a sports bottle and squirts it all over the top of his head**

Societies Nightmare: "We don't really care that the guys in the ROF will be without a job. People like the Rock, who walks around in $2,000 shirts and expensive rolex watches, we despise. At hell on earth, me and AJ are going to beat the gold off of Stardust, and we're going to beat him so bad that all the homesexual in him will be gone. So, we're actually doing him a favor. And the same goes for the Rock, after hell on earth he will be walking around in the unemployment line with good will clothes on."

Kevin Gordon: "Never before have the ratings been so high in the CWF, do you think that it's really going to make a difference if the Horsemen win or lose?"

AJ Fox: "What kind of question is that Kevin? Of course it matters. We dont give a damn about ratings, the CWF fans are tuning in to see us bring down the ROF, just like we did several years ago. To be quiet honest, I dont know what Michael Cameron was thinking, he should have known it would be a matter of time before the CWF came knocking."

Kevin: "Can I ask how the ROF general manager, Lewy, is doing?"

Societies Nightmare: "At first, Lewy was scared, and we roughed him up a little bit. But, the more time he spends in our custody, the more comfortable he has become. I wouldn't be surprised if he decides to stay with CWF. He's begun to enjoy his time here."

Kevin: "Really? last time I saw him he was in tears and gagged. But.....Okay."

AJ Fox: "Dam Kevin, who's side are you on? If Nightmare says Lewy is enjoying his time here, then take it for what it's worth. If we say we're going to bring the ROF down, and bring home the ROF tagteam titles.....then take it for what it's worth. If we say that we are the Four Horsemen.....then you best believe every word of it. How can anybody say that the four horsemen of yesterday were a dominant stable? When every time you turned around, someone was being kicked out and someone new was joining. I mean, there must have been a hundred Horsemen back in the Day. What we are doing is giving the Four Horsemen the name what it truly should have been back in the 80's. We will never split, we will not turn on each other....we will be as one"

Kevin Gordon: "Okay gentlemen, I thank you for your time and look forward to you guys bringing home the gold at hell on earth"

**Scene fades as Societies Nightmare and AJ Fox head for the showers**

[The Rock]

*The ROF Camera crews have set up shop inside the home of the Rock in Miami Florida. Vince Ricardo is sitting in a chair while the Rock and Stardust sit on the Rock's huge couch. Stardust looks around in amazement at the Rock's house.*

Rock: (To Stardust) "Remember what I said, keep your eyes forward and keep your hands off of my stuff, you got that freak?"

Stardust: "Yes, geesh, show a little faith. I know how to control myself and conduct a professional interview. And would you please quit calling me a freak?"

*Vince Ricardo gives the signal that they are about to give the interview.*

Vince Ricardo: "Hello everybody, I am Vince Ricardo sitting here in the beautiful mansion of the Rock. And with me is, The Rock Himself and his tagteam partner, Stardust. Let me start by asking how things have been going for you two, headed into the PPV?"

*The Rock starts to answer Vince Ricardo but is suddenly side tracked when he looks over to notice Stardust isn't sitting beside him anymore. But instead, Stardust is over tapping on the Rock's 500 gallon salt water fish tank.*

Stardust: "Wow, you look just like Nemo. Come here little fishy. Want something to eat little guy?"

*Stardust is just about to feed the fish when he's startled by the Rock, which makes him dump the whole canister of fish food into the aquarium. Causing the aquarium to look aweful.*

Rock: "Dammit Stardust!!!! What in thee blue hell have you done to the Rock's $7,000 fish tank?"

Stardust: "I, I, I just thought they might be a little hungry Rock.....Oooh, look at that one, he's gold Like Me."

Rock: "Sit your weird ass down and don't touch another thing. Son of a .......the rock won't have to feed them suns a bitches for a month now. Dammit!!"

*Stardust, with a pout look on his face, sits back down on the couch while the rock tries to scoop out some of the fish food. Then the rock, with a look of anger on his face, sits back down. Staring a whole through stardust*

Vince Ricardo: "Okay, where were we? Oh yea, I believe I was asking how things have been for the world tagteam champions, heading into the ppv?"

*The Rock starts to answer, but Stardust jumps in, shaking his finger and getting all excited*

Stardust: "Well Vinnie boy, let the Stardust tell you how things have been going. Aside from the intense training, your's truly has gotten his nails done and went shopping for a new blonde wig to wear to the ppv, Hell on Eath, and I even got the Rock a little something, you know, a token of my appreciation......go ahead Rocky, show them."

*The Rock rolls his eyes and looks at Vince Ricardo like he has no clue what Stardust is talking about. Then he leans over and whispers to Stardust*

Rock: "Listen, you sick ass, I told you not to bring that up. The Rock isn't about to talk about that stupid thing you got me....."

Stardust: "Why Rocky? it's nothing to be ashamed of."

Rock: "Shut up! Don't bring it up again, do you hear me?"

*Vince Ricardo seems to be getting restless as The Rock and Stardust bicker back and fourth*

Stardust: "But Rocky, nobody is going to say anything about those boxes of struddles I got you. Their delicious, have you even tried one?"

*The Rock gives off a fake smile to Vince, and then turns his attention back to Stardust with a furious look on his face*

Rock: "Dammit! I thought you knew how to conduct an interview. Shut up! Sit still! And definately don't move and don't mention anything about those rediculous Struddles."

*Eventually, The Rock turns his attention back to Vince Ricardo*

Rock: "Pardon Stardust, he hasn't been getting much sleep lately and is all jacked up on mountain dew. You know how that goes Vince."

Vince Ricardo: "Oh.....Okay, then we shall proceed.....I hope. Next question, are the two of you mentally and physically prepared for Societies Nightmare and AJ Fox, who are now calling themselves two of the four horsemen?"

Rock: "Vinnie my man, The Rock and Stardust are in the best shapes of our lives and........."

*The Rock looks over to see Stardust is gone again. He looks around the living room to see Stardust talking to the Rock's Parrot.*

Stardust: "Can you say...."Pretty bird"? Come on....say it. (No repsponse from the parrot) Can you Say ......Stardust? Come on now, I know you can say it."

*Stardust keeps trying, and finally gets the bird to talk*

Parrot: "Faggot! Faggot! Faggot!!"

*Stardust is taken back, and then out of anger.....*

Stardust: "Who taught you to say that? Where are your manners, bird? No cracker for you today potty mouth!!!"

*The Rock rush's over to Stardust*

Rock: "Jesus christ!!! Dust, you need to get your candy ass back over there and leave my parrot alone!! His vocabulary has grown a bit since I started teaming with him. NOW, get over there and sit down. Be professional for once in your sickened career!!! AND JUST BE QUIET"

*Once again, Stardust pouts all the way back over to the couch and sits down. He does the whole motion of zipping his lips and tossing away the key, as the Rock sits back down on the couch as well.*

Rock: "Sorry about that, I shouldn't have let him drink that much caffeine. Now, to answer your question Vince, me and Dusty here have been training like we have never trained before. We've gotten physically prepared for those pieces of trailer park trash, Societies CumGuzzler, and AJ Cocks! Haven't we Dusty?"

*The Rock turns to hear Stardust's response, but stardust turns away, with his lips sealed and his eyes looking at the ceiling.*

Rock: (Whispering to stardust again) "Don't be an idiot, answer the Rock when he's talking to you. Your making us look like blithering idiots."

*The Rock, once again, puts on a fake smile to Vince*

Rock: "Just over look him Vince, he just found out that his momma died right in the middle of making a porno..."

Vince: "Uh....Okay....I guess! Where was I (Mumbling under his breath)...Like it really matters. (Clears his throat)...Oh yea, the ppv....you and....stardust.....Societies Nightmare and ......AJ Fox. Are you two worried with all the pressure that those two men from the CWF could possibly take the tag titles back to the CWF?"

Rock: "Are you kidding the Rock? those two couldn't beat the Rock and Stardust on their best day. They prance around calling themselves the Four Horsemen...well the Rock has news........"

*The Rock is side tracked once again when he notices stardust is gone. He looks over his shoulder and notices stardust talking to the Rocks monkey (in a cage)*

Stardust: "Wow, Hey Rocky, Can I spank Your Monkey?"

*The Monkey starts getting excited and making all kinds of noise. Stardust turns around to look at the rock and shrugs his shoulders like he doesn't know whats going on, then the monkey starts slinging poop at Stardust. Getting it all in his hair and on his outfit. Stardust tries to run but knocks over a huge silver statue of the Rock's dad, and it shatters into a bunch of rubble. Stardust, with a pout look again, stares at the rock. Looking really pathetic with poop all over his face and in his hair. As the monkey jumps up and down, clapping his hands and laughing at stardust, the scene comes to an end*